Bloody sunday bloody sunday. So freaking cold in the office that i had to wear double layer of jacket to keep myself warm . Somebody in the office hid the fucking remote and i couldnt find it. Evillllll just pure evil. I wasn't even supposed to be here in the first place. =( I miss my bed.
It ain't that bad coming in after all. I came in late , slept for 45 mins and get to watch *nice* explicit korean show. The title of the movie was "The art of having making love" in korean. Hate to wake my lil brother up so early in the morning but the chick in the movie was so damn hot.@@. My senior compatriot who happens to be a Korean himself is way too cool. Unfortunately he has to fly back to Australia in December and would not be coming back to join us anymore. Sad to hear hoh...things definitely won't be the same anymore without Mr.Baik around. IT's gonna be a dull, boring , no music/porn environment in the office. =(
Life goes on...
Holiday season is about to begin soon. I planned my holidays precisely so that i won't have to work my ass off on Christmas and New Year. Can you believe this? They actually expect people to work on special day like Christmas and Newyear. KNNCCBPEPETKIAPUKIMAK! bloody hell company, never jaga the employee's muka.
I think my blog getting really sien already. Haih i really need a digital camera now....Waiting for my OCBC bank card to get approved then i'll promise to camwhore every-single-fcuking thing that i could possibly take ok?. Once i have a camera on my hand , i'll show you what candid shot is all about. >=D So ladies , dont be scared when i hold a camera. I'm not going to take any hamsap siong of you and sell it to big-boys. I'll keep it to myself, place it in my favourite album and treasure it forever.
Let's find some interesting topic to blog about. Ah yesssssss, our very own ingenious, not-so loving Malaysian Police force is at it again. This time around, not only did they display their stupidity and caught red-handed through a handphone but it also shows how despicable they can be in humiliating a helpless chap. It's a major issue rite now because 'they' are suppose to portray good Malaysian image and a force that helps people , uphold justice and protect innocent people. Look what they are doing rite now? You think making people exercise during lock-up is funny? Making people strip butt naked is funny as well? Go Screw yourself please. Niama sohai like fuck. Ok MAYBE i'm abit hush on the issue and being unfair to the whole Police Force. A bad apple spoils the whole bunch so a stupid policewoman spoils the whole force. GOOD JOB WOMAN, YOU DA BEST, ninja ! See what you've done here
Back to good awareness of Malaysians, this guy name Mah Wang Wang was so distraught that his 7 year old daughter was kidnapped. Guess what he did? He SMS a text message to his friends regarding the abduction and the details of the culprit car number plate and car color. The text message was circulated throughout the network and three hours later, he received a phone call from a stranger saying that her daughter is save and returning to him soon. Aww isn't that nice. I think somehow the SMS reaches the abductee and he got pussyfied and return the girl home. Ajajaja , anyway good to hear that... It's bad kidnapping young lil girl. *heard that or not seehoe? ITS BAD!!!!*
Ok new photos available at here
It was Emily Francis Goh Ai Hwa's Birthday..
Girl you have a long name , shorten it for christ sake...
Cheers
...AND I WASNT DRUNK OK!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Saturday, November 26, 2005
June~
JUNE
* Thinks far with vision - Oh yes i have a dream. Dream of overtaking Mr.Gates as the richest man on planet earth seems surreal.
* Easily influenced by kindness - Minor stuffs melts my heart. =( Don't show too much kindness to me or i might just bite you.
* Polite and soft-spoken - Ermmm , does swearing in a lower tone voice actually qualifies for this? Nah i'm not rude....i'm soooo nice to singaporean and aussies. Crap!
* Having lots of ideas - Apparently, i have alot of ideas in my mind, but 99% of it are junk ideas and irrelevant. I was born that way. Friends of mine like Franklin , Bell and the Wright brothers stole my ideas and made a fortune out of it. Want to know how they repay my kindness? They died and didn't leave a single penny for me =( . How sad how sad. Selfish bastards. Hmph~
* Sensitive - I 'm sensitive babeh !! YEsh!! Can i touch you ar leng lui? I'm sensitive you know.. Very nice fingers. See see..*pipakpipak* Alamak, sensitive oso let ppl slap =.=.
