Music yesh!

Me ish a happy blogder.. Lazy to blog lar...

btw, look what i found!

low quality versionhttp://nubcrushers.com/songs/Devils%20Urethra%20-%20DotA%20(High%20Quality).mp3

The lyrics :

The Shaman and Fletcher, they have many stories,
These are their adventures, in all of their glory,
One has a rough texture, the other's a stoner,
One is a collector, the other's a boner,
They both smoke the nectar, they're bothnever sober,
They travel together, searching out donors

If theres ever a war, they're first to tackle,
Rhasta drops a few wards, and then he casts his shackles,
Clinkz shoots arrows galore, with fire they crackle,
Adding stats to their core, right after the battle

When he shoots forked lightning, you're fried to a crisp,
His voodoo is frightning, turning you into a fish,
While you're busy grinding, he's already filthy rich,
His senses are heightened, cuz his doctor's a witch. (Pass the peace pipe - Tauren chieftan)

If you choose to use some lame magic,
Clinkz'll shoot his diffusal blade at it,
His arrows now imbued with a blue static,
A weapons thats been proven to rape laggots,

Whenever you start losin you throw a fit,
That's why I'm boozin when I scroll and click, (BURP, sorry! -Pandaren-)
There's a hero I pick when I'm bored of Clinkz,
I choose Mortred with her shadow strike and blink

and it's so sick with my crystalys /
I can fit two crits into a single hit /
Flip the switch and then im infinite /
Flick my wrist and I blink so swift /

Careful with all that wealth ya grabbin tho /
I hit you with my stealth assassin's blow /
Crit you, kill you, and take half your dough /
Then you say you couldn't see my shadow /

That's the concept, leave if you're losing /
That's such nonsense, what the F are you doing?!

[chorus]

To keep it up, I got a lot to do
just like the pandaren's got lots to brew /
how would you feel if someone shot at you? /
Naga What? Naga Who? /
As you get the drilled, the tables are turning /
I got the will, inner fire is burning /
I got the skills while you're still busy learning /
I get more kills than dota has versions /
When I play, I just can't budge /
Cuz I'm hooked, like getting ganked by pudge /
And I thirst, I got that lust for blood /
It's not just a game, it's also a drug /

[chorus]

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=p

Hoi!~~~

My daily talks...

Morning:

Mom: Vin ! hei san ar! ngan jor lor ! tai lei lar, cham man mm kam yun fun, yee kah jau hak ngan fan...sei chai pao

Translates ( wake up ar, late already lor , see you lar, yesterday night dont want to sleep, now pulak sleepy ....Dont want to translate the last part)

Me: *Grumbles* and goes back to sleep.*


Driving to Work:

Me: Lalalala *singing* (no conversation cos i drive alone! )


At Work :

Me: Welcome to Mcafee Bla bla bla ...
Customer: Mcafee Sucks!!! Norton Rules!!! F**k Mcafee!!!!
Me: ... *sweats*
Customer: toot toot toot toot toot *hangs up phone*.

Me: Oi 'karper suni'. (Means Black Cock in Indian)
Colleagues : Bloody cina , apa suni suni knnccb (btw, my colleagues are mostly indian ) *laughs*
Me: Hehe macha, relax ya.. *laughs*.

At night :

Phone Conversation

Me: Yup?
Friend 1: GODLIKE!!!
Me: ... *sweats* . What time?
Friend 1: Coming now. Ciow
Me:... *sweat no.2*

2nd Home aka globalnet

WARNING: COMPUTER TERMS ARE USED IN THE FOLLOWING LINE. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUESS WHAT? .................................NONE OF MY BUSINESS!

Morons (including me) : Muahahahahah damn noob lar you ;Like chicken only ; Wah full liow, dont feed lor; Buffet sial, hou pao ar!!!!!
Oi knnccb, why kill me; jibai you ; Kap PC ar pokai? Zzzzz Please dont kill me art ; I 'm not sending you home !


Yumcha Sessions:

Conversation no.1
Note: the conversations below are in cantonese.

Moron 1: art, this friday are you going?
Me : Go where?
Moron 1: GO DIE LAR !!
Me: ..... *raise his fist*
Moron + Me: Hahahahhahahahaha


Conversation no.2
Moron 2: art, take already or not?
Me: Take what?
Moron 2: Take F*ck lar!
Me: ...


As you can see, my conversation througout the day is either non-constructive or plain just plain dumb. I swear like nobody's business and i dont give a flying fuck about it , so SUE ME!
Great friends i have, god damn proud to have them! =P

CHEERS!

Ideally~

Ideally,


She should be tall enough,charming and beautiful in my eyes. Drives the car sometimes. Doesn't want me to pay all the time. Don't persuade me to buy stuffs for her. Calls you at the right moment. Surprise you with gifts on normal days. A model's physique >=), dimples,sexy glasses (me like girls with glasses?not those geeky 1 lar). Calls you at night after droping her off just to make sure you're okay. Or if you're lucky, drops by at night to watch dvd with you when you can't sleep. Cooks for you when you are dead sick and makes your favourite dish just to show that she knows how to cook.

Foregoing all of the above, even more ideally, she ought to be sensitive. It's not that difficult really.She gotta have a high-low mood like 'Dharma'and have the urge to wear cheongsam to fulfill my fetish *slurps* >=D. Realise that arguments are normal. Dont compare and look at other couples for inspiration and role models. Be open to accept opinions and critics. Realise that co-existence means making efforts to understand that every individual is different, and that when you get hurt, he gets hurt too.


Ideally-lah. So far there's no ideal gal. As for men, our future lies in the hands of our wallet and our capabilities… yeah you know. Every human being is a dreamer. That very nature of ours, to dream, is embedded so far in… you can't help it really.
I dream... do you?