The ugly side~

Merdeka Merdeka Merdeka!

Happy 48th Birthday Malaysia!!! It's been 5 years since i last sang Negaraku (In case you guys forgotten what's negaraku, It's actually our national anthem =p ). I didnt forgot the lyrics. yipee!!
Celebrated national day in Sunway this year, and , boy what a sight it was. All walks of life living the independence spirit. Aunty, uncle, grandma, small lil children, lala , ah beng,ah lian, and also leng lui lar of course *winkwink*. (unfortunately no nose bleed). However, i felt abit dissapointed with how Malaysians behaved during the event. Impatiently, people are pushing and shoving just to get things going their way.

After the event, Seehoe and I wanted to take the pedestrian bridge to cross over the other side of the road, but what we saw while waiting for our turn is a swarm of machans pushing those people infront of them. Pity those small kids who was stucked in between the adults. You have to climb the stairs, so just wait your fucking turn! Someone could have seriously get hurt cos the bridge was overcrowded and those jokers find it amusing and started cheering. For fucks ar? In the end, we decided to take a long walk on the road and forget about the eyesore. Damn it was a long walk to the car. Legs hurting like mad but luckily the fireworks display was awesome! Simply beautiful! I wished someone was there to watch it with me =/.

Chill out at McDs that night and coincidently met up with my ah cheh. No change in her though, still look the same. I still remembered during school days, when we stand next to each other, we would trick people by saying we are actually brother and sister, and surprisingly they believed us. =P Owned! . Anyway, hang out with the crazy gang till the lights went off in McDs. Gosh i hate the fact that i had to work today on a PUBLIC HOLIDAY! Sad leh... haih... somemore no double/triple pay. Haih x2.

But look at the brightside, i have an extra day off now =) *winkwink*. Im going to gather all my Off-In-Lieu and take a long vacation during Christmas. I need a good rest now. Slept for 3 hours only and my eyes look like i've put on mascara. Any cure for eye-bags? Need it badly. Ok lar, enough of nonsense post.

Just wana take this opportunity to wish my old friend Brian Oliver who past away 4 years ago ,... may you live eternally on a paradise world fill with hot chicks and no sufferings... God bless ya. You may never be forgotten.


Ok , quiz time, What do you get if you mix a BISON and a GORILLA?



give up?




Answer = Bismilla


-dimiliki-

Recaps and Blues~

Over the weekend it was more like a reunion for me.Obviously it was with my friends and ex-colleagues. I felt really guilty for not able to attend a gathering in Hartamas on Saturday due to some circumstances (and it wasnt for dota ok! maybe part of it =P ) but anyway, i just dont want to leave the 2 bozos all by themselves and walk home later that night. So, what i did, let an aeroplane go....haih. Couldnt reach those guys in Hartamas either cos my phone can't call at the moment due to the fact that my bill got lost somewhere and my dad couldn't pay it up. I'm such a bad person =(. At first i thought i wasn't going cos it was getting late and i still haven't receive any phone calls from her. Haih haih talk about bad timing. Thats how i ended my Saturday, with guilt and partly regret.

Sunday was more lively besides the fact that i slept till 3.30 in the afternoon . What a pig! Yes i know (Those who slept in the same room as me would want to engage war with me). Got up, ate some half-rotten spagetthi which doesn't even taste like the italian noodle at all. It was a horrible lunch. Couldn't believe myself finishing up that miserable bowl of noodle. (Maybe i was too hungry). Went and check out the new Futsal Court in the field. Catch a game of soccer with some cute lil kids and some grown up noobtards (You know who you are! =O ). I'll teach my son to play fooball 1 day. So freaking adorable! How come my dad doesn't watch me play soccer =/ hmm, sometimes i wished he did. Although i'm not that good , but i'm sure ill do something to impress him. Crap , i'm too old for this shit anymore. Can't change back the time can i .