* Active mind - I have wild imaginations . Very very very wild you wouldn't want to know..
* Hesitating - No wonder i don't make decisions. So fucking true ! Hesitation gotta be 1 of my weaknesses.
* Tends to delay - So that explains why i always arrive late for work.. Ohhh I Seeeee. Blame it on June!
* Choosy and always wants the best - How true =(. When i choose, it's the best. When it's best, it's a pest. If it's a pest, give it a rest. Good things will come to those who wait.
* Temperamental - Eh, I do have a temperamental mood sometimes. It's called mood swing.
* Funny and humorous - GGTHXBYE.
* Loves to joke - I'm a serious guy ok....Dont play play ok ....I got no time to joke ok....if i joke too much later ho lang ong .
* Good debating skills - I don't agree on this. I always lose my debate to a species call female
* Talkative - Sometimes. When i don't talk, they say "Hey , are you ok? Why you not talking? Got ploblem issit?". When i talk they will scold me "AIyoh, lei pei yan tui lar! Gum toh Fai Wah Lei Kong " . Justify and tell me please. ISSIT WRONG TO TALK CRAP???? i know you bloody bastards will say yes =.=" so screw it.. haha
* Daydreamer - Wet dreams too.
* Friendly - *winks* leng lui, ho boh? Ai jadi kawan mah?
* Knows how to make friends - Nope. I just know how to irritate them with my comments and feed them with shit load of craps that could last the whole day.
* Abiding - I'm a rebel. 'Nuff said
* Easily hurt - Oh yes...you hurt me real bad alright...See this deep scar? Never healed never will be . I'm just as fragile as you are.
* Prone to getting colds - Craving for some delicious homemade wan tans in the morning? Come and find me.
* Loves to dress up - I don't dress to impress, I dress to kill =P But failed in so many attempts. Ceh , nobody to kill oso lar...
* Easily bored - Yalor. Everything oso sien. Work sien. Go home sien. Want go shopping, sien. No money sien. Tar fei kei , sien.The only 1 thing not sien, DOTA!
* Fussy - I'm not pussy ok, i mean fussy ! I love everything except cucumber, inconsiderate Malaysians, Singaporeans who hates Malaysian, fussy customers and arrogant pricks who thinks they are so godlike in this world. Go fug urself and if i can , i would shove my 5 tiny lil toes and my feet up your bloody ass.
* Seldom show emotions - Build a wall so thick, noone can penetrate. I left a small room if i ever need company. I'll spill the beans once i'm in the mood.
* Takes time to recover when hurt - Still counting the days ....
* Brand conscious - I don't wear pasar malam tai foo , or pirated goods like Georgio Airmani or Kuccit. Whatever that's bought from a decent shop, i'll wear it.
* Executive - Eh? Apa executive? i got executive chair at home lar.
* Stubborn - Bite me.
* Those who loves me are enemies - Those who loves me, of course i love them oso lar. Siow ar love your enemy? Sayang enemies can lar, not love please..damn gay.
* Those who hates me are friends - Those who hates me please tell me, i want to know who you are. I bring parang to your house and ask ur mommy and daddy why they born you to hate me ar...knnccb !@#$%^& =D
This post abit long hoh, but what to do, I'm part of the wonderful June babies mah...pai seh pai seh, so leng chai and so many cock story to tell.
To all those people who are born in the month of June, aren't we similiar in 1 way or another. No matter what they say about us, whether its bad , good or both, we are special in our own way. Ignore all the bad remarks and take the good 1's of course. Cheers
14th June babies that i know; Junie, Danni , Winnie , Zaffri (They all end with 'i' at the back =/ )
My new name ; Alvinie <-----fucking homo name =.='
Don't care lar, we rox!!! Woohoo
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Two Choices
WARNING: It's gonna be another emo rant , so bare with me ... =D
Looking back at history is never a good sight. It may be bad, it may be sweet , it may be a walk in the park or it may just be another fuck up day, regardless of whatever the outcome is , the reality of it; there's nothing that you can do to change what's already been done.
History has taken its toll, you have to live with it. It's a simple rule that you have to obey to move on.
