In the year 2006, I plan to:
- Grow some meat. Zh'ng my body.
- Eat more food, without having any complains from my friends.(Eat abit more kena scolding, niabeh)
- Put 30% of my salary into savings and buy properties/car. (I think this 1 cannot lar, see money in bank sure spend ..aiyoh)
- Travel. Definitely want to see the open world. First stop, Australia!
- Get a digital camera. Tiu mo, still havent get 1 yet. Credit card faster come ar!
- Will not get Wasted again. Will not get wasted again. Will not get wasted again.
- Alcohol is not your friend. Remember that.
- Dota is only a temporary hobbie. Not a full time activity. REMEMBER that.
- Learn a new language. Not hamsap language ok.
- Get PS3 by Christmas. (*prays* for pirated games)
- Try to find a new job closer to home. Less Jam, Less Stress, more money.
- Keep in touch with long lost friends.
- Get a new gf. ><
Friday, December 30, 2005
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
Hello big guy, how's it goin in North Pole? Been busy lately? As you can see, this later reached a lil' late than usual. Well, you bet you know why i'm writing to you.
You forgotten my PRESENT goddamit. Oops, sorry for the harsh word, i didn't meant to voice my frustration over a tiny incident.
Anyway, i was a bit dissapointed over the fact that you missed my house on christmas. Maybe i didn't have a chimney in the first place for you to slide down. IF i had one you wouldn't able to slide down as well.Didn't i advise you not to drink during January - November. A month's time is not enough to slim down the beer belly of yours. Ok, I'm missing my point, WHERE THE FOOK is my present?
Why won't u place a present under my bonzai tree =(. I had Oreo's and Milo for you on Midnight in case you got hungry. I even had Piere Cardin socks for you in case you get cold feet. Mom made cempedak for you as well cos we didn't had time for X-Mas Shopping and candy is bad for your 2 front teeth. What's the reason this year hah ? My christmas deco not westernized issit?
Don't give me reasons like I've been a bad boy this year...Come on, you gave Britney Spears a new baby, you gave Stone Cold a new bike and hey you even give Demi Moore a new husband. All i wanted was an Ipod Nano =(. Is that too much?
I guess you have your own reasons for not popping by my house but I'll forgive you this year and do be prepared next year cos my demands will accumulate. I want a PS3 Goddamit.
Till then, take good care of your health, sleep well, eat more vege and send my regards to the 7 dwarves.
Your favourite brat,
Alvin
=P
Ps: Doopy is gay.
Hello big guy, how's it goin in North Pole? Been busy lately? As you can see, this later reached a lil' late than usual. Well, you bet you know why i'm writing to you.
You forgotten my PRESENT goddamit. Oops, sorry for the harsh word, i didn't meant to voice my frustration over a tiny incident.
Anyway, i was a bit dissapointed over the fact that you missed my house on christmas. Maybe i didn't have a chimney in the first place for you to slide down. IF i had one you wouldn't able to slide down as well.Didn't i advise you not to drink during January - November. A month's time is not enough to slim down the beer belly of yours. Ok, I'm missing my point, WHERE THE FOOK is my present?
Why won't u place a present under my bonzai tree =(. I had Oreo's and Milo for you on Midnight in case you got hungry. I even had Piere Cardin socks for you in case you get cold feet. Mom made cempedak for you as well cos we didn't had time for X-Mas Shopping and candy is bad for your 2 front teeth. What's the reason this year hah ? My christmas deco not westernized issit?
Don't give me reasons like I've been a bad boy this year...Come on, you gave Britney Spears a new baby, you gave Stone Cold a new bike and hey you even give Demi Moore a new husband. All i wanted was an Ipod Nano =(. Is that too much?
I guess you have your own reasons for not popping by my house but I'll forgive you this year and do be prepared next year cos my demands will accumulate. I want a PS3 Goddamit.
Till then, take good care of your health, sleep well, eat more vege and send my regards to the 7 dwarves.
Your favourite brat,
Alvin
=P
Ps: Doopy is gay.
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Merry Ferry X-Mas!
Ferry Corsten WAS AWESOME! GODLIKE! FANTASTIC! OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Yea you heard me! Ferry spins the groove out of me yesterday in Zouk KL. I was so amazed with the spinning skills because he was pumping it hard all night long! IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT experience of what came from his CD. Well, maybe he knew ,we Malaysians like it HARD !!! The HArder the BETTER!! WOohooo... Ok i was talking about the music.. not some erection!
We reached at approximately 9.45-10 pm, Oak had us rush to the scene because he said that it was fucking jam. Niabeh, when we reached Jalan Ampang, I could not see any sight of traffic jam. Fucker lied to us =.=". OK, Nvm. Passed by Zouk to have a glimpse, SOOOOO long leh the queue....BUT, it was for redemption ticket.*phew*
Went in by paying cover charge, and WOW!!!!! *piak piak piak piak hitting mosquitoes*
NEVER WILL YOU SEE ZOUK AS EMPTY LIKE WE DID YESTERDAY NIGHT! We were thinking, hailat lor like this, its 10 pm, and no crowd yet. This Ferry man FFK us issit?
We had our lovely table which i think was the only table not occupied by glamour VIP tag cards with the customers name on it.
So we had our beers, cam whore awhile, and peeps start coming in gradually slow. The opening DJ played some funky songs, it was OK though. And the SALEM girls are the roxor ! until Tek told me about their kinky behind the scene stories.. Makes me wonder hmmmmm...
Anyway,for us to keep our strategic table ,and we didn't want to look like some parasite fuckers who sips on complementary beer, we ordered few jugs of Redbull Vodka. OWNAGE Drink, it was a damn power drink ok. Belakang mari to the max.AFter halfway downing the jug, i was abit tipsy already. I control ok. So i sat down and enjoy the music. Oak was way high.
Oak: HEllloooooo, OK OR NOT YOU ALL!
ME: Yea , i'm alright.
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!
ME: *drinks*
few seconds later....
OAK: HELLOOOOOO, BROTHER OK OR NOT YOU????
ME: *Huh? I thought u just asked me that question just now.* YEA IM ALRIGHT MAN!
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!!
ME: drinks again =.="
20 min later....
ME: Oak are you ok?
OAK: ........... <----- Sitting on the floor . WASTED
So, i went out cos the music was really getting into my head and if i would have to stay any longer in there, i WILL definitely PUKE. I sat on the slope contemplating on some stuffs until Oak was spotted. HE was walking out alone, puking as he walks. Eyyeerrr! Damn disgusting. Once he sat down, he puked all over the floor.The lucky thing is , he never had his Dinner, or else....it would look ugly =P.
An hour later, i head in back again, thought of asking them to call it a day, and you know what? FERRY played his old school songs....HELL NO im gonna miss it. What a great timing to come back in. DAnce like nobody's business...It was really crowded now and we only had room for ourselves. No Shuffling business.
THEN, this girl appeared in front of me out of nowehere. She was wearing a white top that has some flower embroided on the left shoulder. She had this oriental chinese look that i couldn't set my eyes off. Tek said that she was old =.=" what a fucker.
We danced, and i wanted to ask her name. My lucky day, she broke the ice first =P.
We chat and introduce ourselves and she had a friend with her as well. Eventually, the show ended, and we parted our ways, so we head to the slope where Oak was left behind. Sat down and took pictures of his wasted face. Hahahah
AND out of a sudden, there she is again, she approached and said goodbye. She's beautiful man! Looks matured, but not OLD ok! Haih, Waihang asked me to get the phone number.....He offered me his phone cos my batt died.....
but, I was reluctant to. It gets so heavy when you try to approach someone.
some part of me wanted it but some don't . Weird hoh...
really a sohai =.=.
That was it, the day i had a jolly good party, and the day i look like an idiot..
Pics soon...
Merry X-mas.......to you.
Yea you heard me! Ferry spins the groove out of me yesterday in Zouk KL. I was so amazed with the spinning skills because he was pumping it hard all night long! IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT experience of what came from his CD. Well, maybe he knew ,we Malaysians like it HARD !!! The HArder the BETTER!! WOohooo... Ok i was talking about the music.. not some erection!
We reached at approximately 9.45-10 pm, Oak had us rush to the scene because he said that it was fucking jam. Niabeh, when we reached Jalan Ampang, I could not see any sight of traffic jam. Fucker lied to us =.=". OK, Nvm. Passed by Zouk to have a glimpse, SOOOOO long leh the queue....BUT, it was for redemption ticket.*phew*
Went in by paying cover charge, and WOW!!!!! *piak piak piak piak hitting mosquitoes*
NEVER WILL YOU SEE ZOUK AS EMPTY LIKE WE DID YESTERDAY NIGHT! We were thinking, hailat lor like this, its 10 pm, and no crowd yet. This Ferry man FFK us issit?
We had our lovely table which i think was the only table not occupied by glamour VIP tag cards with the customers name on it.
So we had our beers, cam whore awhile, and peeps start coming in gradually slow. The opening DJ played some funky songs, it was OK though. And the SALEM girls are the roxor ! until Tek told me about their kinky behind the scene stories.. Makes me wonder hmmmmm...
Anyway,for us to keep our strategic table ,and we didn't want to look like some parasite fuckers who sips on complementary beer, we ordered few jugs of Redbull Vodka. OWNAGE Drink, it was a damn power drink ok. Belakang mari to the max.AFter halfway downing the jug, i was abit tipsy already. I control ok. So i sat down and enjoy the music. Oak was way high.
Oak: HEllloooooo, OK OR NOT YOU ALL!
ME: Yea , i'm alright.
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!
ME: *drinks*
few seconds later....
OAK: HELLOOOOOO, BROTHER OK OR NOT YOU????
ME: *Huh? I thought u just asked me that question just now.* YEA IM ALRIGHT MAN!
OAK: COME DRINK!!!!!
ME: drinks again =.="
20 min later....
ME: Oak are you ok?
OAK: ........... <----- Sitting on the floor . WASTED
So, i went out cos the music was really getting into my head and if i would have to stay any longer in there, i WILL definitely PUKE. I sat on the slope contemplating on some stuffs until Oak was spotted. HE was walking out alone, puking as he walks. Eyyeerrr! Damn disgusting. Once he sat down, he puked all over the floor.The lucky thing is , he never had his Dinner, or else....it would look ugly =P.
An hour later, i head in back again, thought of asking them to call it a day, and you know what? FERRY played his old school songs....HELL NO im gonna miss it. What a great timing to come back in. DAnce like nobody's business...It was really crowded now and we only had room for ourselves. No Shuffling business.
THEN, this girl appeared in front of me out of nowehere. She was wearing a white top that has some flower embroided on the left shoulder. She had this oriental chinese look that i couldn't set my eyes off. Tek said that she was old =.=" what a fucker.
We danced, and i wanted to ask her name. My lucky day, she broke the ice first =P.
We chat and introduce ourselves and she had a friend with her as well. Eventually, the show ended, and we parted our ways, so we head to the slope where Oak was left behind. Sat down and took pictures of his wasted face. Hahahah
AND out of a sudden, there she is again, she approached and said goodbye. She's beautiful man! Looks matured, but not OLD ok! Haih, Waihang asked me to get the phone number.....He offered me his phone cos my batt died.....
but, I was reluctant to. It gets so heavy when you try to approach someone.
some part of me wanted it but some don't . Weird hoh...
really a sohai =.=.