Later that night, had a nice drink at William's . (Goddamn you kensei for giving me the wrong directions! ! ! ) Luckily i trusted my instinct the 2nd time and found that place. I'm such a forgetfull person when it comes to direction or places. Don't ask me to remember landmarks, i just suck at it. (The only direction i remember is the arrow on the ceiling =P *winkwink* ). What a nice night of gathering. Good food , good drink and the only slack part is the smell of 'longkang'. Prolly it's nice because its FREE! hehehe *evil grin*. Anyway, thanks whoever who paid for my drinks =D~. Next time if you guys go there, try the Ribena Longan or Blue Cheese Naan! Totally roxor... Craving for it now ~~~~
Nothing feels better than to end Sunday with your favourite football team winning!! Hooray Man U and Inter!!!

Monday Blues~~
Reluctantly got out from my bed and washed up. Whoever likes monday are just nut cases that ought to be shot ! As usual, went to work and caught up in a jam for 15 minutes at 6.45 in the morning! Normally, it would be smooth traffic all the way, but today was 'special'. First case, 3 cars piled up together. Jam no.1 solved. 2 KM away, another jam , this time 4 cars kissed each other bumper to bumper, jam no.2 solved. Cool accident as i was driving next to it and I think the only person who loves Monday would be the call man who got hold on all the accident case. After passing those lovely 'mini trains' i cursed myself. Wanna know why?
Forgot to jot down the numbe plate.. KNNMCBCCBPEPETNATHAN!!! Not only did i missed out on possible fortune, working today was sheer shit ass experience. Australian customers are real pain in the ass . Stress sial~~~~I'm going to start smoking if this continues to happen. (woosha woosha woosha).

Ok i guess that wraps up my weekend and my bloody monday. Be back for more i hope (if im not lazy). Looking forward to weekend once more =*(

Ciow

Lazy day, Sicko day~

Rain + sick + not enough tissues = Suffering !!! I'm having a hard time talking to customer cos i have 2 pieces of tissue paper stuck right up my....... nose! (not my ass ok) . God knows how many wantans' i made today.

Adding to the egony, it's currently raining in KL and i just had my lunch so i'm quite sleepy Zzz. It has always been a nice trip to the cafeteria on the ground floor not because of the food (it's ok ok nia) but for the working ladies =P. dimiliki!!! You guys should come check it out man..totally phewiittt!! The only thing that motivates me in this job is the trip to the ground floor! hahah . J u s t j o k i n g. (lamer).

Anyway,here i am , spending my remaining lunch break writing craps again. Some thoughts to ponder upon. . .
I think being rich holds more advantage to those who are poor in getting all the girls...Look at the latest news regarding the Datuk who gets to wed Normalla Shamsuddin, or Panny Lancaster with Rod Steward, or the infamous Mick Jagger who dont even remember who he slept with.
Ironic?
If you are poor as a dog, it's near impossible to sustain what most of us call 'true love'. Somewhere in the middle, you have to insert the 'money' factor in a relationship. No Money = No Love; its as simple as that. However, there are exceptional cases like the guy from phua chu kang who donated half his kidney to his gf. I think that is love. Or anyone who stand by their wife when she enters labour or how miserable she looked like but still stay by her side. That's love.

So, i guess when you find the person you love, just keep in mind that she will be growing old with you, sharing your laughters , sharing your pain, taking care of you when you are sick, and vice versa of course!. If you have this mindset when you enter a relationship, i'm sure you'll learn alot about her and you'll treasure her even more.That's for sure , i guarantee you. =P

Enough of mushi-mushi stuffs, it's weekend!! i cant wait. Stress week... Beer anyone? Thumbmasta anyone? ? Call me yahhhh

ciows

Top Bumper Stickers~

Nothing to do at work, been reading alot of funny stuffz...

take a look at some of the top bumper stickers from askmen.com =P

enjoy

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence : Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. Cat: The Other White Meat2. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
24. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
25. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
26. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
27. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
28. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
29. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
30. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
31. Grow Your Own Dope - Plant A Man
32. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
33. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
34. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
35. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
36. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore
37. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious
38. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
39. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
40. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

heheh be back for more..learning new stuffs for blog

Happy weeks = happy art ~

Looks like everyone has been updating their blog and i've been the one who's been too lazy to do so. Well just recaping some nice stuffz for the past 2 weeks =P.