On Tuesday, a dear friend of mine was on a major low, a defenceless state where he was so vulnerable that he could just give up on everything. I felt him. I knew what he had gone through because i went through it before. The mind plays trick on ya all the time. You can't think straight, you lose all your senses. You made a wall so thick , not even a nuclear bomb could penetrate. Isolating from the real world seems like an option. An option to resolve the pain, the misery and the suffering that you have to go through ALONE. You thought that sharing your problems will only burden others , will make things worst instead of solving it.
That my friend, is WRONG!
It's not ok to feel that way. Never in this lifetime.
You know the wall that you built? Please leave a hole big enough for us to come in. We came knocking on the wall when we heard your problems. We came unprepared just like what hit you.
No harm letting us in and share whats within the wall. It's ok, everything WILL be alright.
Friends is all about lifting you up again and hoping that you would stand on your feet once more.
We don't want to see you in that state, it breaks our heart to see a different person that we used to hang out with. It ain't easy to work things out the way we want it to be, but sometimes you just have to let things go to get things back. You set a bird free, another bird might just appear again the very next day. *ok it's a bad example i know =.=" * Sounds like a deja vu to me.
Group hug everybody.....*hugs* funny when oak said this but noone actually did it. =P
Glad you are alright now , and hope to see you more in our dota sessions...
To end the rant for today, i got something from my work mail and i would love to share it with you guys; *if you guys read it before READ it again. *
You Have Two Choices
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant . He is always in a good mood.
When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:
"If i were any better, i would be twins!"
Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,
so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.
Why?
Because Jerry was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him :
"I don't get it, No one can be a positive person all the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.
I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."
"But it's not always that easy," I protested.
"Yes it is," Jerry said.
"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.
You choose how you react to situations.
You choose how people will affect your mood.
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.
It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,
I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.
He left the back door of his restaurant open
And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.
While Jerry trying to open the safe box, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination.
The robbers panicked and shot him.
Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.…
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.
When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.
"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared" I asked?
Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.
But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man. I knew I needed to take action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."
'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.
Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.
I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.
The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you –
is your attitude,
so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.
The end.
I know its a bit long, so dont be a lazy bum, just read it ... and to the Jerry i know, this story so happen to have your name on it and i'm too lazy too change it. So, no hard feelings, you are a hero in the story...
Looking back at history is never a good sight. It may be bad, it may be sweet , it may be a walk in the park or it may just be another fuck up day, regardless of whatever the outcome is , the reality of it; there's nothing that you can do to change what's already been done.
History has taken its toll, you have to live with it. It's a simple rule that you have to obey to move on.
On Tuesday, a dear friend of mine was on a major low, a defenceless state where he was so vulnerable that he could just give up on everything. I felt him. I knew what he had gone through because i went through it before. The mind plays trick on ya all the time. You can't think straight, you lose all your senses. You made a wall so thick , not even a nuclear bomb could penetrate. Isolating from the real world seems like an option. An option to resolve the pain, the misery and the suffering that you have to go through ALONE. You thought that sharing your problems will only burden others , will make things worst instead of solving it.
That my friend, is WRONG!
It's not ok to feel that way. Never in this lifetime.
You know the wall that you built? Please leave a hole big enough for us to come in. We came knocking on the wall when we heard your problems. We came unprepared just like what hit you.
No harm letting us in and share whats within the wall. It's ok, everything WILL be alright.
Friends is all about lifting you up again and hoping that you would stand on your feet once more.
We don't want to see you in that state, it breaks our heart to see a different person that we used to hang out with. It ain't easy to work things out the way we want it to be, but sometimes you just have to let things go to get things back. You set a bird free, another bird might just appear again the very next day. *ok it's a bad example i know =.=" * Sounds like a deja vu to me.
Group hug everybody.....*hugs* funny when oak said this but noone actually did it. =P
Glad you are alright now , and hope to see you more in our dota sessions...
To end the rant for today, i got something from my work mail and i would love to share it with you guys; *if you guys read it before READ it again. *
You Have Two Choices
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant . He is always in a good mood.
When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:
"If i were any better, i would be twins!"
Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,
so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.
Why?
Because Jerry was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him :
"I don't get it, No one can be a positive person all the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.
I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."
"But it's not always that easy," I protested.
"Yes it is," Jerry said.
"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.
