Sunday, January 29, 2006

GONG XI GONG XI

HAPPY CHINESE YEAR YEAR!!!
GONG XI FATT CHOY!!!1

no updates...i just want to spent my entire holiday AWAY from the computer. =P


Have an auspicious new year!!!

See ya

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Enough is enough

My nose is like a running water tap rite now and today is byfar 1 of the shittiest day ever.

I had a one to one talk with my supervisor today concerning my tardiness. It was to an extreme level where if i would to repeat the same mistake again,ill definitely be frying the sotong. He has been very supportive and been covering my back all these time.I appreciate his effort, but i've been a very dissapointing employee and i regret so. Minor elements such as punctuality is ruining my overall performance as a whole. I have tried various ways to improve myself and it seems that the medicine is taking its toll on me. Yet again.

That conversation lead to the major turning point that had me thinking for awhile.

What do you forsee yourself in the future?

I asked myself that very same question and i can honestly tell you that I am in a confuse state of mind. I don't see myself answering calls and helping people out over the phone. It ain't easy and definitely not the life i wanted. I'm looking forward something that is of my interest. I love talking to people and I enjoy helping people out, but I want it to be face to face.This way,I don't have to put on a mask and just show my true self. I want to meet different people of various background so that i can learn from them.

I hate working. So much to care about, mountains of expenses and i get no satisfaction out of it. I want to know what i need. Not just living in a mundane life.

Can you please help me?

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Movie Preview: Hostage



This movie bloody rocks man! WHEN I SAID BLOODY, I REALLY MEANT BLOODY BLOOD RED.It has a blend of suspense and action-pack. A great twist of story line and the directing skill is superb. The intro reminded me of 'Sin City', at first i thought naik kereta. But as the story kicks in , really not bad at all.
Florent Emilio Siri and Bruce Willis is da man.

Go and grab the DVD. I can assure you it's worth the money.

I give it 8/10.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Ichiban week.

Sien betul. Nobody updates blog anymore except for Mr.Kensei who constantly makes emo entries on his blog. Good alter ego there dude,keep up those amusing stories.

What inspires you to blog i wonder...

For me, blogging is merely just a wasting time activity.I blog only when i'm at office. When super sien, too much time, and cannot surf porn, wild imagination runs and so i have to write it down lor. My english not powderful enough,I dunno how to use bombastic words and i dun have sexy photos to upload so i write about what happen on the days i had live on.

I don't know how i ended up with the crap on top.

Anyway, last week was FCukingFantisticular!!!oneone!

-Manchester United owned Liverpool (Free meal in Chillis for me, Thanks JD! you are supporting the wrong team man.)

-Finished my CNY shopping. (RM 700 down the road, dun ask me what i bought. I'm just happy i got 5 new pairs of underwear.)

-Ate FREE courtesy of bonus from Mr.Kensei. Thanks!!! (bugger say i never say thank him enough . NAH I THANK YOU ON MY BLOG OK! KNNMCB)

-Watched Memoirs Of a Geisha with a whole cinema filled with LB members. (fucking scary ok, i was so scared the guy next to me ask me to join). Thanks for the free movie ticket Chiew and Adrian !

- The very same night, a horde of BMWs parked outside 1 Utama. First time saw so many BMWs parked together. Jakun gila babi (Take a wild guess on whose BMWs are those belonged to)

- I didn't had alcohol on the weekends. Neither will I consume any in the following weeks to come.Time to gamble and not wasted.

- Had an awkward moment when shopping at subang parade. This joker, dah lah cannot swim, still want to buy swimming trunks. When you want to learn a lesson? if want to buy private things, don't invite us along. Practically, the whole department can hear us laugh. Why do we laugh? Do the thinking yourself.

That's about it.My fun-filled weekend.

Sekian.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

8tv's Bombshell

It's official, I dig Marion Caunter.She's hosting this show called 'Quickie' on 8TV with the i-am-poser Adam and she's like the BOMB!

be the judge.



AND



AIN't SHE HAWT?

i need tissue for mah nose now. =p

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Cant zZzz

My eye-bags are darker than kopi-o now.