That was it, the day i had a jolly good party, and the day i look like an idiot..
Pics soon...
Merry X-mas.......to you.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Getting Old.
23 years down the road.
Joy,pain and anxiety are foundations that shape the me now. Looking back the years of childhood brings so much happiness. No worries, no commitment, so innocent,so naive, so free....like a newborn baby.
Life seems to tick alot faster than it used to. I realized this when i was driving back to work 1 day. Memories from the past, sweet ones of course!...
Although, i can't remember the years when i was 1-3 years old, but i remembered my parents so clearly. The dad who made me his no.1 priority, and the mom who pampered me like a king. I wasn't a rebellious little prick back then. Why would I? I demand to be loved and love i will get. I demand to have a Transformer every single week, hence i have a robot toy every week. Cool heh? I was Godlike back then. =P
As I grew older, priorities wasnt on me anymore. I had a brother from my parents activities and i had to share everything with him.There wasn't any bias treatment from my parents. All fair and square and who said that the elder 1 gets the goodies? BALLS! Kena hentam for bad example got lar.
Gone were the days I just lay around at home watching tv, sipping on coke on 1 hand and grabbing a handful of potatoe chips on the other hand. I used to have money on my table every weekend as my allowance but ended up spending on clothes and arcade machines.
NOW? I have no time for Tv. Lost interest in it as well. NO more gobbling down junk food and also driving down to KL during peak hours is not easy a pleasent thing to do. Fuck the jam.
I guess the only credit that i can look forward for being an adult is the freedom. Freedom to do whatever legitimate stuffs of course. Dont lar ask me go take drugs and rape girls. I'm an honourable man ok .
and also paycheck of course $.$ V
I'm going to end abruptly here.
tata
Joy,pain and anxiety are foundations that shape the me now. Looking back the years of childhood brings so much happiness. No worries, no commitment, so innocent,so naive, so free....like a newborn baby.
Life seems to tick alot faster than it used to. I realized this when i was driving back to work 1 day. Memories from the past, sweet ones of course!...
Although, i can't remember the years when i was 1-3 years old, but i remembered my parents so clearly. The dad who made me his no.1 priority, and the mom who pampered me like a king. I wasn't a rebellious little prick back then. Why would I? I demand to be loved and love i will get. I demand to have a Transformer every single week, hence i have a robot toy every week. Cool heh? I was Godlike back then. =P
As I grew older, priorities wasnt on me anymore. I had a brother from my parents activities and i had to share everything with him.There wasn't any bias treatment from my parents. All fair and square and who said that the elder 1 gets the goodies? BALLS! Kena hentam for bad example got lar.
Gone were the days I just lay around at home watching tv, sipping on coke on 1 hand and grabbing a handful of potatoe chips on the other hand. I used to have money on my table every weekend as my allowance but ended up spending on clothes and arcade machines.
NOW? I have no time for Tv. Lost interest in it as well. NO more gobbling down junk food and also driving down to KL during peak hours is not easy a pleasent thing to do. Fuck the jam.
I guess the only credit that i can look forward for being an adult is the freedom. Freedom to do whatever legitimate stuffs of course. Dont lar ask me go take drugs and rape girls. I'm an honourable man ok .
and also paycheck of course $.$ V
I'm going to end abruptly here.
tata
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
The holiday that was...
Penang best, penang shiok, penang no.1 , penang very fierce ar!
Penang is the place where you can just shuddup, dont think so much and just drive and end up eating something for fucks sake. Talk about food, penang has EVERYTHING!
All sui sui, shiok shiok and CHEAP! There is no way that you can get a bowl of noodles for RM2 in Subang or KL, but you can in PENANG!
I've whacked Char kuey Teow, Assam Laksa , Ho chien, Instant Kuey Teow Soup, Nasi kandar, and the famous drink that Ivan keep ordering and only can be found in Penang; ambla ! Ambla is a type of drink that taste like kat chai shin mui but x10 better. BEST!
Seafood in Tambun was overpriced, overrated and over-fly-ed. The restoran we went to was infested with hundreds of fly that can't seem to stop buzzing on our food and drinks. IRRITATING like fuck. Eat halfway need to swing our hands, drink halfway need to swing again. Niabeh. All they could come up to get rid of the problem is this sticky smelly stick that they placed on a Milo tin to trap those pest. Smart hoh? So rich but so kiamsiap to buy those purple zap-zap thing.
Anyway, penang people are all very friendly, very steady , and very FIERCE.
Day 1:
-Breakfast at McDs.
-Waihang spilled his drinks , wets his pants.
-Head up North
-Lunch in Ipoh
-56 sticks of Satay babi, 10 bowls of Kuey Teow Tng (not enough)
-Pit stop uncountable amount of time for an old man (seehoe)
-Reach Penang around noon.
-Lost our way to aparment
-Unload luggage, gamble session begin
-Evening in Ferringhi beach
-Halau-ed by stupid security guard $%^&*!
-Dinner at End of the World
-11 people , sand in the ass (after beach), smelly body odour, stomach ache, and 2 toilets.
-Gamble session no.2
-Supper at Nearby stalls ; Rm10 mahpukimak ho chien. tak best langsung, kena con
-Gamble session no.3
-SeeHoe still cannot shit
-Tidur
Day2:
-Woke up at 10
-Watch cartoon
-Gamble session no.4
-Head to Komtar
-Bad toilet experience for Ivan as he has his dick taken off Tek's camera. =P Kecik betul.
-Branch at antic restoran near Komtar
-Chicken rice add rice, char kuey teow, popiah, assam laksa, kuey teow tng and Ice Cream Soda (original 1 ok. REAL ICE CREAM+SODA) and still not enough.
-Kek Lok Si temple
-3 Buddhas; RM 2
-Shopping for souvenirs ; choose between a Samurai Sword or a Mini Mahjong. I chose mahjong. -Best assam laksa ever. Worst Scenario of people making sugar cane juice. Dirty = Nice
-Beach again !! woohooo Flex some muscles, played frisbee and wash eye also. Missed the banana boat ride.
-Bath at public toilet. Forgot to bring underwear. Cooling sensation.
-Dinner at Pelita Nasi Kandar, RM5 bucks for shitload of lauk. (not enough)
-Head over to the Chinese Restoran next door for Chee Cheong Fun and ho chien again. Now RM10 bucks for damn bloody big plate ok. knnccb
-Went back, gamble while waiting for turn to bath
-Dressed up, brush our teeth, gel our hair and head off for partying.
-Called Ampang kia and asked him where is GLO club. It's beside ESSO not ASTRO! niabeh.
-First experience in GLO - people dancing dangdut WTF? BUT chicks were everywhere! May Wan and Choy Wan was there. Missed it =(
-Went to next room with our chivas. Trance music to our liking.
-Johan Gielan music was playing by a fake DJ who doesn't know hows to spin. He played the same o' cd 3 times that night. POOOOOOSERRRR
-Finished at 3 am, head back to Bukit Jambul for supper. Maggie Goreng sucks
-Vern is still a paikia.
-Doze off pretty quickly.
-Wai Hang's leg infront of my face.
-Seehoe still haven't SHIT!
Day3:
-11 am, awake by the noise of people laughing.
-Snapshot of me snoring circulated in the apartment. =.=" fugers
-Watch cartoon while waiting to pack.
-Head to Bukit Tambun a.k.a Bukit Lalat for lunch
-Expensive sial. Bo steady restoran
-Almost ran out of gas on our Estima. Ultraman light keeps flashing indicating we have low fuel.
-Luckily Astro/Esso was there to save us.
-Dinner at Taiwan Noodle House in ss2. RM6 for kedekut kari mee. Service sucks, food sucks ,and the portion of food is 'muthafucking big'.
-Went back, unpacked and went for DOTA =p
-Yet, SEEHOE STILL HAVENT SHIT!
Nevertheless, it was a great holiday!
New word to use : Fierce !
See ya soon PENANG!
links for photo at here, here, and here
Penang is the place where you can just shuddup, dont think so much and just drive and end up eating something for fucks sake. Talk about food, penang has EVERYTHING!
All sui sui, shiok shiok and CHEAP! There is no way that you can get a bowl of noodles for RM2 in Subang or KL, but you can in PENANG!
I've whacked Char kuey Teow, Assam Laksa , Ho chien, Instant Kuey Teow Soup, Nasi kandar, and the famous drink that Ivan keep ordering and only can be found in Penang; ambla ! Ambla is a type of drink that taste like kat chai shin mui but x10 better. BEST!
Seafood in Tambun was overpriced, overrated and over-fly-ed. The restoran we went to was infested with hundreds of fly that can't seem to stop buzzing on our food and drinks. IRRITATING like fuck. Eat halfway need to swing our hands, drink halfway need to swing again. Niabeh. All they could come up to get rid of the problem is this sticky smelly stick that they placed on a Milo tin to trap those pest. Smart hoh? So rich but so kiamsiap to buy those purple zap-zap thing.
Anyway, penang people are all very friendly, very steady , and very FIERCE.
Day 1:
-Breakfast at McDs.
-Waihang spilled his drinks , wets his pants.
-Head up North
-Lunch in Ipoh
-56 sticks of Satay babi, 10 bowls of Kuey Teow Tng (not enough)
-Pit stop uncountable amount of time for an old man (seehoe)
-Reach Penang around noon.
-Lost our way to aparment
-Unload luggage, gamble session begin
-Evening in Ferringhi beach
-Halau-ed by stupid security guard $%^&*!
-Dinner at End of the World
-11 people , sand in the ass (after beach), smelly body odour, stomach ache, and 2 toilets.
-Gamble session no.2
-Supper at Nearby stalls ; Rm10 mahpukimak ho chien. tak best langsung, kena con
-Gamble session no.3
-SeeHoe still cannot shit
-Tidur
Day2:
-Woke up at 10
-Watch cartoon
-Gamble session no.4
-Head to Komtar
-Bad toilet experience for Ivan as he has his dick taken off Tek's camera. =P Kecik betul.
-Branch at antic restoran near Komtar
-Chicken rice add rice, char kuey teow, popiah, assam laksa, kuey teow tng and Ice Cream Soda (original 1 ok. REAL ICE CREAM+SODA) and still not enough.
-Kek Lok Si temple
-3 Buddhas; RM 2
-Shopping for souvenirs ; choose between a Samurai Sword or a Mini Mahjong. I chose mahjong. -Best assam laksa ever. Worst Scenario of people making sugar cane juice. Dirty = Nice
-Beach again !! woohooo Flex some muscles, played frisbee and wash eye also. Missed the banana boat ride.
-Bath at public toilet. Forgot to bring underwear. Cooling sensation.
-Dinner at Pelita Nasi Kandar, RM5 bucks for shitload of lauk. (not enough)
-Head over to the Chinese Restoran next door for Chee Cheong Fun and ho chien again. Now RM10 bucks for damn bloody big plate ok. knnccb
-Went back, gamble while waiting for turn to bath
-Dressed up, brush our teeth, gel our hair and head off for partying.
-Called Ampang kia and asked him where is GLO club. It's beside ESSO not ASTRO! niabeh.
-First experience in GLO - people dancing dangdut WTF? BUT chicks were everywhere! May Wan and Choy Wan was there. Missed it =(
-Went to next room with our chivas. Trance music to our liking.
