In the year 2006, I plan to:
- Grow some meat. Zh'ng my body.
- Eat more food, without having any complains from my friends.(Eat abit more kena scolding, niabeh)
- Put 30% of my salary into savings and buy properties/car. (I think this 1 cannot lar, see money in bank sure spend ..aiyoh)
- Travel. Definitely want to see the open world. First stop, Australia!
- Get a digital camera. Tiu mo, still havent get 1 yet. Credit card faster come ar!
- Will not get Wasted again. Will not get wasted again. Will not get wasted again.
- Alcohol is not your friend. Remember that.
- Dota is only a temporary hobbie. Not a full time activity. REMEMBER that.
- Learn a new language. Not hamsap language ok.
- Get PS3 by Christmas. (*prays* for pirated games)
- Try to find a new job closer to home. Less Jam, Less Stress, more money.
- Keep in touch with long lost friends.
- Get a new gf. ><
Friday, December 30, 2005
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
Hello big guy, how's it goin in North Pole? Been busy lately? As you can see, this later reached a lil' late than usual. Well, you bet you know why i'm writing to you.
You forgotten my PRESENT goddamit. Oops, sorry for the harsh word, i didn't meant to voice my frustration over a tiny incident.
Anyway, i was a bit dissapointed over the fact that you missed my house on christmas. Maybe i didn't have a chimney in the first place for you to slide down. IF i had one you wouldn't able to slide down as well.Didn't i advise you not to drink during January - November. A month's time is not enough to slim down the beer belly of yours. Ok, I'm missing my point, WHERE THE FOOK is my present?
Why won't u place a present under my bonzai tree =(. I had Oreo's and Milo for you on Midnight in case you got hungry. I even had Piere Cardin socks for you in case you get cold feet. Mom made cempedak for you as well cos we didn't had time for X-Mas Shopping and candy is bad for your 2 front teeth. What's the reason this year hah ? My christmas deco not westernized issit?
Don't give me reasons like I've been a bad boy this year...Come on, you gave Britney Spears a new baby, you gave Stone Cold a new bike and hey you even give Demi Moore a new husband. All i wanted was an Ipod Nano =(. Is that too much?
I guess you have your own reasons for not popping by my house but I'll forgive you this year and do be prepared next year cos my demands will accumulate. I want a PS3 Goddamit.
Till then, take good care of your health, sleep well, eat more vege and send my regards to the 7 dwarves.
Your favourite brat,
Alvin
=P
Ps: Doopy is gay.
Hello big guy, how's it goin in North Pole? Been busy lately? As you can see, this later reached a lil' late than usual. Well, you bet you know why i'm writing to you.
You forgotten my PRESENT goddamit. Oops, sorry for the harsh word, i didn't meant to voice my frustration over a tiny incident.
Anyway, i was a bit dissapointed over the fact that you missed my house on christmas. Maybe i didn't have a chimney in the first place for you to slide down. IF i had one you wouldn't able to slide down as well.Didn't i advise you not to drink during January - November. A month's time is not enough to slim down the beer belly of yours. Ok, I'm missing my point, WHERE THE FOOK is my present?
Why won't u place a present under my bonzai tree =(. I had Oreo's and Milo for you on Midnight in case you got hungry. I even had Piere Cardin socks for you in case you get cold feet. Mom made cempedak for you as well cos we didn't had time for X-Mas Shopping and candy is bad for your 2 front teeth. What's the reason this year hah ? My christmas deco not westernized issit?
Don't give me reasons like I've been a bad boy this year...Come on, you gave Britney Spears a new baby, you gave Stone Cold a new bike and hey you even give Demi Moore a new husband. All i wanted was an Ipod Nano =(. Is that too much?
I guess you have your own reasons for not popping by my house but I'll forgive you this year and do be prepared next year cos my demands will accumulate. I want a PS3 Goddamit.
Till then, take good care of your health, sleep well, eat more vege and send my regards to the 7 dwarves.
Your favourite brat,
Alvin
=P
Ps: Doopy is gay.
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Merry Ferry X-Mas!