First of all, i've been confirmed as a permanent staff of Teletech. Meaning that i'll be entitled to have benefits such as annual leave (woohoo), hospitalization funds and also maternity leave (wtf?) . No joke man. If i can get myself pregnant, ill take this leave for sure! No annual bonus apparently, but ill start receiving performance intensives of RM200 on a quarterly basis. So have to work hard, be patience with fcked up customers and extra nice to half-deaf senior citizen *^.^*. Working through a phone requires alot of patience i tell you. I think i need high blood pressure test by the end of the year.95% of the customers who called in are either stupid or pure slow. No offence , but it is true! I mean, if you dont know how to use the bloody thing, DONT USE IT! why wanna stress yourself trying to learn a whole new thing. Go enjoy your life man, dont get hooked up on a bloody computer and miss out on sex or other greater stuffs. But look on the brighter side, if it wasn't for them, i wouldnt have my job =p .

Second thing that cheered me up was Revelation 05' (R3) . OWNAGE! GODLIKE event i tell you. For those who missed it, TOO BAD! go bang your head against the wall ..Great music, great dj, and the crowd was magnificient! Met some cute chickys, *wink* , saw some cracks, mountains and learn a few things about thongs! (thanks emily for telling me that) muahaha. Tubby was drunk, wishing everyone goodnight on the way home (paisehness), loco and emily was the red lovey dovey pair (couldn't even walk straight to the car park) and what's more important is that everyone enjoyed themselves especially oak and elicia =P they were dancing babeh! Ok, i think most of my friends on my 'Kakis' have described how rox the event was, and i think the trip to PD was so memorable and satisfying that i wished it never end. We enjoyed so much , laughing non-stop, making silly jokes and still couldnt get rid of the 'Thumbmasta' game. (i have my thumb on my head, so whoever reading this, please DRINK up =P !) Imagine we would just laugh at some of the words like 'kiblat', 'bis bis' ,al hum du li ***'. Of course there were stories behind those words and thinking of it just make me smile . haha. So just wanna shout out to you guys who went for the trip, you guys are DIMILIKI !! Thanks a bunch!

Here are some photos to mark our invasion ...
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-partay!
-thumbmasta!! look at my face...santa clause

check more photos at te2k.multiply.com =p rox !

see ya soon

Boo to the haze, Yeah to football!

I can't breathhhh!! It's so freaking hard to breath nowdays in Subang due to the freaking haze . Smell like burned wood instead of fresh air ( When did we had fresh air in subang anyway *chuckles*) Imagine the torrid for the past few days where i had to drive down to KL for work , enduring thick clouds of smoke , walk to my office and smell nothing but burned wood. Grrr~! No wonder flu masks are selling like hot cakes. Maybe i should get one. When will it be normal again ? Feel so lazy to go out nowdays, can't even have a drink in the open air. I'm starting to feel the effect with watery eyes and running nose. Gosh it's suffering you know =*( STOP THE OPEN BURNING YOU PEOPLE!


Weekend is approaching, what to do what to do ? Football season kicking off tomorrow. (hoorayyy!) Prolly go and watch live games on the weekends and have a game of dota *ngekngek* Boring right? i know .. heheh need to spice up my life a lil'bit. Been to lazy to update my blog. Although i like reading my friends blog, somehow i feel reluctant to even pen down my own stuffs here. Wonder where they get the inspiration to do it. Oh yeah , i remembered i had to go for karaoke session with my colleagues on saturday. Tell you, they are bunch of happening people, so fun working with them. Bound to be a plan on weekends where most of us are free. Luckily i had weekends off this whole month . =p

Financial is pretty tight for me after started working. So many things that i wanted to get, but don't have the money to get it. Bills bills bills pilling up like nobody's business. Where can i get lot's of money and need not have to work for it? Genie in a bottle, where are you? I need my 3 wishes. NExt week will be heading off to PD for PartyyYyYYyyY! Got our tickets and place to stay, now it's time to rock and roll. Hopefully i can see some scantily clad chicks . *perverted mind ON*.