-Johan Gielan music was playing by a fake DJ who doesn't know hows to spin. He played the same o' cd 3 times that night. POOOOOOSERRRR
-Finished at 3 am, head back to Bukit Jambul for supper. Maggie Goreng sucks
-Vern is still a paikia.
-Doze off pretty quickly.
-Wai Hang's leg infront of my face.
-Seehoe still haven't SHIT!
Day3:
-11 am, awake by the noise of people laughing.
-Snapshot of me snoring circulated in the apartment. =.=" fugers
-Watch cartoon while waiting to pack.
-Head to Bukit Tambun a.k.a Bukit Lalat for lunch
-Expensive sial. Bo steady restoran
-Almost ran out of gas on our Estima. Ultraman light keeps flashing indicating we have low fuel.
-Luckily Astro/Esso was there to save us.
-Dinner at Taiwan Noodle House in ss2. RM6 for kedekut kari mee. Service sucks, food sucks ,and the portion of food is 'muthafucking big'.
-Went back, unpacked and went for DOTA =p
-Yet, SEEHOE STILL HAVENT SHIT!
Nevertheless, it was a great holiday!
New word to use : Fierce !
See ya soon PENANG!
links for photo at here, here, and here
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Shame shame~
Bloody sunday bloody sunday. So freaking cold in the office that i had to wear double layer of jacket to keep myself warm . Somebody in the office hid the fucking remote and i couldnt find it. Evillllll just pure evil. I wasn't even supposed to be here in the first place. =( I miss my bed.
It ain't that bad coming in after all. I came in late , slept for 45 mins and get to watch *nice* explicit korean show. The title of the movie was "The art of having making love" in korean. Hate to wake my lil brother up so early in the morning but the chick in the movie was so damn hot.@@. My senior compatriot who happens to be a Korean himself is way too cool. Unfortunately he has to fly back to Australia in December and would not be coming back to join us anymore. Sad to hear hoh...things definitely won't be the same anymore without Mr.Baik around. IT's gonna be a dull, boring , no music/porn environment in the office. =(
Life goes on...
Holiday season is about to begin soon. I planned my holidays precisely so that i won't have to work my ass off on Christmas and New Year. Can you believe this? They actually expect people to work on special day like Christmas and Newyear. KNNCCBPEPETKIAPUKIMAK! bloody hell company, never jaga the employee's muka.
I think my blog getting really sien already. Haih i really need a digital camera now....Waiting for my OCBC bank card to get approved then i'll promise to camwhore every-single-fcuking thing that i could possibly take ok?. Once i have a camera on my hand , i'll show you what candid shot is all about. >=D So ladies , dont be scared when i hold a camera. I'm not going to take any hamsap siong of you and sell it to big-boys. I'll keep it to myself, place it in my favourite album and treasure it forever.
Let's find some interesting topic to blog about. Ah yesssssss, our very own ingenious, not-so loving Malaysian Police force is at it again. This time around, not only did they display their stupidity and caught red-handed through a handphone but it also shows how despicable they can be in humiliating a helpless chap. It's a major issue rite now because 'they' are suppose to portray good Malaysian image and a force that helps people , uphold justice and protect innocent people. Look what they are doing rite now? You think making people exercise during lock-up is funny? Making people strip butt naked is funny as well? Go Screw yourself please. Niama sohai like fuck. Ok MAYBE i'm abit hush on the issue and being unfair to the whole Police Force. A bad apple spoils the whole bunch so a stupid policewoman spoils the whole force. GOOD JOB WOMAN, YOU DA BEST, ninja ! See what you've done here
Back to good awareness of Malaysians, this guy name Mah Wang Wang was so distraught that his 7 year old daughter was kidnapped. Guess what he did? He SMS a text message to his friends regarding the abduction and the details of the culprit car number plate and car color. The text message was circulated throughout the network and three hours later, he received a phone call from a stranger saying that her daughter is save and returning to him soon. Aww isn't that nice. I think somehow the SMS reaches the abductee and he got pussyfied and return the girl home. Ajajaja , anyway good to hear that... It's bad kidnapping young lil girl. *heard that or not seehoe? ITS BAD!!!!*
Ok new photos available at here
It was Emily Francis Goh Ai Hwa's Birthday..
Girl you have a long name , shorten it for christ sake...
Cheers
...AND I WASNT DRUNK OK!
It ain't that bad coming in after all. I came in late , slept for 45 mins and get to watch *nice* explicit korean show. The title of the movie was "The art of having making love" in korean. Hate to wake my lil brother up so early in the morning but the chick in the movie was so damn hot.@@. My senior compatriot who happens to be a Korean himself is way too cool. Unfortunately he has to fly back to Australia in December and would not be coming back to join us anymore. Sad to hear hoh...things definitely won't be the same anymore without Mr.Baik around. IT's gonna be a dull, boring , no music/porn environment in the office. =(
Life goes on...
Holiday season is about to begin soon. I planned my holidays precisely so that i won't have to work my ass off on Christmas and New Year. Can you believe this? They actually expect people to work on special day like Christmas and Newyear. KNNCCBPEPETKIAPUKIMAK! bloody hell company, never jaga the employee's muka.
I think my blog getting really sien already. Haih i really need a digital camera now....Waiting for my OCBC bank card to get approved then i'll promise to camwhore every-single-fcuking thing that i could possibly take ok?. Once i have a camera on my hand , i'll show you what candid shot is all about. >=D So ladies , dont be scared when i hold a camera. I'm not going to take any hamsap siong of you and sell it to big-boys. I'll keep it to myself, place it in my favourite album and treasure it forever.
Let's find some interesting topic to blog about. Ah yesssssss, our very own ingenious, not-so loving Malaysian Police force is at it again. This time around, not only did they display their stupidity and caught red-handed through a handphone but it also shows how despicable they can be in humiliating a helpless chap. It's a major issue rite now because 'they' are suppose to portray good Malaysian image and a force that helps people , uphold justice and protect innocent people. Look what they are doing rite now? You think making people exercise during lock-up is funny? Making people strip butt naked is funny as well? Go Screw yourself please. Niama sohai like fuck. Ok MAYBE i'm abit hush on the issue and being unfair to the whole Police Force. A bad apple spoils the whole bunch so a stupid policewoman spoils the whole force. GOOD JOB WOMAN, YOU DA BEST, ninja ! See what you've done here
Back to good awareness of Malaysians, this guy name Mah Wang Wang was so distraught that his 7 year old daughter was kidnapped. Guess what he did? He SMS a text message to his friends regarding the abduction and the details of the culprit car number plate and car color. The text message was circulated throughout the network and three hours later, he received a phone call from a stranger saying that her daughter is save and returning to him soon. Aww isn't that nice. I think somehow the SMS reaches the abductee and he got pussyfied and return the girl home. Ajajaja , anyway good to hear that... It's bad kidnapping young lil girl. *heard that or not seehoe? ITS BAD!!!!*
Ok new photos available at here
It was Emily Francis Goh Ai Hwa's Birthday..
Girl you have a long name , shorten it for christ sake...
Cheers
...AND I WASNT DRUNK OK!
Saturday, November 26, 2005
June~
JUNE
* Thinks far with vision - Oh yes i have a dream. Dream of overtaking Mr.Gates as the richest man on planet earth seems surreal.
* Easily influenced by kindness - Minor stuffs melts my heart. =( Don't show too much kindness to me or i might just bite you.
* Polite and soft-spoken - Ermmm , does swearing in a lower tone voice actually qualifies for this? Nah i'm not rude....i'm soooo nice to singaporean and aussies. Crap!
* Having lots of ideas - Apparently, i have alot of ideas in my mind, but 99% of it are junk ideas and irrelevant. I was born that way. Friends of mine like Franklin , Bell and the Wright brothers stole my ideas and made a fortune out of it. Want to know how they repay my kindness? They died and didn't leave a single penny for me =( . How sad how sad. Selfish bastards. Hmph~
* Sensitive - I 'm sensitive babeh !! YEsh!! Can i touch you ar leng lui? I'm sensitive you know.. Very nice fingers. See see..*pipakpipak* Alamak, sensitive oso let ppl slap =.=.
* Active mind - I have wild imaginations . Very very very wild you wouldn't want to know..
* Hesitating - No wonder i don't make decisions. So fucking true ! Hesitation gotta be 1 of my weaknesses.
* Tends to delay - So that explains why i always arrive late for work.. Ohhh I Seeeee. Blame it on June!
* Choosy and always wants the best - How true =(. When i choose, it's the best. When it's best, it's a pest. If it's a pest, give it a rest. Good things will come to those who wait.
* Temperamental - Eh, I do have a temperamental mood sometimes. It's called mood swing.
* Funny and humorous - GGTHXBYE.
* Loves to joke - I'm a serious guy ok....Dont play play ok ....I got no time to joke ok....if i joke too much later ho lang ong .
* Good debating skills - I don't agree on this. I always lose my debate to a species call female
* Talkative - Sometimes. When i don't talk, they say "Hey , are you ok? Why you not talking? Got ploblem issit?". When i talk they will scold me "AIyoh, lei pei yan tui lar! Gum toh Fai Wah Lei Kong " . Justify and tell me please. ISSIT WRONG TO TALK CRAP???? i know you bloody bastards will say yes =.=" so screw it.. haha
* Daydreamer - Wet dreams too.
* Friendly - *winks* leng lui, ho boh? Ai jadi kawan mah?
* Knows how to make friends - Nope. I just know how to irritate them with my comments and feed them with shit load of craps that could last the whole day.
* Abiding - I'm a rebel. 'Nuff said
* Easily hurt - Oh yes...you hurt me real bad alright...See this deep scar? Never healed never will be . I'm just as fragile as you are.
* Prone to getting colds - Craving for some delicious homemade wan tans in the morning? Come and find me.
* Loves to dress up - I don't dress to impress, I dress to kill =P But failed in so many attempts. Ceh , nobody to kill oso lar...
* Easily bored - Yalor. Everything oso sien. Work sien. Go home sien. Want go shopping, sien. No money sien. Tar fei kei , sien.The only 1 thing not sien, DOTA!
* Fussy - I'm not pussy ok, i mean fussy ! I love everything except cucumber, inconsiderate Malaysians, Singaporeans who hates Malaysian, fussy customers and arrogant pricks who thinks they are so godlike in this world. Go fug urself and if i can , i would shove my 5 tiny lil toes and my feet up your bloody ass.
* Seldom show emotions - Build a wall so thick, noone can penetrate. I left a small room if i ever need company. I'll spill the beans once i'm in the mood.
* Takes time to recover when hurt - Still counting the days ....
* Brand conscious - I don't wear pasar malam tai foo , or pirated goods like Georgio Airmani or Kuccit. Whatever that's bought from a decent shop, i'll wear it.
* Executive - Eh? Apa executive? i got executive chair at home lar.
* Stubborn - Bite me.
* Those who loves me are enemies - Those who loves me, of course i love them oso lar. Siow ar love your enemy? Sayang enemies can lar, not love please..damn gay.
* Those who hates me are friends - Those who hates me please tell me, i want to know who you are. I bring parang to your house and ask ur mommy and daddy why they born you to hate me ar...knnccb !@#$%^& =D
This post abit long hoh, but what to do, I'm part of the wonderful June babies mah...pai seh pai seh, so leng chai and so many cock story to tell.