Ferry Corsten WAS AWESOME! GODLIKE! FANTASTIC! OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Yea you heard me! Ferry spins the groove out of me yesterday in Zouk KL. I was so amazed with the spinning skills because he was pumping it hard all night long! IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT experience of what came from his CD. Well, maybe he knew ,we Malaysians like it HARD !!! The HArder the BETTER!! WOohooo... Ok i was talking about the music.. not some erection!
We reached at approximately 9.45-10 pm, Oak had us rush to the scene because he said that it was fucking jam. Niabeh, when we reached Jalan Ampang, I could not see any sight of traffic jam. Fucker lied to us =.=". OK, Nvm. Passed by Zouk to have a glimpse, SOOOOO long leh the queue....BUT, it was for redemption ticket.*phew*
Went in by paying cover charge, and WOW!!!!! *piak piak piak piak hitting mosquitoes*
NEVER WILL YOU SEE ZOUK AS EMPTY LIKE WE DID YESTERDAY NIGHT! We were thinking, hailat lor like this, its 10 pm, and no crowd yet. This Ferry man FFK us issit?
We had our lovely table which i think was the only table not occupied by glamour VIP tag cards with the customers name on it.
So we had our beers, cam whore awhile, and peeps start coming in gradually slow. The opening DJ played some funky songs, it was OK though. And the SALEM girls are the roxor ! until Tek told me about their kinky behind the scene stories.. Makes me wonder hmmmmm...
Anyway,for us to keep our strategic table ,and we didn't want to look like some parasite fuckers who sips on complementary beer, we ordered few jugs of Redbull Vodka. OWNAGE Drink, it was a damn power drink ok. Belakang mari to the max.AFter halfway downing the jug, i was abit tipsy already. I control ok. So i sat down and enjoy the music. Oak was way high.
Oak: HEllloooooo, OK OR NOT YOU ALL!
ME: Yea , i'm alright.
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!
ME: *drinks*
few seconds later....
OAK: HELLOOOOOO, BROTHER OK OR NOT YOU????
ME: *Huh? I thought u just asked me that question just now.* YEA IM ALRIGHT MAN!
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!!
ME: drinks again =.="
20 min later....
ME: Oak are you ok?
OAK: ........... <----- Sitting on the floor . WASTED
So, i went out cos the music was really getting into my head and if i would have to stay any longer in there, i WILL definitely PUKE. I sat on the slope contemplating on some stuffs until Oak was spotted. HE was walking out alone, puking as he walks. Eyyeerrr! Damn disgusting. Once he sat down, he puked all over the floor.The lucky thing is , he never had his Dinner, or else....it would look ugly =P.
An hour later, i head in back again, thought of asking them to call it a day, and you know what? FERRY played his old school songs....HELL NO im gonna miss it. What a great timing to come back in. DAnce like nobody's business...It was really crowded now and we only had room for ourselves. No Shuffling business.
THEN, this girl appeared in front of me out of nowehere. She was wearing a white top that has some flower embroided on the left shoulder. She had this oriental chinese look that i couldn't set my eyes off. Tek said that she was old =.=" what a fucker.
We danced, and i wanted to ask her name. My lucky day, she broke the ice first =P.
We chat and introduce ourselves and she had a friend with her as well. Eventually, the show ended, and we parted our ways, so we head to the slope where Oak was left behind. Sat down and took pictures of his wasted face. Hahahah
AND out of a sudden, there she is again, she approached and said goodbye. She's beautiful man! Looks matured, but not OLD ok! Haih, Waihang asked me to get the phone number.....He offered me his phone cos my batt died.....
but, I was reluctant to. It gets so heavy when you try to approach someone.
some part of me wanted it but some don't . Weird hoh...
really a sohai =.=.
That was it, the day i had a jolly good party, and the day i look like an idiot..
Pics soon...
Merry X-mas.......to you.
Yea you heard me! Ferry spins the groove out of me yesterday in Zouk KL. I was so amazed with the spinning skills because he was pumping it hard all night long! IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT experience of what came from his CD. Well, maybe he knew ,we Malaysians like it HARD !!! The HArder the BETTER!! WOohooo... Ok i was talking about the music.. not some erection!
