Wah liu, the internet at home is as slow as turtle humping. Now I know why i never blogged at home jor. Niamafulat streamyX 1000 years still like that. Complains after complains, but no action taken. If i'm in Iraq , I'll hire a suicide killer and bomb their headquarters.
Seriously.
Why everyday the weather fucking hot? Is there something i miss in the newspaper? got global warming issit? Ninabeh, I switch on the air-cond and I'm still sweating like a pig. Everytime when I reach home in the afternoon and have all the urge to sleep, it turns out to be warm and sunny outside, and eventhough i fucking switch the aircond to 17 degrees, the room is still damn bloody hot.
Kei lun turn-off =.= (maybe i should try sleeping naked for a change)
For all you shopaholics, ZARA is on sale. I don't know whats the hype about but it seems that people are skipping their lunch break just to catch a glimpse of what they are offering. Gila punya orang. LAter you see outside the shop got ambulans fler ready to carry those who pengsan while shopping. If anyone of you masuk hospital like tat dun call me k. I tembak you more.
Today in office I got burfday cake again. Don't know what flava but it was yummy and like MAx said, you can feel the fats passing through the veins. Had a birthday card as well, will post it up once I get hold of it. Then went off to lunch in KLCC with CL. KFC was good but the fact that lining up for alomst 10 minutes is not good. Anyhow i rewarded myself with Zinger and the ever so tasty CHEeSY wedges!! Heavenly satisfied though.
I'm so bored I don't know what to blog. Haha , oh yeah I found this very interesting blog recently and for all you hamsap fler out there. HERE!
It's a hamsap girl with a hamsap blog and hamsap story. Singaporeans are born horny. I haven't stumble upon any Malaysian bloggers with such high sex fantasies. Go girl! !
A twist of tale, saw this article gotten from Sin Chew Daily about girl tar kao . Gangsta sial budak budak zaman sekarang. They removed it from youtube jor, but check out the video in rojaks . Damn kesian this girl ok, kena whack and just stood helplessly there. Maybe she was in a wrong lar, but still, where got Malaysian so heartless one? Ninabeh, those guys standing there and laugh are pure fuckheads. Got lanciao but still useless,go chop it off and make goreng pisang lar kaninias'.
What happened to those si si man man (ladylike) girls who can barely hurt a fly? Haih, they ought to be taught some meaningful lessons from our generations.
*update* got it from Malaysia kini >.< here!
Watch out for the girl who did the *peace* sign in the midst of this recording, you feel like giving her a tight bitch slap =.=
Oklar,enough for today, going off for futsal.
FORZA AZZURIS!
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
The men in black
Drama , drama and more drama. You can't get enough of real life actions than any soap opera you've seen on tv.
World cup has been very entertaining so far with twists like brawling match and controversial goals. The joga bonito factor is instantly killed by the referees conducting the match. Seriously, all of them deserve to be head shot. To the extreme, there was a match ended with 20 cards shown ; 4 reds, 16 yellow cards. OMFG !!!
Kelong or what? you tell me. Yesterday match between Italy and Australia was another pulsative match. Another heart attack display by the Italians who had Marco Materazzi sent off early in the game for a reckless tackle which only looked like a yellow card to most of the viewers. And yet, once again the referee decided to flash the red card gracefully without using their freaking brains.
It could have been an ill-fated match for the Italians once more who are famously known for their ruthless behaviour on the field. But they held on, keeping their spirits high and fighting for their pride.
Playing with 10 men and being attacked constantly,the Socerroos couldn't barge their way through the Azzuri's solid defence. Brilliant displays by Buffon and Co. kept the Aussies at bay.
In the end, Italy survived the onslaught and was emerged as winners through another controversial call by the infamous men in black. A heartbreaker moment for Australia and the fans. A cruel blow to Hiddink and his debut team in the knockout stage, but you can only have 1 winner.
Somehow, whether you hate the calls and the blunders made,the referee still holds the power to decide matches and to some people, they may even considered as saviour in times of trouble. =)
Let's just hope as the game goes by, they improve their judgement and not make any bad calls that proves to be a decisive turn for a team.
Forza Azurris!!!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
KNN Company.
First they block my only source of football news,
then they block my radio...
then they block everything connecting to the word "Soccer"
NOW they block my MSN!!!!!! Fuckanathan!
Too much sial.
So have to find alternative way to login to MSN, and was introduced to Meebo.
Then some joker played a prank on me...
Tulaness..
What next? Take my computer away lar tius...
then they block my radio...
then they block everything connecting to the word "Soccer"
NOW they block my MSN!!!!!! Fuckanathan!
Too much sial.
So have to find alternative way to login to MSN, and was introduced to Meebo.
Then some joker played a prank on me...
Tulaness..
What next? Take my computer away lar tius...