To all those people who are born in the month of June, aren't we similiar in 1 way or another. No matter what they say about us, whether its bad , good or both, we are special in our own way. Ignore all the bad remarks and take the good 1's of course. Cheers
14th June babies that i know; Junie, Danni , Winnie , Zaffri (They all end with 'i' at the back =/ )
My new name ; Alvinie <-----fucking homo name =.='
Don't care lar, we rox!!! Woohoo
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Two Choices
WARNING: It's gonna be another emo rant , so bare with me ... =D
Looking back at history is never a good sight. It may be bad, it may be sweet , it may be a walk in the park or it may just be another fuck up day, regardless of whatever the outcome is , the reality of it; there's nothing that you can do to change what's already been done.
History has taken its toll, you have to live with it. It's a simple rule that you have to obey to move on.
On Tuesday, a dear friend of mine was on a major low, a defenceless state where he was so vulnerable that he could just give up on everything. I felt him. I knew what he had gone through because i went through it before. The mind plays trick on ya all the time. You can't think straight, you lose all your senses. You made a wall so thick , not even a nuclear bomb could penetrate. Isolating from the real world seems like an option. An option to resolve the pain, the misery and the suffering that you have to go through ALONE. You thought that sharing your problems will only burden others , will make things worst instead of solving it.
That my friend, is WRONG!
It's not ok to feel that way. Never in this lifetime.
You know the wall that you built? Please leave a hole big enough for us to come in. We came knocking on the wall when we heard your problems. We came unprepared just like what hit you.
No harm letting us in and share whats within the wall. It's ok, everything WILL be alright.
Friends is all about lifting you up again and hoping that you would stand on your feet once more.
We don't want to see you in that state, it breaks our heart to see a different person that we used to hang out with. It ain't easy to work things out the way we want it to be, but sometimes you just have to let things go to get things back. You set a bird free, another bird might just appear again the very next day. *ok it's a bad example i know =.=" * Sounds like a deja vu to me.
Group hug everybody.....*hugs* funny when oak said this but noone actually did it. =P
Glad you are alright now , and hope to see you more in our dota sessions...
To end the rant for today, i got something from my work mail and i would love to share it with you guys; *if you guys read it before READ it again. *
You Have Two Choices
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant . He is always in a good mood.
When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:
"If i were any better, i would be twins!"
Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,
so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.
Why?
Because Jerry was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him :
"I don't get it, No one can be a positive person all the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.
I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."
"But it's not always that easy," I protested.
"Yes it is," Jerry said.
"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.
You choose how you react to situations.
You choose how people will affect your mood.
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.
It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,
I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.
He left the back door of his restaurant open
And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.
While Jerry trying to open the safe box, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination.
The robbers panicked and shot him.
Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.…
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.
When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.
"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared" I asked?
Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.
But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man. I knew I needed to take action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."
'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.
Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.
I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.
The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you –
is your attitude,
so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.
The end.
I know its a bit long, so dont be a lazy bum, just read it ... and to the Jerry i know, this story so happen to have your name on it and i'm too lazy too change it. So, no hard feelings, you are a hero in the story...
Looking back at history is never a good sight. It may be bad, it may be sweet , it may be a walk in the park or it may just be another fuck up day, regardless of whatever the outcome is , the reality of it; there's nothing that you can do to change what's already been done.
History has taken its toll, you have to live with it. It's a simple rule that you have to obey to move on.
On Tuesday, a dear friend of mine was on a major low, a defenceless state where he was so vulnerable that he could just give up on everything. I felt him. I knew what he had gone through because i went through it before. The mind plays trick on ya all the time. You can't think straight, you lose all your senses. You made a wall so thick , not even a nuclear bomb could penetrate. Isolating from the real world seems like an option. An option to resolve the pain, the misery and the suffering that you have to go through ALONE. You thought that sharing your problems will only burden others , will make things worst instead of solving it.
That my friend, is WRONG!
It's not ok to feel that way. Never in this lifetime.
You know the wall that you built? Please leave a hole big enough for us to come in. We came knocking on the wall when we heard your problems. We came unprepared just like what hit you.
No harm letting us in and share whats within the wall. It's ok, everything WILL be alright.
Friends is all about lifting you up again and hoping that you would stand on your feet once more.
We don't want to see you in that state, it breaks our heart to see a different person that we used to hang out with. It ain't easy to work things out the way we want it to be, but sometimes you just have to let things go to get things back. You set a bird free, another bird might just appear again the very next day. *ok it's a bad example i know =.=" * Sounds like a deja vu to me.
Group hug everybody.....*hugs* funny when oak said this but noone actually did it. =P
Glad you are alright now , and hope to see you more in our dota sessions...
To end the rant for today, i got something from my work mail and i would love to share it with you guys; *if you guys read it before READ it again. *
You Have Two Choices
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant . He is always in a good mood.
When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply:
"If i were any better, i would be twins!"
Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he changed jobs,
so they could follow him around from restaurant to restaurant.
Why?
Because Jerry was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was always there telling him how to look on the positive side of the situation.
Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him :
"I don't get it, No one can be a positive person all the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, I have two choices today. I can choose to be in a good mood or I can choose to be in a bad mood.
I always choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be victim or I can choose to learn from it. I always choose to learn from it.
Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I always choose the positive side of life."
"But it's not always that easy," I protested.
"Yes it is," Jerry said.
"Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk every situation is a choice.
You choose how you react to situations.
You choose how people will affect your mood.
You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood.
It's your choice how you live your life."
Several years later,
I heard that Jerry accidentally did something you are never supposed to do in the restaurant business.
He left the back door of his restaurant open
And then in the morning, he was robbed by three armed men.
While Jerry trying to open the safe box, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination.
The robbers panicked and shot him.
Luckily, Jerry was found quickly and rushed to the hospital.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.…
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident.
When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Want to see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his mind as the robbery took place.
"The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied.
"Then, after they shot me, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared" I asked?
Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine.
But when they wheeled me into the Emergency Room and I saw the expression on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared.
In their eyes, I read 'He's a dead man. I knew I needed to take action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything."
'Yes,' to bullets, I replied.
Over their laughter, I told them: "I am choosing to live. Please operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."
"Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude.
I learned from him that every day you have the choice to either enjoy your life or to hate it.
The only thing that is truly yours - that no one can control or take from you –
is your attitude,
so if you can take care of that, everything else in life becomes much easier.
The end.
I know its a bit long, so dont be a lazy bum, just read it ... and to the Jerry i know, this story so happen to have your name on it and i'm too lazy too change it. So, no hard feelings, you are a hero in the story...
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
HATE THIS CRAP
Guys will always be guys.
Never underestimate a man's heart for we might be just as vulnerable as you are.
Never doubt our capabilities for we will show you what we can achieve by just putting in some effort.
Never think we might not cry for you for we will weep inside our heart for years to come.
Never say we are heartless for we might just give up on everything just to make you happy.
Never assume we don't like you for we might end up losing our sanity not having you this lifetime.
1 of the scariest thing to read in the morning is someone who writes a will and saying thank you to their beloved ones. I hate that stuffs ok! Don't write those craps again anymore or i will personally brain wash your filthy polluted mind. Everything can be solved , one way or the other. Open up and find your burden shared among those who cared about you. I CAN 100% guarantee no friend will ever say "Fuck OFF" when you are having trouble. Admit it, nobody can hide or run away from their troubles. How long can you avoid? how long can you seperate yourself from reality? Think about it.
SO, DO NOT FUCKING SCARE ME AGAIN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT SUICIDING !
ok, bye now, too tension today..
call me when u need help. i'll gladly help you.
ps: you wake me up and ask me go weewee, ill rape you ! other than that, its ok..
Never underestimate a man's heart for we might be just as vulnerable as you are.
Never doubt our capabilities for we will show you what we can achieve by just putting in some effort.
Never think we might not cry for you for we will weep inside our heart for years to come.
Never say we are heartless for we might just give up on everything just to make you happy.
Never assume we don't like you for we might end up losing our sanity not having you this lifetime.
1 of the scariest thing to read in the morning is someone who writes a will and saying thank you to their beloved ones. I hate that stuffs ok! Don't write those craps again anymore or i will personally brain wash your filthy polluted mind. Everything can be solved , one way or the other. Open up and find your burden shared among those who cared about you. I CAN 100% guarantee no friend will ever say "Fuck OFF" when you are having trouble. Admit it, nobody can hide or run away from their troubles. How long can you avoid? how long can you seperate yourself from reality? Think about it.
SO, DO NOT FUCKING SCARE ME AGAIN WITH YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT SUICIDING !
ok, bye now, too tension today..
call me when u need help. i'll gladly help you.
ps: you wake me up and ask me go weewee, ill rape you ! other than that, its ok..
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Me me - 5 things.
Tagged again by mofo julian who promised us dinner yesterday but ffk instead =.=" .
Anyway,
Ten Years Ago I was...
I was a naive looking boy who was shorter than most of his devil compatriot and had a karipap hairstyle for school days. I was adored not only by my cute looks but my innocent looks as well. *ahem ahem*.
5 years ago I was...
Started out my journey to a world without uniform when i attended Taylors for S.A.M, looking for clues of what i'll be doing for the rest of my life. The adventure started off brightly and had a few bumps in-between. Losing some sense of reality and begin a rebelious life with friends and family. Oh well, Taylors was the best year of my college life, it was more like a honeymoon year; no worries, no pressures ,no boundaries; just plain old me. *remembers sitting under the stairs to peep at hmmm * =P *piak piak*.
1 year ago I was...
Bitching about improving my daily life. Not going to cybercafe. *fail miserably* Get a decent gf and stops my mom from nagging *ah chai ,gei si tai yat ko leng lui bei ah ma tai ar?* Choi lei de soh.
Yesterday I was...
Catching up with them at Darul's after work, talking about who will end up in Hell playing dota first. Waihang was the first to go with his back-stabbing skills =P.
I enjoy...
Molten Chocolate cake.
Burger king French chicken.
Jalan Telawi Pan Mee
Haagen Daz's Rum and Raisins
Baskin Robbin's Chocolate Blast
5 Songs I Know All the Words to...
On Fire-Switchfoot
Untitled-Simple Plan
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
Look What You've Done- Jetz
Always- Bon Jovi
5 things I would do with a 100 Million splurges...
Buy shares in Microsoft.
Buy shares in Manchester United
Buy myself an island.
Buy myself an aeroplane.
Be the first chinese banana to fly to the moon.
5 Bad Habits...
Not making my bed after sleep.
Oversleeping like a pig.
Keep saying "I'm Hungry". *fuckers =.=*
Asking stupid questions.
Giving stupid remarks.
5 Biggest Joys...
Being with my friends.
Looking at my bank account in the beginning of the month,
Mom cooks favvy food.
Car keys.
Getting godlike.
5 Favourite Toys...
Transformers
Lego
G.I. JOE
My old Game-boy
My joystick.
5 Things I Would Never Wear...
Tight fitting gay ass shirt.
Bling blings
G-Strings
Woman's Clothes
La Ba Fu a.k.a Seluar Loceng *as wored by ah bengs*
5 Favourite TV Shows...
That 70's show.