We reached at approximately 9.45-10 pm, Oak had us rush to the scene because he said that it was fucking jam. Niabeh, when we reached Jalan Ampang, I could not see any sight of traffic jam. Fucker lied to us =.=". OK, Nvm. Passed by Zouk to have a glimpse, SOOOOO long leh the queue....BUT, it was for redemption ticket.*phew*
Went in by paying cover charge, and WOW!!!!! *piak piak piak piak hitting mosquitoes*
NEVER WILL YOU SEE ZOUK AS EMPTY LIKE WE DID YESTERDAY NIGHT! We were thinking, hailat lor like this, its 10 pm, and no crowd yet. This Ferry man FFK us issit?
We had our lovely table which i think was the only table not occupied by glamour VIP tag cards with the customers name on it.
So we had our beers, cam whore awhile, and peeps start coming in gradually slow. The opening DJ played some funky songs, it was OK though. And the SALEM girls are the roxor ! until Tek told me about their kinky behind the scene stories.. Makes me wonder hmmmmm...
Anyway,for us to keep our strategic table ,and we didn't want to look like some parasite fuckers who sips on complementary beer, we ordered few jugs of Redbull Vodka. OWNAGE Drink, it was a damn power drink ok. Belakang mari to the max.AFter halfway downing the jug, i was abit tipsy already. I control ok. So i sat down and enjoy the music. Oak was way high.
Oak: HEllloooooo, OK OR NOT YOU ALL!
ME: Yea , i'm alright.
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!
ME: *drinks*
few seconds later....
OAK: HELLOOOOOO, BROTHER OK OR NOT YOU????
ME: *Huh? I thought u just asked me that question just now.* YEA IM ALRIGHT MAN!
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!!
ME: drinks again =.="
20 min later....
ME: Oak are you ok?
OAK: ........... <----- Sitting on the floor . WASTED
So, i went out cos the music was really getting into my head and if i would have to stay any longer in there, i WILL definitely PUKE. I sat on the slope contemplating on some stuffs until Oak was spotted. HE was walking out alone, puking as he walks. Eyyeerrr! Damn disgusting. Once he sat down, he puked all over the floor.The lucky thing is , he never had his Dinner, or else....it would look ugly =P.
An hour later, i head in back again, thought of asking them to call it a day, and you know what? FERRY played his old school songs....HELL NO im gonna miss it. What a great timing to come back in. DAnce like nobody's business...It was really crowded now and we only had room for ourselves. No Shuffling business.
THEN, this girl appeared in front of me out of nowehere. She was wearing a white top that has some flower embroided on the left shoulder. She had this oriental chinese look that i couldn't set my eyes off. Tek said that she was old =.=" what a fucker.
We danced, and i wanted to ask her name. My lucky day, she broke the ice first =P.
We chat and introduce ourselves and she had a friend with her as well. Eventually, the show ended, and we parted our ways, so we head to the slope where Oak was left behind. Sat down and took pictures of his wasted face. Hahahah
AND out of a sudden, there she is again, she approached and said goodbye. She's beautiful man! Looks matured, but not OLD ok! Haih, Waihang asked me to get the phone number.....He offered me his phone cos my batt died.....
but, I was reluctant to. It gets so heavy when you try to approach someone.
some part of me wanted it but some don't . Weird hoh...
really a sohai =.=.
That was it, the day i had a jolly good party, and the day i look like an idiot..
Pics soon...
Merry X-mas.......to you.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Getting Old.
23 years down the road.
Joy,pain and anxiety are foundations that shape the me now. Looking back the years of childhood brings so much happiness. No worries, no commitment, so innocent,so naive, so free....like a newborn baby.
Life seems to tick alot faster than it used to. I realized this when i was driving back to work 1 day. Memories from the past, sweet ones of course!...