Goddammit, it's been sleepless nights for the past few days. Normally, I will tuck myself early just to have enough sleep, but NOooo CAN'T CLOSE MY 2 freaking EYES.

Yesterday nite was the worst. I went back home at 12.30. Straigth to bed, wrap myself up like a kebab with my comforter. Everything was perfect except that I wasn't even sleepy. I stare at the ceiling and kept rolling on the bed.

So,I start counting sheeps. Sheeps done, counted cows instead. HOLD on 1 SECOND. Cows can't jump over the fence, they are too huge.

So, i read newspaper,and yes! magazine till 3 am. To make things worst, my executive chair spring putus aledi, so sitting on it felt like sitting on a baby chair. Sien like fukckadoodoo.

Woke up early but late to work WTF?...AGAIN.

Fuck the insomnia.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

MEME ISH DA 1337

1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:
- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue
2) Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.
Grapes – Papaya.
3) Your essay must make some kind of sense.
4) Send to 5 people.

Few weeks ago, Tek and Kensei had this wonderful idea of paying a visit to Papaya farm. They asked me to join, but I refrained myself. Loneliness was the main reason why they went. The place was call Starkiss and they had random of 'stocks' ranging from young girls, aunties and even robots.
So, the 2 jokers sat down with their assets an begin to harvest.

Tek: Wei, thirsty lar, got water ar here?

Kensei: Fucker, drink her milk lar!

Tek: Yahoh. (starts sucking like a baby) *chuitchuitchuit*

Kensei: Hey girl, you think you can give me a blowjob? My hotdog gatal lar.

Girl no.1 : Want meh? Me gigi got lubang woh.

Tek: Don't care lar amoi, kasi dia power punya ok?

Girl no.1: Like that ar, lean back darling.

Kensei: Woohooo..

Whilst the chaps are enjoying themselves, out of the blue; police masuk.

Police: Wah, seronok nampak. Mari semua ikut saya masuk balai.

Tek&Kensei : =*(

Policemen are party-poopers.


145 patah perkataan


I do not wish to tag anyone.

ps:dun kill me when u see me >.<

Monday, January 16, 2006

Party and coin

I hate mondays.

Monday marks the beginning off my mundane life again. I just hate the feeling of driving to work once again after an enjoyable weekend.I'll have another 5 days to go till i can party again. That sure sounds like a short period of time.

My weekend was good. Real good i must say. I partied on Saturday till my legs hurt. My sweetlegs are so worned out thanks to the dancing. Zouk is like my weekend home now due to the constant visit and it's hurting my wallet. I feel the pinch. Any cheaper alternatives for hong ngau ngau? (Ifyou are wondering what's hong ngau ngau, it is actually redbull with vodka, and it's good;for facial and body.)

It was a cool outing. (if only i can show my b-boys move, it will definitely owned those shufflers =P )

I had to refraint myself from drinking too much just because i was driving that night. I wasn't near the "wall-of-shame-for-being-wasted". That night, noone made it there. How unfortunate. They better not or else i'll just leave them by the road side to puke.

Some bizarre thing happened, yesterday. So stupid when you think about it, you will feel even stupidier. The story behind it was just a simple coin toss.

Ok, Imagine shitting on a warm nice toilet bowl. After disposing all the toxics from your body, you wipe ur ass clean. Then you flush the toilet. Then you get out from the toilet. But WAIT, you grab a coin, and you toss. If it's HEAD, you SHIT again and if it's TAIL, you go do something else. A normal person would say, if you shit already, dun tell me you go back in and shit again meh? Where can? (unless you have stomach discomfort).

Guys and girls, be amazed with the simple work of a coin it can make you shit again. Oklar stop imagining. extract the shit part, and put "D-o-t-a" in it.
Those jokers and I had finished playing dota for 2 hours , then all paid up, went out have a chat, THEN THEN THEN, this brilliant idea came up.

"Wei, like this lar, if it shows 50 , we go in play again, if not we go yumcha ok?" ( I had a 50cent coin in my hand).

"OK!" not everyone agreed though.

*flips*

50 cent facing upwards. *HOORAY*

all went in and login once more. KNNCCB.