Smallville
Bleach
Everybody Loves Raymond
Amazing Race
5 Fictional Characters I Would Date...
Tifa Lockheart
Rei Ayanami
Orihime Inoue
Tifa Lockheart
Hyuuga Hinata
5 Celebrities I Wanna Date...
Sarah Tan
Jeon Ji Hyun
Sonija Kwok
Jessica Alba
Cecilia Cheung
I don't want to tag anyone.. Let's just end here. =P
Anyway,
Ten Years Ago I was...
I was a naive looking boy who was shorter than most of his devil compatriot and had a karipap hairstyle for school days. I was adored not only by my cute looks but my innocent looks as well. *ahem ahem*.
5 years ago I was...
Started out my journey to a world without uniform when i attended Taylors for S.A.M, looking for clues of what i'll be doing for the rest of my life. The adventure started off brightly and had a few bumps in-between. Losing some sense of reality and begin a rebelious life with friends and family. Oh well, Taylors was the best year of my college life, it was more like a honeymoon year; no worries, no pressures ,no boundaries; just plain old me. *remembers sitting under the stairs to peep at hmmm * =P *piak piak*.
1 year ago I was...
Bitching about improving my daily life. Not going to cybercafe. *fail miserably* Get a decent gf and stops my mom from nagging *ah chai ,gei si tai yat ko leng lui bei ah ma tai ar?* Choi lei de soh.
Yesterday I was...
Catching up with them at Darul's after work, talking about who will end up in Hell playing dota first. Waihang was the first to go with his back-stabbing skills =P.
I enjoy...
Molten Chocolate cake.
Burger king French chicken.
Jalan Telawi Pan Mee
Haagen Daz's Rum and Raisins
Baskin Robbin's Chocolate Blast
5 Songs I Know All the Words to...
On Fire-Switchfoot
Untitled-Simple Plan
You're Beautiful- James Blunt
Look What You've Done- Jetz
Always- Bon Jovi
5 things I would do with a 100 Million splurges...
Buy shares in Microsoft.
Buy shares in Manchester United
Buy myself an island.
Buy myself an aeroplane.
Be the first chinese banana to fly to the moon.
5 Bad Habits...
Not making my bed after sleep.
Oversleeping like a pig.
Keep saying "I'm Hungry". *fuckers =.=*
Asking stupid questions.
Giving stupid remarks.
5 Biggest Joys...
Being with my friends.
Looking at my bank account in the beginning of the month,
Mom cooks favvy food.
Car keys.
Getting godlike.
5 Favourite Toys...
Transformers
Lego
G.I. JOE
My old Game-boy
My joystick.
5 Things I Would Never Wear...
Tight fitting gay ass shirt.
Bling blings
G-Strings
Woman's Clothes
La Ba Fu a.k.a Seluar Loceng *as wored by ah bengs*
5 Favourite TV Shows...
That 70's show.
Smallville
Bleach
Everybody Loves Raymond
Amazing Race
5 Fictional Characters I Would Date...
Tifa Lockheart
Rei Ayanami
Orihime Inoue
Tifa Lockheart
Hyuuga Hinata
5 Celebrities I Wanna Date...
Sarah Tan
Jeon Ji Hyun
Sonija Kwok
Jessica Alba
Cecilia Cheung
I don't want to tag anyone.. Let's just end here. =P
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Recap~
Greetings earthlings...
It's gonna be a weekly routine where i will just update my blog, so dont bother checking every single day like a mindless nolife blogder like me who stalks on other people's blog. =P
I'm bored at work right now so i just feed myself with rants and random pictures. When i'm not bored ill be too stressed up with my fucked up job. Life's a biatch and tell me about it.
Last week was way too cool to forget.First off, the whole group celebrated 2 mofos birthday in Decanters, Sri Hartamas on Friday.Yes Kw and Julian , you are officially old bastards! Too bad we failed miserably on making the both of you drunk , sober and prolly attempt to hug each 1 another like a fag. Anyhow, elicia was wasted instead. How often do you see a girl drunk and floats like a water balloon. That indeed was priceless. Muahahah , elicia if you are reading this, W-A-S-T-E-D! Oak was a goner too. Shuffling teddy bear is so amusing to watch. Awww so cute, ..................*my ass*.
I think the killer game that we played wasn't the traditional thumbmasta but the 'dice game' instead. Rounds after rounds, those guy drank beer like they are sipping on water. Blame it on the girl name 'Irene' who disguises herself as a sweet looking chick but with the mind of a devil >=D. You know lar guys mah, where can lose to girl, so they decided to raise the bets and try to make her drunk. Backfire dudes, you guys ended up being the losers! Luckily for me, i had to work the very next morning, so i'm exempted from the games. *phew* . The turning point that made me crack off laughing was when all of them had no more drinks left, so they poured all the remaining god knows what's left over on the cups and mixed it all together in 1 cup. Seems like it tastes like shit. Sohais. =P
Anyway...the next day, drag myself to work at 6.30 in the morning and it feels like shit. Every minute ticks , drains part of my soul away on Saturday morning. Too tired to do anything on that day. Body aching, black eye bags and mild fever controlled every part of my body. Sad but true . I'm weak =(. During the night, i fed mosquitoes in Pan Bakery with my sweet blood. I wasn't dirty like what Tek said, i just fucking bath before i came out. And it's not the face problem as well cos i'm *ahem* better looking than him *cough*. Next, went to A&W, had a float and laughed like nobody's business. There were people trying to concentrate on their studies the next table, but instead of being considerate, we just LOL and make silly jokes. This girl in particular closed her ears and made some muka sepuluh sen. If you want to study leh, go to a place called LIBRARY! Not a FASTFOOD RESTAURANT. lamer.
On Monday, went out the whole day from morning till night. My off-day was spent amazingly interesting by teman-ing Tubby to the Pejabat Pendaftaran Negara. He wanted to take his IC and was too pussy to go alone, so he dragged me along. =P We got lost somewhere in Shah Alam trying to reach our destination, how ironic?
Lunch was great. I had like 3 meals within the lunch period and i was fucking thirsty the whole day. In the evening, went to this survey thingy for an advertising company in Damansara. Tek was too pussy too on that day so decided to drag me along. Why is everyone feeling pussy on Monday except for me of course. Anyway, it was nice. Guess what, we lost our way to Damansara as well. Hahaha typical guys hoh.
EVeryday is a Dota day...I don't know what we'll do without dota. Prolly hit aeroplane at home or let ppl push the whole day. Sigh~
Hou lan Sien ar.!
ps:In case you guys don't know, Tek actually sings along whenever he hears a backstreet boy's song. EEyeeyeeyeeeewwwwwwwwwww
FAG!
=P
ciows
It's gonna be a weekly routine where i will just update my blog, so dont bother checking every single day like a mindless nolife blogder like me who stalks on other people's blog. =P
I'm bored at work right now so i just feed myself with rants and random pictures. When i'm not bored ill be too stressed up with my fucked up job. Life's a biatch and tell me about it.
Last week was way too cool to forget.First off, the whole group celebrated 2 mofos birthday in Decanters, Sri Hartamas on Friday.Yes Kw and Julian , you are officially old bastards! Too bad we failed miserably on making the both of you drunk , sober and prolly attempt to hug each 1 another like a fag. Anyhow, elicia was wasted instead. How often do you see a girl drunk and floats like a water balloon. That indeed was priceless. Muahahah , elicia if you are reading this, W-A-S-T-E-D! Oak was a goner too. Shuffling teddy bear is so amusing to watch. Awww so cute, ..................*my ass*.
I think the killer game that we played wasn't the traditional thumbmasta but the 'dice game' instead. Rounds after rounds, those guy drank beer like they are sipping on water. Blame it on the girl name 'Irene' who disguises herself as a sweet looking chick but with the mind of a devil >=D. You know lar guys mah, where can lose to girl, so they decided to raise the bets and try to make her drunk. Backfire dudes, you guys ended up being the losers! Luckily for me, i had to work the very next morning, so i'm exempted from the games. *phew* . The turning point that made me crack off laughing was when all of them had no more drinks left, so they poured all the remaining god knows what's left over on the cups and mixed it all together in 1 cup. Seems like it tastes like shit. Sohais. =P
Anyway...the next day, drag myself to work at 6.30 in the morning and it feels like shit. Every minute ticks , drains part of my soul away on Saturday morning. Too tired to do anything on that day. Body aching, black eye bags and mild fever controlled every part of my body. Sad but true . I'm weak =(. During the night, i fed mosquitoes in Pan Bakery with my sweet blood. I wasn't dirty like what Tek said, i just fucking bath before i came out. And it's not the face problem as well cos i'm *ahem* better looking than him *cough*. Next, went to A&W, had a float and laughed like nobody's business. There were people trying to concentrate on their studies the next table, but instead of being considerate, we just LOL and make silly jokes. This girl in particular closed her ears and made some muka sepuluh sen. If you want to study leh, go to a place called LIBRARY! Not a FASTFOOD RESTAURANT. lamer.
On Monday, went out the whole day from morning till night. My off-day was spent amazingly interesting by teman-ing Tubby to the Pejabat Pendaftaran Negara. He wanted to take his IC and was too pussy to go alone, so he dragged me along. =P We got lost somewhere in Shah Alam trying to reach our destination, how ironic?
Lunch was great. I had like 3 meals within the lunch period and i was fucking thirsty the whole day. In the evening, went to this survey thingy for an advertising company in Damansara. Tek was too pussy too on that day so decided to drag me along. Why is everyone feeling pussy on Monday except for me of course. Anyway, it was nice. Guess what, we lost our way to Damansara as well. Hahaha typical guys hoh.
EVeryday is a Dota day...I don't know what we'll do without dota. Prolly hit aeroplane at home or let ppl push the whole day. Sigh~
Hou lan Sien ar.!
ps:In case you guys don't know, Tek actually sings along whenever he hears a backstreet boy's song. EEyeeyeeyeeeewwwwwwwwwww
FAG!
=P
ciows
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Sien Kao Jor~
Ho sien ar!!!!
Working on holidays is the worst feeling ever! EVER!
Sien like fuck, my mind wanders away all the time thinking about those sohems who are enjoying their holiday playing dota , owning some chicky's ass , kap'ing lui in mamak stall while I'm on the chair answering PMS calls from customers in OZ. GRRR!! Tinnnn Arrr , Gou Meng ar!!!
I'm hungry, i'm freaking tired and i'm in no bloody mood of entertaining illiterate customer who knows shit about computer.
I know i've been a bad boy for these past few weeks, not updating the blog. I was kindda lazy in 1 way. I love reading other people's blog though. I really need to get a digi-cam so i can take naked pictures of myself *ahem* and erm take photos of people =P. A blog is so dull without pictures in it, don't you think so? I'll prolly get a card size camera with canggih features and big-big LCD screen so a blind cock like me would be able to see what i actually took. Soon, soon, we will have pictures in my blog. Weeee~ (sohlou)
Hmm let's see what i can recap;
Pit Stop party was cancelled due to the passing of our first lady , the late Dato' Seri Datin Paduka Endon binte Mahmood. Sad but true. Breast cancer is 1 major threat to women. EXAMINE your breast ladies !!! Early prevention is the best precaution. Call me if you want me to feel your bonggol . (J/k).Hey, at least you don't have to look at the mirror and whine about getting a breast enlargement. You have my smooth delicate hands as your tool >.<. *pi pak , pi pak* PERVERT!