Although, i can't remember the years when i was 1-3 years old, but i remembered my parents so clearly. The dad who made me his no.1 priority, and the mom who pampered me like a king. I wasn't a rebellious little prick back then. Why would I? I demand to be loved and love i will get. I demand to have a Transformer every single week, hence i have a robot toy every week. Cool heh? I was Godlike back then. =P
As I grew older, priorities wasnt on me anymore. I had a brother from my parents activities and i had to share everything with him.There wasn't any bias treatment from my parents. All fair and square and who said that the elder 1 gets the goodies? BALLS! Kena hentam for bad example got lar.
Gone were the days I just lay around at home watching tv, sipping on coke on 1 hand and grabbing a handful of potatoe chips on the other hand. I used to have money on my table every weekend as my allowance but ended up spending on clothes and arcade machines.
NOW? I have no time for Tv. Lost interest in it as well. NO more gobbling down junk food and also driving down to KL during peak hours is not easy a pleasent thing to do. Fuck the jam.
I guess the only credit that i can look forward for being an adult is the freedom. Freedom to do whatever legitimate stuffs of course. Dont lar ask me go take drugs and rape girls. I'm an honourable man ok .
and also paycheck of course $.$ V
I'm going to end abruptly here.
tata
Joy,pain and anxiety are foundations that shape the me now. Looking back the years of childhood brings so much happiness. No worries, no commitment, so innocent,so naive, so free....like a newborn baby.
Life seems to tick alot faster than it used to. I realized this when i was driving back to work 1 day. Memories from the past, sweet ones of course!...
Although, i can't remember the years when i was 1-3 years old, but i remembered my parents so clearly. The dad who made me his no.1 priority, and the mom who pampered me like a king. I wasn't a rebellious little prick back then. Why would I? I demand to be loved and love i will get. I demand to have a Transformer every single week, hence i have a robot toy every week. Cool heh? I was Godlike back then. =P
As I grew older, priorities wasnt on me anymore. I had a brother from my parents activities and i had to share everything with him.There wasn't any bias treatment from my parents. All fair and square and who said that the elder 1 gets the goodies? BALLS! Kena hentam for bad example got lar.
Gone were the days I just lay around at home watching tv, sipping on coke on 1 hand and grabbing a handful of potatoe chips on the other hand. I used to have money on my table every weekend as my allowance but ended up spending on clothes and arcade machines.
NOW? I have no time for Tv. Lost interest in it as well. NO more gobbling down junk food and also driving down to KL during peak hours is not easy a pleasent thing to do. Fuck the jam.
I guess the only credit that i can look forward for being an adult is the freedom. Freedom to do whatever legitimate stuffs of course. Dont lar ask me go take drugs and rape girls. I'm an honourable man ok .
and also paycheck of course $.$ V
I'm going to end abruptly here.
tata
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
The holiday that was...
Penang best, penang shiok, penang no.1 , penang very fierce ar!
Penang is the place where you can just shuddup, dont think so much and just drive and end up eating something for fucks sake. Talk about food, penang has EVERYTHING!
All sui sui, shiok shiok and CHEAP! There is no way that you can get a bowl of noodles for RM2 in Subang or KL, but you can in PENANG!
I've whacked Char kuey Teow, Assam Laksa , Ho chien, Instant Kuey Teow Soup, Nasi kandar, and the famous drink that Ivan keep ordering and only can be found in Penang; ambla ! Ambla is a type of drink that taste like kat chai shin mui but x10 better. BEST!
Seafood in Tambun was overpriced, overrated and over-fly-ed. The restoran we went to was infested with hundreds of fly that can't seem to stop buzzing on our food and drinks. IRRITATING like fuck. Eat halfway need to swing our hands, drink halfway need to swing again. Niabeh. All they could come up to get rid of the problem is this sticky smelly stick that they placed on a Milo tin to trap those pest. Smart hoh? So rich but so kiamsiap to buy those purple zap-zap thing.
Anyway, penang people are all very friendly, very steady , and very FIERCE.
Day 1:
-Breakfast at McDs.
-Waihang spilled his drinks , wets his pants.