You choose how you react to situations.
You choose how people will affect your mood.
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.
It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,
I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.
He left the back door of his restaurant open
And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.
While Jerry trying to open the safe box, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination.
The robbers panicked and shot him.
Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.…
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.
When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.
"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared" I asked?
Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.
But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man. I knew I needed to take action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."
'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.
Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.
I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.
The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you –
is your attitude,
so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.
The end.
I know its a bit long, so dont be a lazy bum, just read it ... and to the Jerry i know, this story so happen to have your name on it and i'm too lazy too change it. So, no hard feelings, you are a hero in the story...
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
HATE THIS CRAP
Guys will always be guys.
Never underestimate a man's heart for we might be just as vulnerable as you are.
Never doubt our capabilities for we will show you what we can achieve by just putting in some effort.
Never think we might not cry for you for we will weep inside our heart for years to come.
Never say we are heartless for we might just give up on everything just to make you happy.
Never assume we don't like you for we might end up losing our sanity not having you this lifetime.
1 of the scariest thing to read in the morning is someone who writes a will and saying thank you to their beloved ones. I hate that stuffs ok! Don't write those craps again anymore or i will personally brain wash your filthy polluted mind. Everything can be solved , one way or the other. Open up and find your burden shared among those who cared about you. I CAN 100% guarantee no friend will ever say "Fuck OFF" when you are having trouble. Admit it, nobody can hide or run away from their troubles. How long can you avoid? how long can you seperate yourself from reality? Think about it.
SO, DO NOT FUCKING SCARE ME AGAIN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT SUICIDING !
ok, bye now, too tension today..
call me when u need help. i'll gladly help you.
ps: you wake me up and ask me go weewee, ill rape you ! other than that, its ok..
Never underestimate a man's heart for we might be just as vulnerable as you are.
Never doubt our capabilities for we will show you what we can achieve by just putting in some effort.
Never think we might not cry for you for we will weep inside our heart for years to come.
Never say we are heartless for we might just give up on everything just to make you happy.
Never assume we don't like you for we might end up losing our sanity not having you this lifetime.
1 of the scariest thing to read in the morning is someone who writes a will and saying thank you to their beloved ones. I hate that stuffs ok! Don't write those craps again anymore or i will personally brain wash your filthy polluted mind. Everything can be solved , one way or the other. Open up and find your burden shared among those who cared about you. I CAN 100% guarantee no friend will ever say "Fuck OFF" when you are having trouble. Admit it, nobody can hide or run away from their troubles. How long can you avoid? how long can you seperate yourself from reality? Think about it.
SO, DO NOT FUCKING SCARE ME AGAIN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT SUICIDING !
ok, bye now, too tension today..
call me when u need help. i'll gladly help you.
ps: you wake me up and ask me go weewee, ill rape you ! other than that, its ok..
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Me me - 5 things.
Tagged again by mofo julian who promised us dinner yesterday but ffk instead =.=" .
Anyway,
Ten Years Ago I was...
I was a naive looking boy who was shorter than most of his devil compatriot and had a karipap hairstyle for school days. I was adored not only by my cute looks but my innocent looks as well. *ahem ahem*.
5 years ago I was...
Started out my journey to a world without uniform when i attended Taylors for S.A.M, looking for clues of what i'll be doing for the rest of my life. The adventure started off brightly and had a few bumps in-between. Losing some sense of reality and begin a rebelious life with friends and family. Oh well, Taylors was the best year of my college life, it was more like a honeymoon year; no worries, no pressures ,no boundaries; just plain old me. *remembers sitting under the stairs to peep at hmmm * =P *piak piak*.
1 year ago I was...
Bitching about improving my daily life. Not going to cybercafe. *fail miserably* Get a decent gf and stops my mom from nagging *ah chai ,gei si tai yat ko leng lui bei ah ma tai ar?* Choi lei de soh.
Yesterday I was...
Catching up with them at Darul's after work, talking about who will end up in Hell playing dota first. Waihang was the first to go with his back-stabbing skills =P.
I enjoy...
Molten Chocolate cake.
Burger king French chicken.