Anyway....
Today marks the end of fasting month. No more cold roti jala, soggy roti john, nasi kerabu served in saucer pan, otak-otak ,ayam percik (more like ayam kecik cos is so dam small), 2 bucks murtabak and kebab for another year =(. boohoo. It's so convenient to just walk down to the stalls when i'm hungry and just go shopping for food. Ramadhan stalls are the powerness. This year however, sad to say, along the stalls there are people actually begging for money.
Yea, sien kao jor...this joker, sets up his donation booth right in the middle of the road. Blind man walk pass sure langgar the pole. I mean, come on, i know Malaysians are caring and generous society, but please at least do it in a proper way. NOT in the middle of the freaking road where people are walking and definitely NOT setting up 3 booths on the same road to remind people just in case they miss the first booth, there are still 2 more boots that you can donate your money. Sadly to say, i don't trust all this shit. So what if you have all those certificates stating that you are doing it for charity and everything is genuine. It's kanasai for me. If i want to donate, i'll go straight to the temple and donate. Not donating a damn cent to you mofos and ending up with all those money being used to buy drugs or funds for your kiu kai sessions.
Ahh lazy liow, too much crap.
Going yumcha..and just wanna take this opportunity to wish my fellow friends,
Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya.
Cheers.
ps: invite me for open house and bring me murukus .
Working on holidays is the worst feeling ever! EVER!
Sien like fuck, my mind wanders away all the time thinking about those sohems who are enjoying their holiday playing dota , owning some chicky's ass , kap'ing lui in mamak stall while I'm on the chair answering PMS calls from customers in OZ. GRRR!! Tinnnn Arrr , Gou Meng ar!!!
I'm hungry, i'm freaking tired and i'm in no bloody mood of entertaining illiterate customer who knows shit about computer.
I know i've been a bad boy for these past few weeks, not updating the blog. I was kindda lazy in 1 way. I love reading other people's blog though. I really need to get a digi-cam so i can take naked pictures of myself *ahem* and erm take photos of people =P. A blog is so dull without pictures in it, don't you think so? I'll prolly get a card size camera with canggih features and big-big LCD screen so a blind cock like me would be able to see what i actually took. Soon, soon, we will have pictures in my blog. Weeee~ (sohlou)
Hmm let's see what i can recap;
Pit Stop party was cancelled due to the passing of our first lady , the late Dato' Seri Datin Paduka Endon binte Mahmood. Sad but true. Breast cancer is 1 major threat to women. EXAMINE your breast ladies !!! Early prevention is the best precaution. Call me if you want me to feel your bonggol . (J/k).Hey, at least you don't have to look at the mirror and whine about getting a breast enlargement. You have my smooth delicate hands as your tool >.<. *pi pak , pi pak* PERVERT!
Anyway....
Today marks the end of fasting month. No more cold roti jala, soggy roti john, nasi kerabu served in saucer pan, otak-otak ,ayam percik (more like ayam kecik cos is so dam small), 2 bucks murtabak and kebab for another year =(. boohoo. It's so convenient to just walk down to the stalls when i'm hungry and just go shopping for food. Ramadhan stalls are the powerness. This year however, sad to say, along the stalls there are people actually begging for money.
Yea, sien kao jor...this joker, sets up his donation booth right in the middle of the road. Blind man walk pass sure langgar the pole. I mean, come on, i know Malaysians are caring and generous society, but please at least do it in a proper way. NOT in the middle of the freaking road where people are walking and definitely NOT setting up 3 booths on the same road to remind people just in case they miss the first booth, there are still 2 more boots that you can donate your money. Sadly to say, i don't trust all this shit. So what if you have all those certificates stating that you are doing it for charity and everything is genuine. It's kanasai for me. If i want to donate, i'll go straight to the temple and donate. Not donating a damn cent to you mofos and ending up with all those money being used to buy drugs or funds for your kiu kai sessions.
Ahh lazy liow, too much crap.
Going yumcha..and just wanna take this opportunity to wish my fellow friends,
Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya.
Cheers.
ps: invite me for open house and bring me murukus .
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Music yesh!
Me ish a happy blogder.. Lazy to blog lar...
btw, look what i found!
low quality versionhttp://nubcrushers.com/songs/Devils%20Urethra%20-%20DotA%20(High%20Quality).mp3
The lyrics :
The Shaman and Fletcher, they have many stories,
These are their adventures, in all of their glory,
One has a rough texture, the other's a stoner,
One is a collector, the other's a boner,
They both smoke the nectar, they're bothnever sober,
They travel together, searching out donors
If theres ever a war, they're first to tackle,
Rhasta drops a few wards, and then he casts his shackles,
Clinkz shoots arrows galore, with fire they crackle,
Adding stats to their core, right after the battle
When he shoots forked lightning, you're fried to a crisp,
His voodoo is frightning, turning you into a fish,
While you're busy grinding, he's already filthy rich,
His senses are heightened, cuz his doctor's a witch. (Pass the peace pipe - Tauren chieftan)
If you choose to use some lame magic,
Clinkz'll shoot his diffusal blade at it,
His arrows now imbued with a blue static,
A weapons thats been proven to rape laggots,
Whenever you start losin you throw a fit,
That's why I'm boozin when I scroll and click, (BURP, sorry! -Pandaren-)
There's a hero I pick when I'm bored of Clinkz,
I choose Mortred with her shadow strike and blink
and it's so sick with my crystalys /
I can fit two crits into a single hit /
Flip the switch and then im infinite /
Flick my wrist and I blink so swift /
Careful with all that wealth ya grabbin tho /
I hit you with my stealth assassin's blow /
Crit you, kill you, and take half your dough /
Then you say you couldn't see my shadow /
That's the concept, leave if you're losing /
That's such nonsense, what the F are you doing?!
[chorus]
To keep it up, I got a lot to do
just like the pandaren's got lots to brew /
how would you feel if someone shot at you? /
Naga What? Naga Who? /
As you get the drilled, the tables are turning /
I got the will, inner fire is burning /
I got the skills while you're still busy learning /
I get more kills than dota has versions /
When I play, I just can't budge /
Cuz I'm hooked, like getting ganked by pudge /
And I thirst, I got that lust for blood /
It's not just a game, it's also a drug /
[chorus]
---------------owned------------------
=p
btw, look what i found!
low quality versionhttp://nubcrushers.com/songs/Devils%20Urethra%20-%20DotA%20(High%20Quality).mp3
The lyrics :
The Shaman and Fletcher, they have many stories,
These are their adventures, in all of their glory,
One has a rough texture, the other's a stoner,
One is a collector, the other's a boner,
They both smoke the nectar, they're bothnever sober,
They travel together, searching out donors
If theres ever a war, they're first to tackle,
Rhasta drops a few wards, and then he casts his shackles,
Clinkz shoots arrows galore, with fire they crackle,
Adding stats to their core, right after the battle
When he shoots forked lightning, you're fried to a crisp,
His voodoo is frightning, turning you into a fish,
While you're busy grinding, he's already filthy rich,
His senses are heightened, cuz his doctor's a witch. (Pass the peace pipe - Tauren chieftan)
If you choose to use some lame magic,
Clinkz'll shoot his diffusal blade at it,
His arrows now imbued with a blue static,
A weapons thats been proven to rape laggots,
Whenever you start losin you throw a fit,
That's why I'm boozin when I scroll and click, (BURP, sorry! -Pandaren-)
There's a hero I pick when I'm bored of Clinkz,
I choose Mortred with her shadow strike and blink
and it's so sick with my crystalys /
I can fit two crits into a single hit /
Flip the switch and then im infinite /
Flick my wrist and I blink so swift /
Careful with all that wealth ya grabbin tho /
I hit you with my stealth assassin's blow /
Crit you, kill you, and take half your dough /
Then you say you couldn't see my shadow /
That's the concept, leave if you're losing /
That's such nonsense, what the F are you doing?!
[chorus]
To keep it up, I got a lot to do
just like the pandaren's got lots to brew /
how would you feel if someone shot at you? /
Naga What? Naga Who? /
As you get the drilled, the tables are turning /
I got the will, inner fire is burning /
I got the skills while you're still busy learning /
I get more kills than dota has versions /
When I play, I just can't budge /
Cuz I'm hooked, like getting ganked by pudge /
And I thirst, I got that lust for blood /
It's not just a game, it's also a drug /
[chorus]
---------------owned------------------
=p
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Hoi!~~~
My daily talks...
Morning:
Mom: Vin ! hei san ar! ngan jor lor ! tai lei lar, cham man mm kam yun fun, yee kah jau hak ngan fan...sei chai pao
Translates ( wake up ar, late already lor , see you lar, yesterday night dont want to sleep, now pulak sleepy ....Dont want to translate the last part)
Me: *Grumbles* and goes back to sleep.*
Driving to Work:
Me: Lalalala *singing* (no conversation cos i drive alone! )
At Work :
Me: Welcome to Mcafee Bla bla bla ...
Customer: Mcafee Sucks!!! Norton Rules!!! F**k Mcafee!!!!
Me: ... *sweats*
Customer: toot toot toot toot toot *hangs up phone*.
Me: Oi 'karper suni'. (Means Black Cock in Indian)
Colleagues : Bloody cina , apa suni suni knnccb (btw, my colleagues are mostly indian ) *laughs*
Me: Hehe macha, relax ya.. *laughs*.
At night :
Phone Conversation
Me: Yup?
Friend 1: GODLIKE!!!
Me: ... *sweats* . What time?
Friend 1: Coming now. Ciow
Me:... *sweat no.2*
2nd Home aka globalnet
WARNING: COMPUTER TERMS ARE USED IN THE FOLLOWING LINE. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUESS WHAT? .................................NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
Morons (including me) : Muahahahahah damn noob lar you ;Like chicken only ; Wah full liow, dont feed lor; Buffet sial, hou pao ar!!!!!
Oi knnccb, why kill me; jibai you ; Kap PC ar pokai? Zzzzz Please dont kill me art ; I 'm not sending you home !
Yumcha Sessions:
Conversation no.1
Note: the conversations below are in cantonese.
Moron 1: art, this friday are you going?
Me : Go where?
Moron 1: GO DIE LAR !!
Me: ..... *raise his fist*
Moron + Me: Hahahahhahahahaha
Conversation no.2
Moron 2: art, take already or not?
Me: Take what?
Moron 2: Take F*ck lar!
Me: ...
As you can see, my conversation througout the day is either non-constructive or plain just plain dumb. I swear like nobody's business and i dont give a flying fuck about it , so SUE ME!
Great friends i have, god damn proud to have them! =P
CHEERS!
Morning:
Mom: Vin ! hei san ar! ngan jor lor ! tai lei lar, cham man mm kam yun fun, yee kah jau hak ngan fan...sei chai pao
Translates ( wake up ar, late already lor , see you lar, yesterday night dont want to sleep, now pulak sleepy ....Dont want to translate the last part)
Me: *Grumbles* and goes back to sleep.*
Driving to Work:
Me: Lalalala *singing* (no conversation cos i drive alone! )
At Work :
Me: Welcome to Mcafee Bla bla bla ...