-Head up North
-Lunch in Ipoh
-56 sticks of Satay babi, 10 bowls of Kuey Teow Tng (not enough)
-Pit stop uncountable amount of time for an old man (seehoe)
-Reach Penang around noon.
-Lost our way to aparment
-Unload luggage, gamble session begin
-Evening in Ferringhi beach
-Halau-ed by stupid security guard $%^&*!
-Dinner at End of the World
-11 people , sand in the ass (after beach), smelly body odour, stomach ache, and 2 toilets.
-Gamble session no.2
-Supper at Nearby stalls ; Rm10 mahpukimak ho chien. tak best langsung, kena con
-Gamble session no.3
-SeeHoe still cannot shit
-Tidur
Day2:
-Woke up at 10
-Watch cartoon
-Gamble session no.4
-Head to Komtar
-Bad toilet experience for Ivan as he has his dick taken off Tek's camera. =P Kecik betul.
-Branch at antic restoran near Komtar
-Chicken rice add rice, char kuey teow, popiah, assam laksa, kuey teow tng and Ice Cream Soda (original 1 ok. REAL ICE CREAM+SODA) and still not enough.
-Kek Lok Si temple
-3 Buddhas; RM 2
-Shopping for souvenirs ; choose between a Samurai Sword or a Mini Mahjong. I chose mahjong. -Best assam laksa ever. Worst Scenario of people making sugar cane juice. Dirty = Nice
-Beach again !! woohooo Flex some muscles, played frisbee and wash eye also. Missed the banana boat ride.
-Bath at public toilet. Forgot to bring underwear. Cooling sensation.
-Dinner at Pelita Nasi Kandar, RM5 bucks for shitload of lauk. (not enough)
-Head over to the Chinese Restoran next door for Chee Cheong Fun and ho chien again. Now RM10 bucks for damn bloody big plate ok. knnccb
-Went back, gamble while waiting for turn to bath
-Dressed up, brush our teeth, gel our hair and head off for partying.
-Called Ampang kia and asked him where is GLO club. It's beside ESSO not ASTRO! niabeh.
-First experience in GLO - people dancing dangdut WTF? BUT chicks were everywhere! May Wan and Choy Wan was there. Missed it =(
-Went to next room with our chivas. Trance music to our liking.
-Johan Gielan music was playing by a fake DJ who doesn't know hows to spin. He played the same o' cd 3 times that night. POOOOOOSERRRR
-Finished at 3 am, head back to Bukit Jambul for supper. Maggie Goreng sucks
-Vern is still a paikia.
-Doze off pretty quickly.
-Wai Hang's leg infront of my face.
-Seehoe still haven't SHIT!
Day3:
-11 am, awake by the noise of people laughing.
-Snapshot of me snoring circulated in the apartment. =.=" fugers
-Watch cartoon while waiting to pack.
-Head to Bukit Tambun a.k.a Bukit Lalat for lunch
-Expensive sial. Bo steady restoran
-Almost ran out of gas on our Estima. Ultraman light keeps flashing indicating we have low fuel.
-Luckily Astro/Esso was there to save us.
-Dinner at Taiwan Noodle House in ss2. RM6 for kedekut kari mee. Service sucks, food sucks ,and the portion of food is 'muthafucking big'.
-Went back, unpacked and went for DOTA =p
-Yet, SEEHOE STILL HAVENT SHIT!
Nevertheless, it was a great holiday!
New word to use : Fierce !
See ya soon PENANG!
links for photo at here, here, and here
Penang is the place where you can just shuddup, dont think so much and just drive and end up eating something for fucks sake. Talk about food, penang has EVERYTHING!
All sui sui, shiok shiok and CHEAP! There is no way that you can get a bowl of noodles for RM2 in Subang or KL, but you can in PENANG!
I've whacked Char kuey Teow, Assam Laksa , Ho chien, Instant Kuey Teow Soup, Nasi kandar, and the famous drink that Ivan keep ordering and only can be found in Penang; ambla ! Ambla is a type of drink that taste like kat chai shin mui but x10 better. BEST!