Jalan Telawi Pan Mee
Haagen Daz's Rum and Raisins
Baskin Robbin's Chocolate Blast
5 Songs I Know All the Words to...
On Fire-Switchfoot
Untitled-Simple Plan
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
Look What You've Done- Jetz
Always- Bon Jovi
5 things I would do with a 100 Million splurges...
Buy shares in Microsoft.
Buy shares in Manchester United
Buy myself an island.
Buy myself an aeroplane.
Be the first chinese banana to fly to the moon.
5 Bad Habits...
Not making my bed after sleep.
Oversleeping like a pig.
Keep saying "I'm Hungry". *fuckers =.=*
Asking stupid questions.
Giving stupid remarks.
5 Biggest Joys...
Being with my friends.
Looking at my bank account in the beginning of the month,
Mom cooks favvy food.
Car keys.
Getting godlike.
5 Favourite Toys...
Transformers
Lego
G.I. JOE
My old Game-boy
My joystick.
5 Things I Would Never Wear...
Tight fitting gay ass shirt.
Bling blings
G-Strings
Woman's Clothes
La Ba Fu a.k.a Seluar Loceng *as wored by ah bengs*
5 Favourite TV Shows...
That 70's show.
Smallville
Bleach
Everybody Loves Raymond
Amazing Race
5 Fictional Characters I Would Date...
Tifa Lockheart
Rei Ayanami
Orihime Inoue
Tifa Lockheart
Hyuuga Hinata
5 Celebrities I Wanna Date...
Sarah Tan
Jeon Ji Hyun
Sonija Kwok
Jessica Alba
Cecilia Cheung
I don't want to tag anyone.. Let's just end here. =P
Anyway,
Ten Years Ago I was...
I was a naive looking boy who was shorter than most of his devil compatriot and had a karipap hairstyle for school days. I was adored not only by my cute looks but my innocent looks as well. *ahem ahem*.
5 years ago I was...
Started out my journey to a world without uniform when i attended Taylors for S.A.M, looking for clues of what i'll be doing for the rest of my life. The adventure started off brightly and had a few bumps in-between. Losing some sense of reality and begin a rebelious life with friends and family. Oh well, Taylors was the best year of my college life, it was more like a honeymoon year; no worries, no pressures ,no boundaries; just plain old me. *remembers sitting under the stairs to peep at hmmm * =P *piak piak*.
1 year ago I was...
Bitching about improving my daily life. Not going to cybercafe. *fail miserably* Get a decent gf and stops my mom from nagging *ah chai ,gei si tai yat ko leng lui bei ah ma tai ar?* Choi lei de soh.
Yesterday I was...
Catching up with them at Darul's after work, talking about who will end up in Hell playing dota first. Waihang was the first to go with his back-stabbing skills =P.
I enjoy...
Molten Chocolate cake.
Burger king French chicken.
Jalan Telawi Pan Mee
Haagen Daz's Rum and Raisins
Baskin Robbin's Chocolate Blast
5 Songs I Know All the Words to...
On Fire-Switchfoot
Untitled-Simple Plan
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
Look What You've Done- Jetz
Always- Bon Jovi
5 things I would do with a 100 Million splurges...
Buy shares in Microsoft.
Buy shares in Manchester United
Buy myself an island.
Buy myself an aeroplane.
Be the first chinese banana to fly to the moon.
5 Bad Habits...
Not making my bed after sleep.
Oversleeping like a pig.
Keep saying "I'm Hungry". *fuckers =.=*
Asking stupid questions.
Giving stupid remarks.
5 Biggest Joys...
Being with my friends.
Looking at my bank account in the beginning of the month,
Mom cooks favvy food.
Car keys.
Getting godlike.
5 Favourite Toys...
Transformers
Lego
G.I. JOE
My old Game-boy
My joystick.
5 Things I Would Never Wear...
Tight fitting gay ass shirt.
Bling blings
G-Strings
Woman's Clothes
La Ba Fu a.k.a Seluar Loceng *as wored by ah bengs*
5 Favourite TV Shows...
That 70's show.
Smallville
Bleach
Everybody Loves Raymond
Amazing Race
5 Fictional Characters I Would Date...
Tifa Lockheart
Rei Ayanami
Orihime Inoue
Tifa Lockheart
Hyuuga Hinata
5 Celebrities I Wanna Date...
Sarah Tan
Jeon Ji Hyun
Sonija Kwok
Jessica Alba
Cecilia Cheung
I don't want to tag anyone.. Let's just end here. =P
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Recap~
Greetings earthlings...