Smart leh the idea? I thought so too =p. Long live the coin!!









Thursday, January 12, 2006

Jimmy Eat World -23

I felt for sure last night
At once we said goodbye
No one else will know these lonely dreams
No one else will know that part of me
Im still driving away
And Im sorry every day
I wont always love these selfish things
I wont always live...
Stop it...

It was my turn to decide
I knew this was our time
No one else will have me like you do
No one else will have me, only you

Youll sit alone forever
If you wait for the right time
What are you hoping for?
Im here and now Im ready
Holding on tight
Dont give away the end

The one thing that stays mine

Amazing still it seems
Ill be 23
I wont always love what Ill never have
I wont always live in my regrets

Youll sit alone forever
If you wait for the right time
What are you hoping for?
Im here and now Im ready
Holding on tight
Dont give away the end
The one thing that stays mine

Youll sit alone forever
If you wait for the right time
What are you hoping for?
Im here and now Im ready
Holding on tight
Dont give away the end
The one thing that stays mine...

Best Employee of the week

Lateness has taken its toll on me. AGAIN

I'm late to work for the 3rd time this weekw. Any more lateness will definitely land myself in deepshit. How can anyone predict the traffic in federal highway? A minute it looks clear, the next minute I can't even show my driving skills.

I am categorized as a bad Malaysian driver. I admit ok. At least i know my limits. I only cut queue if i'm running late. (or when my bladder can't take it anymore)

Like today, i had to sent tubz to his pickup point in Menara TM for some team building camp. Wake up at 6 o'clock woh, say wanna wake me up hoh, niabeh i sleep nice nice until 6.30 and still no call from that mofo.

7 am, on my way to work, almost reaching Federal Highway, then *toottoot*

ME:HEllo?

Tub:Wei where are you?

ME:On my way to KL lor, where are you lar?

Tub:I just woke up man, come pick me up can? I'll be ready, very fast 1.

ME:!@#$%&* Ok.

Detour to his house, picked him up and stuck in the jam.

Even so, tub still missed his bus, I was 30 minutes late to work, forgotten my access card to the office and what a great day to begin with.

Fortunately, i still have my long awaited nasi lemak . Yumyum.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Boogie Night..

Bleh, feeling very tired and uneasy rite now. Drag myself to work this morning eventhough I was slightly in the hangover mood. Yea, blame the partying yesterday night in Zouk.It was my first time in Mambo Jambo and boy talk about old school memories.

At first, i was very indecisive of whether or not to attend cos keep thinking about working the next day.YUP,ON A FREAKING PUBLIC HOLIDAY.holiday my ass I thought,screw the work and join in the fun.

Looking dashing and casual, tubz picked us all up in our respective homes.When we arrived, it wasn't overcrowded like normal event nights.Maybe it was too early. Adjourn ourselves to the club and picked a spot on the second floor near the VIP seatings. Didn't have a great view of the dance floor , but we sure had a great view of the chicks around. It was everywhere. No wonder tubz like to attend mambo nights.

Had a private jug of redbull vodka all by myself. In the beginning, the songs are pretty retro and very dull. Boh shiok yet. After some lame emceeing from mix.fm djs, the music starts kicking in. Baby still got the groove yeah.. The old songs were nice to hear after added some spice and mixing in it. Dancing, shaking our booty, and of course cam whoring the whole night. I was indeed very high myself due to high consumption of alcohol.

You know those guys in opera show? Yup,i'm officially 1 of their member after sipping down half a jug of vodka.

Still steady and still standing, had a few talks with Chiew about LB and how fucked up life is. It was a night of coincidence as well because amazingly, by standing on the path way, i stumble upon some old friends, and the girl that went away.The girl whom i first held hand back when i was in Buddhist camp. I know,it's embarassing.What do you expect? I was a young innocent form 3 boy that time. Haha, thinking of it makes me laugh. Oh well, we didnt chat much, just acknowledge each other by waving. Kindda awkward actually.. That's for me of course. Bloody Jerk.