Thursday, June 15, 2006
14th June
*Thanks for the cake!*
and all you guys who made it there
more pictures at http://alvinn.multiply.com
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
24
It's my birthday, I can post whatever rant I WANT =)
Another year gone by like a blink of an eye
So many unforgetable memories throughout this 1 year I hardly recall most of the small ones.
My life is merely like a walk in the park.
Easy going, not much worries and not much to think about.
IT doesn't feel old when people don't mention your age and when they do, you feel so fucked up about it.
I miss old school days so very much, I'll shorten my life just to live those years if I have to.
It's been awhile since I last visited school ground. To fresh smell of padang and the early morning breeze that's so energizing
7 years ago down the road and I'm not even living my dream.
5 years ago,
who would have thought I have fallen head over hills over someone whom I barely knew. Yea, I did and it was a painful experience all in. It hit me in the face real hard and I'm slowly picking up the pieces. Still doing it once awhile. Don't blame me, I was left hanging and not knowing who to turn to. Anyhow I'm really glad that she found someone now =)
Just wish that 1 day we'll start talking back again...as friends of course.
I never thought I would find someone similiar like how i felt from the one before. I was so wrong. February was the turning point and it was a whole new experience. It was a great take off and it hit rock bottom pretty real quick too. I thought I could be a real nice guy and patch things up. Doesn't pay really well to be one.
There were moments where we were so close I thought there was a beginning somewhere. But in the end,we somehow never got together.
I wished it did, and somehow I'm glad it didn't. It would have been difficult, for both of us if it happened. I would never let slip the chance if was given another 1 to try.
What better ways to learn the ugly truth then your birthday. So I was waiting, just like 5 years ago for a message. It never came.
Deep down, wasn't expecting this to happen. But it did happened. Thanks for all the messages guys! It really meant alot to me.
I'll be moving on with life...this time around, I have my friends... =)
Happy birthday to me!
Another year gone by like a blink of an eye
So many unforgetable memories throughout this 1 year I hardly recall most of the small ones.
My life is merely like a walk in the park.
Easy going, not much worries and not much to think about.
IT doesn't feel old when people don't mention your age and when they do, you feel so fucked up about it.
I miss old school days so very much, I'll shorten my life just to live those years if I have to.
It's been awhile since I last visited school ground. To fresh smell of padang and the early morning breeze that's so energizing
7 years ago down the road and I'm not even living my dream.
5 years ago,
who would have thought I have fallen head over hills over someone whom I barely knew. Yea, I did and it was a painful experience all in. It hit me in the face real hard and I'm slowly picking up the pieces. Still doing it once awhile. Don't blame me, I was left hanging and not knowing who to turn to. Anyhow I'm really glad that she found someone now =)
Just wish that 1 day we'll start talking back again...as friends of course.
I never thought I would find someone similiar like how i felt from the one before. I was so wrong. February was the turning point and it was a whole new experience. It was a great take off and it hit rock bottom pretty real quick too. I thought I could be a real nice guy and patch things up. Doesn't pay really well to be one.
There were moments where we were so close I thought there was a beginning somewhere. But in the end,we somehow never got together.
I wished it did, and somehow I'm glad it didn't. It would have been difficult, for both of us if it happened. I would never let slip the chance if was given another 1 to try.
What better ways to learn the ugly truth then your birthday. So I was waiting, just like 5 years ago for a message. It never came.
Deep down, wasn't expecting this to happen. But it did happened. Thanks for all the messages guys! It really meant alot to me.
I'll be moving on with life...this time around, I have my friends... =)
Happy birthday to me!
Thursday, June 08, 2006
urban legends - sex : Conception Misconceptions
People will believe anything if they want to avoid pregancy...
You can't get pregnant if it's your first time.
Jumping up and down immediately after intercourse will prevent conception.
Douching with Coca-Cola or 7-Up will kill whatever sperm the process doesn't wash away.
It's impossible to get pregnant if you have sex during your period.
After intercourse, a hot bath or a heating pad on the stomach prevents conception.
As long as neither party takes off their underpants, no babies will result.
Taking 20 Aspirin right after will halt conception from taking place.
Provided you do it standing up or with the girl on top, the sperm will never reach the egg.
As long as he pulls out before he ejaculates, no sperm will be loosed inside the girl.
Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy.
You cannot get pregnant if you have sex in a chlorinated swimming pool.
...Or if they really want to get pregnant...
A woman can get pregnant only one day per cycle.
A woman should wait at least 3 months after stopping birth control pills before trying to conceive.
Orgasms cause women to release eggs.
Men should abstain until midcycle to increase the likelihood of conception.
A woman is more likely to become pregnant if the couple adopts a child.
The back seat of a '57 Chevy improves the odds of getting pregnant.