It's gonna be a weekly routine where i will just update my blog, so dont bother checking every single day like a mindless nolife blogder like me who stalks on other people's blog. =P
I'm bored at work right now so i just feed myself with rants and random pictures. When i'm not bored ill be too stressed up with my fucked up job. Life's a biatch and tell me about it.
Last week was way too cool to forget.First off, the whole group celebrated 2 mofos birthday in Decanters, Sri Hartamas on Friday.Yes Kw and Julian , you are officially old bastards! Too bad we failed miserably on making the both of you drunk , sober and prolly attempt to hug each 1 another like a fag. Anyhow, elicia was wasted instead. How often do you see a girl drunk and floats like a water balloon. That indeed was priceless. Muahahah , elicia if you are reading this, W-A-S-T-E-D! Oak was a goner too. Shuffling teddy bear is so amusing to watch. Awww so cute, ..................*my ass*.
I think the killer game that we played wasn't the traditional thumbmasta but the 'dice game' instead. Rounds after rounds, those guy drank beer like they are sipping on water. Blame it on the girl name 'Irene' who disguises herself as a sweet looking chick but with the mind of a devil >=D. You know lar guys mah, where can lose to girl, so they decided to raise the bets and try to make her drunk. Backfire dudes, you guys ended up being the losers! Luckily for me, i had to work the very next morning, so i'm exempted from the games. *phew* . The turning point that made me crack off laughing was when all of them had no more drinks left, so they poured all the remaining god knows what's left over on the cups and mixed it all together in 1 cup. Seems like it tastes like shit. Sohais. =P
Anyway...the next day, drag myself to work at 6.30 in the morning and it feels like shit. Every minute ticks , drains part of my soul away on Saturday morning. Too tired to do anything on that day. Body aching, black eye bags and mild fever controlled every part of my body. Sad but true . I'm weak =(. During the night, i fed mosquitoes in Pan Bakery with my sweet blood. I wasn't dirty like what Tek said, i just fucking bath before i came out. And it's not the face problem as well cos i'm *ahem* better looking than him *cough*. Next, went to A&W, had a float and laughed like nobody's business. There were people trying to concentrate on their studies the next table, but instead of being considerate, we just LOL and make silly jokes. This girl in particular closed her ears and made some muka sepuluh sen. If you want to study leh, go to a place called LIBRARY! Not a FASTFOOD RESTAURANT. lamer.
On Monday, went out the whole day from morning till night. My off-day was spent amazingly interesting by teman-ing Tubby to the Pejabat Pendaftaran Negara. He wanted to take his IC and was too pussy to go alone, so he dragged me along. =P We got lost somewhere in Shah Alam trying to reach our destination, how ironic?
Lunch was great. I had like 3 meals within the lunch period and i was fucking thirsty the whole day. In the evening, went to this survey thingy for an advertising company in Damansara. Tek was too pussy too on that day so decided to drag me along. Why is everyone feeling pussy on Monday except for me of course. Anyway, it was nice. Guess what, we lost our way to Damansara as well. Hahaha typical guys hoh.
EVeryday is a Dota day...I don't know what we'll do without dota. Prolly hit aeroplane at home or let ppl push the whole day. Sigh~
Hou lan Sien ar.!
ps:In case you guys don't know, Tek actually sings along whenever he hears a backstreet boy's song. EEyeeyeeyeeeewwwwwwwwwww
FAG!
=P
ciows
It's gonna be a weekly routine where i will just update my blog, so dont bother checking every single day like a mindless nolife blogder like me who stalks on other people's blog. =P
I'm bored at work right now so i just feed myself with rants and random pictures. When i'm not bored ill be too stressed up with my fucked up job. Life's a biatch and tell me about it.