Party ended around 3.10am. Caught a glimpse of her before heading back to the carpark. Felt totally exhausted from the booze and laughter. Cramp in tubz kenari and so damn smart of him to use the long road to go home. Maybe for safety perhaps, don't wana pay extra 100 bucks heh =P.

In the end,high and low, my mambo night.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Crying..

What would you do when you see a girl cry?

Honestly,I would be dumbstruck if someone cries in front of me. I suck big time in comforting people when they are down. The only thing i would do is offer tissue to her and tell her it's ok. Truthfully,crying out when you are sad is ok.

For me, crying is like a form of letting go. Why do baby cry? Hungry perhaps? or maybe they just want attention. As we grow older, crying is an art of showing our expression, portraying emotions that are really hidden within our heart.

Now, we only cry when our heart can't take it anymore. Regardless of happy or sad, we do cry for these 2 occasions. No shame in that. Among us are people who are born with different vulnerability. Experience in life help shape a person's emotion.If your life is a turbulence of ups and downs,you prolly have seen everything and makes it harder for you to cry.

It only has 1 flaw, and when you break down, god knows what will happen to you. Ok maybe not that extreme.

But as a friend, what can you do?

Just lend a ear i guess. It helps alot. Listening is a wonderful thing to do when other party have problems. You may not come up with the best of solutions to solve it, but being there by listening is already helping out in 1 way. That's my two cents.

Cheer up ,im sure everything will be alrite. Just have a lil faith in it. Don't shy away or judge the feelings. Let it run naturally and hope for better things ahead. Do not sulk yourself in sadness with what he said. I'm pretty sure he didn't meant it.

Give it another go and see how things go from there. Don't cry, be strong.

Friday, January 06, 2006

The tyre goes *poot*

I had a flat tyre today. What a way to start my day. I realised that when i was driving at the flyover on the way out from Subang. The left side of my car tilted and the noise seems like i was constantly on a bump.

At that very point, i knew it. J I A L A T

Park my car by the roadside, stepped out from the car and take a look at the damage.

Haih, fucked up. Grab the tools from the back, grab the spare tyre and start taking out the bolts from the tyre. My car need to be jacked up higher because it was on the slope, damn brilliant rite? niabeh =(.

Adding to my frustration, it was the same freaking tyre which i changed a couple of months ago and now it's flat again. Had a hard time taking out 1 of the bolts. It was really thoughtful of this Malay guy who dropped by to help me out. Told me to put a stone on the other tyre so the car won't roll down. He even helped to get the final bolt out as well from the tyre.

My dad saw my car and pulled over. By the time he came, the spare tyre was aledi in place. He asked me to drive his car while he took mine to the workshop. So i did.
I 'snake' my way to breakfast and taking my own sweet time to the office. Hahhah

Ok,i just took 10 days leave for Chinese New Year. The growing excitement of Cny always spreads the smile on my face =D.Can't you all feel it???? Eating! Angpows!! and GAMBLING!!! woohooooo Don't you guys just looooveeee this time of the year. I do!

Weekend again. Damn fast sial the time pass. Still thinking on what to do tonite. Dota getting really bored nowadays. Maybe pawn too much. Thanks guys for being a chickidy chick. Oh well, prolly go get some DVDs and feed myself with movies tonite.
Sien.

Tomorrow working sommore.=*(

Save me

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

New Year?

Happy New Year PEEPS!

My new year celebration practically sux big time. Let's not talk about it.

The only thing i can give credit to was the dinner in Chilis.

Bottomless Fruit Juice!!!! Bottomless Tostada Chips!!! BBQ Ranch Burger!!!
so very delicious mouth watering food ...*sluuurpps*
anyone who wants to visit Chilis again, feel free to ring me ANYTIME!

New year dinner with my family at Sri Ayutthaya in USJ 11 was overrated. The interior was fairly good and they had indoor waterfall as well. The food was the slack part. Small portion, expensive and taste horrible. The bill amounted to RM130 for 4 dishes, cekik darah sial.

I guess my dad was in good mood.

Oh yeah, i have a new watch as well...woohooo
New year present konon...



Thanks DAD =P



pics coming in soon..waiting for noob tek