Coitus at the tops of tall buildings to increase gravity as you lie head-down increases your chance of becoming pregnant.
taken from http://www.warphead.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=7
Yea Right?
You can't get pregnant if it's your first time.
Jumping up and down immediately after intercourse will prevent conception.
Douching with Coca-Cola or 7-Up will kill whatever sperm the process doesn't wash away.
It's impossible to get pregnant if you have sex during your period.
After intercourse, a hot bath or a heating pad on the stomach prevents conception.
As long as neither party takes off their underpants, no babies will result.
Taking 20 Aspirin right after will halt conception from taking place.
Provided you do it standing up or with the girl on top, the sperm will never reach the egg.
As long as he pulls out before he ejaculates, no sperm will be loosed inside the girl.
Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy.
You cannot get pregnant if you have sex in a chlorinated swimming pool.
...Or if they really want to get pregnant...
A woman can get pregnant only one day per cycle.
A woman should wait at least 3 months after stopping birth control pills before trying to conceive.
Orgasms cause women to release eggs.
Men should abstain until midcycle to increase the likelihood of conception.
A woman is more likely to become pregnant if the couple adopts a child.
The back seat of a '57 Chevy improves the odds of getting pregnant.
Coitus at the tops of tall buildings to increase gravity as you lie head-down increases your chance of becoming pregnant.
taken from http://www.warphead.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=7
Yea Right?
Monday, June 05, 2006
The party that was..
I'm back from Melaka after the long awaited trip to Maxis kick off party.
In my opinion, it wasn't so great compared to the previous raves. The DJ was good, is just that the crowd was not into it. Barely half of the place was filled with people. The ciggy booth were practically empty and the drinks counter is infested with nothing but flies.CAnnot blame them..Who wants to pay RM 10 for a mineral water? You gotta be kidding me..What an utter lot of bullshit if you ask me. Complete rip-off! I hope they generate loses in revenue and goes bankrupt!!! Not MAxis lar, the organizer =).
The before party was the killer. Easily, 3 people was taken down in our villa. Thanks to Eric and his out-of-mind crap drinking ethics. He pours drink for people like nobody's business.It's so clear he's an alcoholic now >.<. Wait let me rephrase, a MUTHAFUCKINGCRAZYALCOHOLIC! Oak and Alex were in sleeping mode when we reached the rave. The music haven't even kick in, and they were already sitting down breathing heavily and was in the world of their own. =) Fucking funny though. As the partay went on, they continued buying crates of beer. I wondered how they manage to fill their plastic bottle with beer eventhough we emptied it. Hmm, ahhh Eric the devil constantly refill his bottle with beer!! Kanasai.
in the end,he was piss drunk =P. TaiNeiSei
Tubby couldn't remember any shit, oak slept at several spots and puke at the guard's divider, eeyeeww! Alex was in wonderland and was taken advantage off. Eugene cheated and poured his drink for others to be his scapegoat, CK damn smart to keep quiet and run away from being another victim. Anyhow, i gotta respect Eric's friend who drinks like a cow and still standing at the end of the day. Respecto!
Ahhh the wonders of alcohol. Simply amazing it build memories.
Signing off, pictures soon.
In my opinion, it wasn't so great compared to the previous raves. The DJ was good, is just that the crowd was not into it. Barely half of the place was filled with people. The ciggy booth were practically empty and the drinks counter is infested with nothing but flies.CAnnot blame them..Who wants to pay RM 10 for a mineral water? You gotta be kidding me..What an utter lot of bullshit if you ask me. Complete rip-off! I hope they generate loses in revenue and goes bankrupt!!! Not MAxis lar, the organizer =).
The before party was the killer. Easily, 3 people was taken down in our villa. Thanks to Eric and his out-of-mind crap drinking ethics. He pours drink for people like nobody's business.It's so clear he's an alcoholic now >.<. Wait let me rephrase, a MUTHAFUCKINGCRAZYALCOHOLIC! Oak and Alex were in sleeping mode when we reached the rave. The music haven't even kick in, and they were already sitting down breathing heavily and was in the world of their own. =) Fucking funny though. As the partay went on, they continued buying crates of beer. I wondered how they manage to fill their plastic bottle with beer eventhough we emptied it. Hmm, ahhh Eric the devil constantly refill his bottle with beer!! Kanasai.
in the end,he was piss drunk =P. TaiNeiSei
Tubby couldn't remember any shit, oak slept at several spots and puke at the guard's divider, eeyeeww! Alex was in wonderland and was taken advantage off. Eugene cheated and poured his drink for others to be his scapegoat, CK damn smart to keep quiet and run away from being another victim. Anyhow, i gotta respect Eric's friend who drinks like a cow and still standing at the end of the day. Respecto!
Ahhh the wonders of alcohol. Simply amazing it build memories.
Signing off, pictures soon.
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