Last week was way too cool to forget.First off, the whole group celebrated 2 mofos birthday in Decanters, Sri Hartamas on Friday.Yes Kw and Julian , you are officially old bastards! Too bad we failed miserably on making the both of you drunk , sober and prolly attempt to hug each 1 another like a fag. Anyhow, elicia was wasted instead. How often do you see a girl drunk and floats like a water balloon. That indeed was priceless. Muahahah , elicia if you are reading this, W-A-S-T-E-D! Oak was a goner too. Shuffling teddy bear is so amusing to watch. Awww so cute, ..................*my ass*.
I think the killer game that we played wasn't the traditional thumbmasta but the 'dice game' instead. Rounds after rounds, those guy drank beer like they are sipping on water. Blame it on the girl name 'Irene' who disguises herself as a sweet looking chick but with the mind of a devil >=D. You know lar guys mah, where can lose to girl, so they decided to raise the bets and try to make her drunk. Backfire dudes, you guys ended up being the losers! Luckily for me, i had to work the very next morning, so i'm exempted from the games. *phew* . The turning point that made me crack off laughing was when all of them had no more drinks left, so they poured all the remaining god knows what's left over on the cups and mixed it all together in 1 cup. Seems like it tastes like shit. Sohais. =P
Anyway...the next day, drag myself to work at 6.30 in the morning and it feels like shit. Every minute ticks , drains part of my soul away on Saturday morning. Too tired to do anything on that day. Body aching, black eye bags and mild fever controlled every part of my body. Sad but true . I'm weak =(. During the night, i fed mosquitoes in Pan Bakery with my sweet blood. I wasn't dirty like what Tek said, i just fucking bath before i came out. And it's not the face problem as well cos i'm *ahem* better looking than him *cough*. Next, went to A&W, had a float and laughed like nobody's business. There were people trying to concentrate on their studies the next table, but instead of being considerate, we just LOL and make silly jokes. This girl in particular closed her ears and made some muka sepuluh sen. If you want to study leh, go to a place called LIBRARY! Not a FASTFOOD RESTAURANT. lamer.
On Monday, went out the whole day from morning till night. My off-day was spent amazingly interesting by teman-ing Tubby to the Pejabat Pendaftaran Negara. He wanted to take his IC and was too pussy to go alone, so he dragged me along. =P We got lost somewhere in Shah Alam trying to reach our destination, how ironic?
Lunch was great. I had like 3 meals within the lunch period and i was fucking thirsty the whole day. In the evening, went to this survey thingy for an advertising company in Damansara. Tek was too pussy too on that day so decided to drag me along. Why is everyone feeling pussy on Monday except for me of course. Anyway, it was nice. Guess what, we lost our way to Damansara as well. Hahaha typical guys hoh.
EVeryday is a Dota day...I don't know what we'll do without dota. Prolly hit aeroplane at home or let ppl push the whole day. Sigh~
Hou lan Sien ar.!
ps:In case you guys don't know, Tek actually sings along whenever he hears a backstreet boy's song. EEyeeyeeyeeeewwwwwwwwwww
FAG!
=P
ciows
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Sien Kao Jor~
Ho sien ar!!!!
Working on holidays is the worst feeling ever! EVER!
Sien like fuck, my mind wanders away all the time thinking about those sohems who are enjoying their holiday playing dota , owning some chicky's ass , kap'ing lui in mamak stall while I'm on the chair answering PMS calls from customers in OZ. GRRR!! Tinnnn Arrr , Gou Meng ar!!!
I'm hungry, i'm freaking tired and i'm in no bloody mood of entertaining illiterate customer who knows shit about computer.
I know i've been a bad boy for these past few weeks, not updating the blog. I was kindda lazy in 1 way. I love reading other people's blog though. I really need to get a digi-cam so i can take naked pictures of myself *ahem* and erm take photos of people =P. A blog is so dull without pictures in it, don't you think so? I'll prolly get a card size camera with canggih features and big-big LCD screen so a blind cock like me would be able to see what i actually took. Soon, soon, we will have pictures in my blog. Weeee~ (sohlou)
Hmm let's see what i can recap;
Pit Stop party was cancelled due to the passing of our first lady , the late Dato' Seri Datin Paduka Endon binte Mahmood. Sad but true. Breast cancer is 1 major threat to women. EXAMINE your breast ladies !!! Early prevention is the best precaution. Call me if you want me to feel your bonggol . (J/k).Hey, at least you don't have to look at the mirror and whine about getting a breast enlargement. You have my smooth delicate hands as your tool >.<. *pi pak , pi pak* PERVERT!