Customer: Mcafee Sucks!!! Norton Rules!!! F**k Mcafee!!!!
Me: ... *sweats*
Customer: toot toot toot toot toot *hangs up phone*.
Me: Oi 'karper suni'. (Means Black Cock in Indian)
Colleagues : Bloody cina , apa suni suni knnccb (btw, my colleagues are mostly indian ) *laughs*
Me: Hehe macha, relax ya.. *laughs*.
At night :
Phone Conversation
Me: Yup?
Friend 1: GODLIKE!!!
Me: ... *sweats* . What time?
Friend 1: Coming now. Ciow
Me:... *sweat no.2*
2nd Home aka globalnet
WARNING: COMPUTER TERMS ARE USED IN THE FOLLOWING LINE. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUESS WHAT? .................................NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
Morons (including me) : Muahahahahah damn noob lar you ;Like chicken only ; Wah full liow, dont feed lor; Buffet sial, hou pao ar!!!!!
Oi knnccb, why kill me; jibai you ; Kap PC ar pokai? Zzzzz Please dont kill me art ; I 'm not sending you home !
Yumcha Sessions:
Conversation no.1
Note: the conversations below are in cantonese.
Moron 1: art, this friday are you going?
Me : Go where?
Moron 1: GO DIE LAR !!
Me: ..... *raise his fist*
Moron + Me: Hahahahhahahahaha
Conversation no.2
Moron 2: art, take already or not?
Me: Take what?
Moron 2: Take F*ck lar!
Me: ...
As you can see, my conversation througout the day is either non-constructive or plain just plain dumb. I swear like nobody's business and i dont give a flying fuck about it , so SUE ME!
Great friends i have, god damn proud to have them! =P
CHEERS!
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Ideally~
Ideally,
She should be tall enough,charming and beautiful in my eyes. Drives the car sometimes. Doesn't want me to pay all the time. Don't persuade me to buy stuffs for her. Calls you at the right moment. Surprise you with gifts on normal days. A model's physique >=), dimples,sexy glasses (me like girls with glasses?not those geeky 1 lar). Calls you at night after droping her off just to make sure you're okay. Or if you're lucky, drops by at night to watch dvd with you when you can't sleep. Cooks for you when you are dead sick and makes your favourite dish just to show that she knows how to cook.
Foregoing all of the above, even more ideally, she ought to be sensitive. It's not that difficult really.She gotta have a high-low mood like 'Dharma'and have the urge to wear cheongsam to fulfill my fetish *slurps* >=D. Realise that arguments are normal. Dont compare and look at other couples for inspiration and role models. Be open to accept opinions and critics. Realise that co-existence means making efforts to understand that every individual is different, and that when you get hurt, he gets hurt too.
Ideally-lah. So far there's no ideal gal. As for men, our future lies in the hands of our wallet and our capabilities… yeah you know. Every human being is a dreamer. That very nature of ours, to dream, is embedded so far in… you can't help it really.
I dream... do you?
She should be tall enough,charming and beautiful in my eyes. Drives the car sometimes. Doesn't want me to pay all the time. Don't persuade me to buy stuffs for her. Calls you at the right moment. Surprise you with gifts on normal days. A model's physique >=), dimples,sexy glasses (me like girls with glasses?not those geeky 1 lar). Calls you at night after droping her off just to make sure you're okay. Or if you're lucky, drops by at night to watch dvd with you when you can't sleep. Cooks for you when you are dead sick and makes your favourite dish just to show that she knows how to cook.
Foregoing all of the above, even more ideally, she ought to be sensitive. It's not that difficult really.She gotta have a high-low mood like 'Dharma'and have the urge to wear cheongsam to fulfill my fetish *slurps* >=D. Realise that arguments are normal. Dont compare and look at other couples for inspiration and role models. Be open to accept opinions and critics. Realise that co-existence means making efforts to understand that every individual is different, and that when you get hurt, he gets hurt too.
Ideally-lah. So far there's no ideal gal. As for men, our future lies in the hands of our wallet and our capabilities… yeah you know. Every human being is a dreamer. That very nature of ours, to dream, is embedded so far in… you can't help it really.
I dream... do you?
Thursday, September 29, 2005
A big wtf~
Never had i lost so much blood in one night, never had i watch such 'fantastic' movie , never had i felt such regret on the 6 bucks i've just spent, never had i felt so blur in a movie trying to understand 4 different type of languages and never had i felt so ashame knowing that Stanley Tong is Chinese.
If you guys have too much money and don't know where to spent it, overloaded with blood and want to donate to the public, have a fresh new idea on what to call your love ones', or even want to belanja your old friend just for the sake of pissing him off , do go and watch "The Myth". The only credit for the movie is the bollywood actress who starred in the show. Jackie is 1 lucky bastard. Mallika Sherawat exercising in her outfit and the part where she wore the sari was basically the highlight of the movie for me. *slurps*
Big boing-boings are heavenly comfortable. =P
Headed to Tanjung in USJ after the movie, and guess what, i officially lost another half-litre of my blood!!! Poor me. =( Great job waiter in Tanjung , you just defined dudewhowantstobekickedintheass. My Maggie Goreng tasted like watery tasteless mee and we had to repeat Kensei's order of 'Teh Ais' a dozen times just to make sure the waiter gets it right. He kept saying tehaistehtarik? Bukan , 'TEH-AIS' lar . tehaistehtarik? *vomits blood*.
That practically sums up my bloody night out. If it wasn't for the jokes that keep me occupied, i prolly ended up in hospital with severe lost of blood. Laughing replenish your blood =p Muahahaha
Looking forward to the weekend once more but this time please come up with a brilliant plan so we dont have to stick in a room full of chickies. Been sick for several days and it feels like shit. There will be an event in Lim Kok Wing, something like battle of the band thingy. Prolly will pop by there tomorrow night if there really is nothing LEFT to do.
I present to you, my art ;
If you guys have too much money and don't know where to spent it, overloaded with blood and want to donate to the public, have a fresh new idea on what to call your love ones', or even want to belanja your old friend just for the sake of pissing him off , do go and watch "The Myth". The only credit for the movie is the bollywood actress who starred in the show. Jackie is 1 lucky bastard. Mallika Sherawat exercising in her outfit and the part where she wore the sari was basically the highlight of the movie for me. *slurps*
Big boing-boings are heavenly comfortable. =P
Headed to Tanjung in USJ after the movie, and guess what, i officially lost another half-litre of my blood!!! Poor me. =( Great job waiter in Tanjung , you just defined dudewhowantstobekickedintheass. My Maggie Goreng tasted like watery tasteless mee and we had to repeat Kensei's order of 'Teh Ais' a dozen times just to make sure the waiter gets it right. He kept saying tehaistehtarik? Bukan , 'TEH-AIS' lar . tehaistehtarik? *vomits blood*.
That practically sums up my bloody night out. If it wasn't for the jokes that keep me occupied, i prolly ended up in hospital with severe lost of blood. Laughing replenish your blood =p Muahahaha
Looking forward to the weekend once more but this time please come up with a brilliant plan so we dont have to stick in a room full of chickies. Been sick for several days and it feels like shit. There will be an event in Lim Kok Wing, something like battle of the band thingy. Prolly will pop by there tomorrow night if there really is nothing LEFT to do.
I present to you, my art ;
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
My MeMe~
I am a swimmer. I am a champion among my brothers.
I am that baby who made my mom and dad shed tears. I am that kid who knows how to go his way. I am the kid who owns a toy every weekend. I am the kid who only remembers his grandpa for the best satay he made and never heard from him since. I am that kid who knows no pain but knows everything about crying. I am that kid who grows up with strangers twice his age and still look up to them as brother.
I am that boy that dreams to know everyone but is shy to start knowing people. I am that boy who afraids of nothing except for the silent treatment. I am that boy who expose his weakness and doesnt learn from his mistakes. I am that son who has his mother's eyes and not her courage. I am that son who looks highly upon his father not for what he is but what he has been through. I am the son who knows the meaning of hardship by sharing the burden with them. I am that son who told them not to worry about the future but worry about where to go for holidays.
I am that friend who talks crap and try very hard to please everyone around him. I am that friend who knows what's right for himself and not follow blindly just because it's cool. I am that friend who advise them to think first before acting. I am that friend who is grateful to whoever considers him as a friend. I am that friend that remembers the sacrifices made regardless of whether it is significant or not. I am that friend who will try to help his friends to get what they want and not get in their way. I am that friend who holds no grudges and make no enemies. I am that friend who listens when he need to and talk when he needs to. I am that friend that will lend you a shoulder to cry on and tries very hard to make you forget what you are crying for. I am that friend who doesnt want to share his personal experience because he thinks it's his problem to solve because and doesn't want to burden the people around him.
I am that boy who thinks that living in the beach with his love one is the closest thing to being in heaven. I am that boy who thinks alot and crap alot as well. I am that boy who is scared to commit to relationship because he is afraid of losing someone once more. I am that boy who thinks breaking up is like losing a piece of the heart and it can never be healed. I am that boy who day dreams about 'what if' just to past time.I am that boy who wants to do extreme sports like bungee jumping and sky diving but doesn't want to do all by himself. I am that boy who believes that everything happens for a reason and karma do exists. I am that boy who is always afraid of what the future has to offer for him. I am that boy who hates making decisions and chose just to follow them.
I am the boy who thinks this MeMe is not about self-promoting, but to share it with people who are reading it. I am the boy who can't put all the MeMe's together because it will be quite long to complete it.
Here i am, I am what i am.
I am that baby who made my mom and dad shed tears. I am that kid who knows how to go his way. I am the kid who owns a toy every weekend. I am the kid who only remembers his grandpa for the best satay he made and never heard from him since. I am that kid who knows no pain but knows everything about crying. I am that kid who grows up with strangers twice his age and still look up to them as brother.
I am that boy that dreams to know everyone but is shy to start knowing people. I am that boy who afraids of nothing except for the silent treatment. I am that boy who expose his weakness and doesnt learn from his mistakes. I am that son who has his mother's eyes and not her courage. I am that son who looks highly upon his father not for what he is but what he has been through. I am the son who knows the meaning of hardship by sharing the burden with them. I am that son who told them not to worry about the future but worry about where to go for holidays.
I am that friend who talks crap and try very hard to please everyone around him. I am that friend who knows what's right for himself and not follow blindly just because it's cool. I am that friend who advise them to think first before acting. I am that friend who is grateful to whoever considers him as a friend. I am that friend that remembers the sacrifices made regardless of whether it is significant or not. I am that friend who will try to help his friends to get what they want and not get in their way. I am that friend who holds no grudges and make no enemies. I am that friend who listens when he need to and talk when he needs to. I am that friend that will lend you a shoulder to cry on and tries very hard to make you forget what you are crying for. I am that friend who doesnt want to share his personal experience because he thinks it's his problem to solve because and doesn't want to burden the people around him.
I am that boy who thinks that living in the beach with his love one is the closest thing to being in heaven. I am that boy who thinks alot and crap alot as well. I am that boy who is scared to commit to relationship because he is afraid of losing someone once more. I am that boy who thinks breaking up is like losing a piece of the heart and it can never be healed. I am that boy who day dreams about 'what if' just to past time.I am that boy who wants to do extreme sports like bungee jumping and sky diving but doesn't want to do all by himself. I am that boy who believes that everything happens for a reason and karma do exists. I am that boy who is always afraid of what the future has to offer for him. I am that boy who hates making decisions and chose just to follow them.