My mom took care of 2 new kids in the house, 1 boy and 1 girl. The girl is simply adorable i tell you. Incredibly cute and naughty. I need to bribe her with cookies and candy so she would stay behaved. haha she's driving my mom to the wall . Her brother is the quiet type. He showed me something i didn't know. Do you know your astro had interactive games? Just click channel 200 . heheh cool huh?

Oklar, time to fill my stomach. ( I have belly now ) and i 've changed my blog title. It's called 'Vida Hermosa' meaning beautiful life in spanish (which is not true) >.<

ciows

Happy birthday blog! =P

1 year old, and what better way to celebrate it than to do some lame post. =P yes yes, aBout ME! ME ME ME ! I rox, thanks i know, stop it, enough , *blush* dont praise me.. come on..i mean it! thanks again .. heheh (LAMER)


Vital Statistics:


Name : Alvin Wong wai Hon ( My friends call me 'art' nowadays, so my real name is obsolete)
Birthday: 14th June 1982
Gender : Male
Height: 5'7 i think. I'm short i know =.="__
Relationship : Single =( woohoo
Starsign: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac : Wo wo/ Dog
Ethnicity: PURE CHINESE! no malay blood or whatsoever.
Hobbies: Eating, Sleeping and wanking.
Pets : Ermmm I used to have 2 fighting fish, does that count? Oh and btw, i didnt feed them , so they died >=) it wasn't fun anymore. Always wanted a dog. Prolly a bulldog.
Family Members: Dad, Mom, Small Bro and Me.
Quote: Helllooooo!


Favourites:

Drink : Milo Ping, Vanilla Coke ,Bandung and Teh O Ais.
Alcohol: Vodka ! Straight up your head boy.
Cigarettes : Dont smoke. good boy.
Food: Nasi Lemak! Nothing beats this, i can eat this anytime of the day; breakfast,lunch,dinner ANYTIME!)
Football Team: Forza Italia, Inter milan, Manchester United
Actor: Denzel Washington, Samuel L.Jackson,Ashton Kutcher
Actress: Kristin dunst *slurps* , Nicole Kidman, Ashley Judd.
Movies: Shawsank Redemption, Armageddon, Man on Fire and lots more...im a movie freak.
Comic/Manga: Bleach! X-Men.
Song: U2-with or without you, Switchfoot- On fire.
Colour: Black


Are You?

A career person: Hell no! i just want to be rich...i dont want to have a job but i just want to be rich. Is that possible?

A risk taker: I dont like risk. I only do what i think is right.

A sociable person: I guess so. I tend to be shy among girls.

A family person : nope. Never had good relations with my parents.

A party animal: Getting old for that.

A nymphomaniac : Every normal guys are a nympho.

A BDSM freak: Policeman ties nurse on bed, and start spanking o.O...just fantasies =P

A flirt : Be a man, do the right thing.


Do You...

Like furry animals: I like the cute lil fellow in Gremlin. Mowgli or something like that.. i think he is adorable. Tsih Tzu looks fine too.

Like scantily dressed members of the opposite sex: Are you kidding me? Of course.

Like to sit down with a good book: I get bored after 10 pages unless it is filled with illustrations of naked woman. >=)

Like playful,active children: Yes! Hyperactive children are fun to play with.

Like anyone in particular: Eh, got gua...i dont know , just starting to have feelings once more.


Describe...


A funny experience: A friend had to lick his shoe because he lost a bet.

A nightmare: Killing my parents, chased by a freaking big gorilla.

Your dreams: Spending my life on the beach with the person i love with nothing to worry about except for tsunami.



lastly,
Kensei SUXKS!!!! i dont want to do the "fill in the sentence"