Anyway....
Today marks the end of fasting month. No more cold roti jala, soggy roti john, nasi kerabu served in saucer pan, otak-otak ,ayam percik (more like ayam kecik cos is so dam small), 2 bucks murtabak and kebab for another year =(. boohoo. It's so convenient to just walk down to the stalls when i'm hungry and just go shopping for food. Ramadhan stalls are the powerness. This year however, sad to say, along the stalls there are people actually begging for money.
Yea, sien kao jor...this joker, sets up his donation booth right in the middle of the road. Blind man walk pass sure langgar the pole. I mean, come on, i know Malaysians are caring and generous society, but please at least do it in a proper way. NOT in the middle of the freaking road where people are walking and definitely NOT setting up 3 booths on the same road to remind people just in case they miss the first booth, there are still 2 more boots that you can donate your money. Sadly to say, i don't trust all this shit. So what if you have all those certificates stating that you are doing it for charity and everything is genuine. It's kanasai for me. If i want to donate, i'll go straight to the temple and donate. Not donating a damn cent to you mofos and ending up with all those money being used to buy drugs or funds for your kiu kai sessions.
Ahh lazy liow, too much crap.
Going yumcha..and just wanna take this opportunity to wish my fellow friends,
Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya.
Cheers.
ps: invite me for open house and bring me murukus .
Working on holidays is the worst feeling ever! EVER!
Sien like fuck, my mind wanders away all the time thinking about those sohems who are enjoying their holiday playing dota , owning some chicky's ass , kap'ing lui in mamak stall while I'm on the chair answering PMS calls from customers in OZ. GRRR!! Tinnnn Arrr , Gou Meng ar!!!
I'm hungry, i'm freaking tired and i'm in no bloody mood of entertaining illiterate customer who knows shit about computer.
I know i've been a bad boy for these past few weeks, not updating the blog. I was kindda lazy in 1 way. I love reading other people's blog though. I really need to get a digi-cam so i can take naked pictures of myself *ahem* and erm take photos of people =P. A blog is so dull without pictures in it, don't you think so? I'll prolly get a card size camera with canggih features and big-big LCD screen so a blind cock like me would be able to see what i actually took. Soon, soon, we will have pictures in my blog. Weeee~ (sohlou)
Hmm let's see what i can recap;
Pit Stop party was cancelled due to the passing of our first lady , the late Dato' Seri Datin Paduka Endon binte Mahmood. Sad but true. Breast cancer is 1 major threat to women. EXAMINE your breast ladies !!! Early prevention is the best precaution. Call me if you want me to feel your bonggol . (J/k).Hey, at least you don't have to look at the mirror and whine about getting a breast enlargement. You have my smooth delicate hands as your tool >.<. *pi pak , pi pak* PERVERT!
Anyway....
Today marks the end of fasting month. No more cold roti jala, soggy roti john, nasi kerabu served in saucer pan, otak-otak ,ayam percik (more like ayam kecik cos is so dam small), 2 bucks murtabak and kebab for another year =(. boohoo. It's so convenient to just walk down to the stalls when i'm hungry and just go shopping for food. Ramadhan stalls are the powerness. This year however, sad to say, along the stalls there are people actually begging for money.
Yea, sien kao jor...this joker, sets up his donation booth right in the middle of the road. Blind man walk pass sure langgar the pole. I mean, come on, i know Malaysians are caring and generous society, but please at least do it in a proper way. NOT in the middle of the freaking road where people are walking and definitely NOT setting up 3 booths on the same road to remind people just in case they miss the first booth, there are still 2 more boots that you can donate your money. Sadly to say, i don't trust all this shit. So what if you have all those certificates stating that you are doing it for charity and everything is genuine. It's kanasai for me. If i want to donate, i'll go straight to the temple and donate. Not donating a damn cent to you mofos and ending up with all those money being used to buy drugs or funds for your kiu kai sessions.
Ahh lazy liow, too much crap.
Going yumcha..and just wanna take this opportunity to wish my fellow friends,
Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya.
Cheers.
ps: invite me for open house and bring me murukus .
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