Seafood in Tambun was overpriced, overrated and over-fly-ed. The restoran we went to was infested with hundreds of fly that can't seem to stop buzzing on our food and drinks. IRRITATING like fuck. Eat halfway need to swing our hands, drink halfway need to swing again. Niabeh. All they could come up to get rid of the problem is this sticky smelly stick that they placed on a Milo tin to trap those pest. Smart hoh? So rich but so kiamsiap to buy those purple zap-zap thing.
Anyway, penang people are all very friendly, very steady , and very FIERCE.
Day 1:
-Breakfast at McDs.
-Waihang spilled his drinks , wets his pants.
-Head up North
-Lunch in Ipoh
-56 sticks of Satay babi, 10 bowls of Kuey Teow Tng (not enough)
-Pit stop uncountable amount of time for an old man (seehoe)
-Reach Penang around noon.
-Lost our way to aparment
-Unload luggage, gamble session begin
-Evening in Ferringhi beach
-Halau-ed by stupid security guard $%^&*!
-Dinner at End of the World
-11 people , sand in the ass (after beach), smelly body odour, stomach ache, and 2 toilets.
-Gamble session no.2
-Supper at Nearby stalls ; Rm10 mahpukimak ho chien. tak best langsung, kena con
-Gamble session no.3
-SeeHoe still cannot shit
-Tidur
Day2:
-Woke up at 10
-Watch cartoon
-Gamble session no.4
-Head to Komtar
-Bad toilet experience for Ivan as he has his dick taken off Tek's camera. =P Kecik betul.
-Branch at antic restoran near Komtar
-Chicken rice add rice, char kuey teow, popiah, assam laksa, kuey teow tng and Ice Cream Soda (original 1 ok. REAL ICE CREAM+SODA) and still not enough.
-Kek Lok Si temple
-3 Buddhas; RM 2
-Shopping for souvenirs ; choose between a Samurai Sword or a Mini Mahjong. I chose mahjong. -Best assam laksa ever. Worst Scenario of people making sugar cane juice. Dirty = Nice
-Beach again !! woohooo Flex some muscles, played frisbee and wash eye also. Missed the banana boat ride.
-Bath at public toilet. Forgot to bring underwear. Cooling sensation.
-Dinner at Pelita Nasi Kandar, RM5 bucks for shitload of lauk. (not enough)
-Head over to the Chinese Restoran next door for Chee Cheong Fun and ho chien again. Now RM10 bucks for damn bloody big plate ok. knnccb
-Went back, gamble while waiting for turn to bath
-Dressed up, brush our teeth, gel our hair and head off for partying.
-Called Ampang kia and asked him where is GLO club. It's beside ESSO not ASTRO! niabeh.
-First experience in GLO - people dancing dangdut WTF? BUT chicks were everywhere! May Wan and Choy Wan was there. Missed it =(
-Went to next room with our chivas. Trance music to our liking.
-Johan Gielan music was playing by a fake DJ who doesn't know hows to spin. He played the same o' cd 3 times that night. POOOOOOSERRRR
-Finished at 3 am, head back to Bukit Jambul for supper. Maggie Goreng sucks
-Vern is still a paikia.
-Doze off pretty quickly.
-Wai Hang's leg infront of my face.
-Seehoe still haven't SHIT!
Day3:
-11 am, awake by the noise of people laughing.
-Snapshot of me snoring circulated in the apartment. =.=" fugers
-Watch cartoon while waiting to pack.
-Head to Bukit Tambun a.k.a Bukit Lalat for lunch
-Expensive sial. Bo steady restoran
-Almost ran out of gas on our Estima. Ultraman light keeps flashing indicating we have low fuel.
-Luckily Astro/Esso was there to save us.
-Dinner at Taiwan Noodle House in ss2. RM6 for kedekut kari mee. Service sucks, food sucks ,and the portion of food is 'muthafucking big'.
-Went back, unpacked and went for DOTA =p
-Yet, SEEHOE STILL HAVENT SHIT!
Nevertheless, it was a great holiday!
New word to use : Fierce !
See ya soon PENANG!
links for photo at here, here, and here
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