I am the boy who thinks this MeMe is not about self-promoting, but to share it with people who are reading it. I am the boy who can't put all the MeMe's together because it will be quite long to complete it.
Here i am, I am what i am.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
La la la~ WASTED!
No mood. Sien ar !!
Actually i had posted some freaking long post a few days back and i'm not as lazy as you all think i am ok! HOWEVER, after writing halfway, was rushing out of time and ended up in zouk. Bloody wasted, and when i got home, forgotten all about it and pop straight to bed. The next morning when i woke up, the post is gone! ! ! ! GONE ! ! My 1000 word essay about friendship is gone. KNNCCB !
woosa~woosa~woosa~ woosa~woosa~woosa.
Here i am on a Sunday evening barbeque-ing in office spying on other people's blog. Came across a few interesting blogs posted by typical Malaysians. Cracked me up so much i couldn't stop myself from laughing. Like a pak chi chai only.
Well my 3 off days was superb. Let me see, to sum it all up, here is what i did ;gain a few kgs eating like a barbarian, watched 'Cinderella Man' (bring tissue paper for this show if you have a heart of a mice) and 'Flight Plan' (If i get lost in a plane, my mom would prolly said,oh well, there goes my son >.< ), went to heaven awhile in Zouk, puke 4 bloody times, laughed by my dad for being a sober and lastly had a haircut of a schoolboy.
Bizarre huh? That's life babeh, hou lan yes ar!!!
Lessons to learn;
1.) Save your recent post on a notepad if you are going out.
2.) DO NOT WATCH a boxing movie next to someone who fetish on Boxing Anime.
3.) DO NOT SIT next to a guy who sobs over the death of Trinity in Matrix.
4.) Do not drink ice lemon tea given to you by a friend.
5.) Do not drink fake ice lemon tea which has alchohol on it.
6.) Do not say 'W-a-s-t-e-d' and making a 'W' sign with your fingers cos it makes you look pathetic.
7.) Do not hang out with guys who have LDS (lack of dota-syndrome).
That's all i can think of. time running out. Later only do tag lar . Cipet kensei tag me for what, still small meh.. nia bu
ps: for more photos of me being a santa claus , visit http://te2k.multiply.com/photos/album/20
DONT LAUGH =.=
Actually i had posted some freaking long post a few days back and i'm not as lazy as you all think i am ok! HOWEVER, after writing halfway, was rushing out of time and ended up in zouk. Bloody wasted, and when i got home, forgotten all about it and pop straight to bed. The next morning when i woke up, the post is gone! ! ! ! GONE ! ! My 1000 word essay about friendship is gone. KNNCCB !
woosa~woosa~woosa~ woosa~woosa~woosa.
Here i am on a Sunday evening barbeque-ing in office spying on other people's blog. Came across a few interesting blogs posted by typical Malaysians. Cracked me up so much i couldn't stop myself from laughing. Like a pak chi chai only.
Well my 3 off days was superb. Let me see, to sum it all up, here is what i did ;gain a few kgs eating like a barbarian, watched 'Cinderella Man' (bring tissue paper for this show if you have a heart of a mice) and 'Flight Plan' (If i get lost in a plane, my mom would prolly said,oh well, there goes my son >.< ), went to heaven awhile in Zouk, puke 4 bloody times, laughed by my dad for being a sober and lastly had a haircut of a schoolboy.
Bizarre huh? That's life babeh, hou lan yes ar!!!
Lessons to learn;
1.) Save your recent post on a notepad if you are going out.
2.) DO NOT WATCH a boxing movie next to someone who fetish on Boxing Anime.
3.) DO NOT SIT next to a guy who sobs over the death of Trinity in Matrix.
4.) Do not drink ice lemon tea given to you by a friend.
5.) Do not drink fake ice lemon tea which has alchohol on it.
6.) Do not say 'W-a-s-t-e-d' and making a 'W' sign with your fingers cos it makes you look pathetic.
7.) Do not hang out with guys who have LDS (lack of dota-syndrome).
That's all i can think of. time running out. Later only do tag lar . Cipet kensei tag me for what, still small meh.. nia bu
ps: for more photos of me being a santa claus , visit http://te2k.multiply.com/photos/album/20
DONT LAUGH =.=
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Pranks and Goddess~
You know what they say about putting a smile when you get up from bed and you'll be happy for the rest of the day. Somehow, it worked for me until i received a phone call in the evening from a customer name Bruce. This joker ( i meant fucker) practically mess up my entire evening.
What happen was, as usual i was being friendly to all my customer until this guy called up.Standard procedures , i took his email address and i asked him to repeat himself as i wasn't able to hear him clearly (he's practically mumbling). You know what this fucker said? "why can't some people understand simple english?" That wasn't bad enough , so i explained to him that i needed his email address for reference purposes, and he bombarded me by saying , "can i speak to someone with better understanding of english or your manager in charge? i'm not speaking to some small , low class people! " I chuckled abit , and he interrupt "are you laughing at me?" Of course i said nope, but god i swear i wanted to say yes! If i said yes, i would have landed myself in some deep shit =P. To cut it short, he took down my name later and said he wanted to complain to the manager (like the fuck i care), so i asked my supervisor talk with him , and he couldnt even understand what my supervisor was saying!! LOL dumb bruce! Go fuck yourself or dig your ears.
Gosh, some people! Westerners are not superior, so dont act like one. Why didnt i thought of "your momma so fat" joke . >.< Ok, cheerful stuffs now, was listening to Hitz.fm while driving to work, and came across this session by Rudy about testing your companion's loyalty.It reminded me of a prank call that Big-boys.com did some time ago about this girl ringing up the radio station and saying that her bf loves her so much, bla bla bla and in the end , the dj called up the bf, and did a "bouquet flower" test on him. Guess what? Basically, the Dj will tell the guy that he had just won a contest and who would he want his bouquet of flowers to sent it to. If the guy said a different person's name from the caller, things would be really fucked up i tell ya. -O-W-N-E-D- on AIR! =P Bad call such as this is a NO-NO , http://www.big-boys.com/articles/prankcall4.html
Just finished watchin SIN CITY, another cool twisted movie that has a hidden meaning. (Though i dont know what it meant, i like the violent scenes >=D ) Heroes in that movie sure built tough like Caterpillar shoes. This show definitely will not show in Malaysia cinemas. It's more like watching a movie on Max Payne + Jessica alba. (you know what Marv, Goldie is not the goddess, Jessica Alba is!!!! ) *nose bleed*
Alright, running out of craps to talk about-, so keep blogging my thumbmasta kakis.. =p
nite~
*dreams of curry chee cheong fun*
What happen was, as usual i was being friendly to all my customer until this guy called up.Standard procedures , i took his email address and i asked him to repeat himself as i wasn't able to hear him clearly (he's practically mumbling). You know what this fucker said? "why can't some people understand simple english?" That wasn't bad enough , so i explained to him that i needed his email address for reference purposes, and he bombarded me by saying , "can i speak to someone with better understanding of english or your manager in charge? i'm not speaking to some small , low class people! " I chuckled abit , and he interrupt "are you laughing at me?" Of course i said nope, but god i swear i wanted to say yes! If i said yes, i would have landed myself in some deep shit =P. To cut it short, he took down my name later and said he wanted to complain to the manager (like the fuck i care), so i asked my supervisor talk with him , and he couldnt even understand what my supervisor was saying!! LOL dumb bruce! Go fuck yourself or dig your ears.
Gosh, some people! Westerners are not superior, so dont act like one. Why didnt i thought of "your momma so fat" joke . >.< Ok, cheerful stuffs now, was listening to Hitz.fm while driving to work, and came across this session by Rudy about testing your companion's loyalty.It reminded me of a prank call that Big-boys.com did some time ago about this girl ringing up the radio station and saying that her bf loves her so much, bla bla bla and in the end , the dj called up the bf, and did a "bouquet flower" test on him. Guess what? Basically, the Dj will tell the guy that he had just won a contest and who would he want his bouquet of flowers to sent it to. If the guy said a different person's name from the caller, things would be really fucked up i tell ya. -O-W-N-E-D- on AIR! =P Bad call such as this is a NO-NO , http://www.big-boys.com/articles/prankcall4.html
Just finished watchin SIN CITY, another cool twisted movie that has a hidden meaning. (Though i dont know what it meant, i like the violent scenes >=D ) Heroes in that movie sure built tough like Caterpillar shoes. This show definitely will not show in Malaysia cinemas. It's more like watching a movie on Max Payne + Jessica alba. (you know what Marv, Goldie is not the goddess, Jessica Alba is!!!! ) *nose bleed*
Alright, running out of craps to talk about-, so keep blogging my thumbmasta kakis.. =p
nite~
*dreams of curry chee cheong fun*
Monday, September 05, 2005
Wierd~
M..u...s...t b..l...o.....g.....trying my very to best to rant some nonsense out of nowhere.
Monday blues once again and I felt goddamn lazy to get out from my bed and go to work. Luckily shift changed from 7 am to 10.15 am now. Meaning i have more sleep in the morning. ( Weee) For 2 nights, i've done nothing but watching my old DVDs back-to-back.Trying to spent some quiet night alone by myself contemplating on some twisted stuffs that i've been thinking lately. (and NO its not about suiciding or wanking)
Anyway, yesterday came across my first DVD that i bought and decided to watch it once more. Pulp Fiction. Freaking good movie , and you just gotta respect Quentin Tarentino and his wicked sense of directing. Simply fantastic and will make the audience goes "WTF" ? Although i watched it several times, i still couldnt get what he is trying to portray in the movie.Even so, dont miss the movie cos its a rarity to see travolta, jackson , thurman, willis and a black nigga who get f**ked in the ass all in the same show .
On Friday night, I got lured by my ex-colleague to some so-called function held in Times Square. From my office to the venue, it took merely 1 1/2 hours , thanks to the overpopulated KL filled with cars. JAM JAM JAM. Goddamn it, invent flying cars now ! anyhow, once i reached there, what caught my eyes was most people on the ground floor were all well dressed with blazers , coats and well-groomed. Even for the ladies of course.At first, he didnt tell me what the event was until we reached 5th floor where i saw some familiar faces. Right at that moment , i know i naik kereta already. As we proceed to 14th floor, i realized that it was a monthly gathering for SYN network. (SYN = Lampe Berge) . *-tengtengtengteng!* I've gotta admit that most of their members have great enthusiasm trying to make the event as cheerful and happening as possible.
Another thing that caught my attention was the way the speaker address his speech. You gotta be there to believe it. Of course everything he said made alot of sense but if you think it in another way, just imagine a salesman trying to sell stuffs to you. The speaker was trying to sell an idea , a money opportunity idea to you, and regardless of whether you wanna take a step into it, it's another thing. Obviously i had my mindset on listen mode and not on brain wash mode.
After that night, i just realized how weird some people talk when it involves money. Haih ...money, a root to all evil! ! ! ( even though u are evil , stay close with me *winkwink* ).
It seems like my working place just built a lil tension among ourselves. I realized that politics in working place are unavoidable. Mild back stabbing has started and i just hope that it doesnt go too far till it strains relationship among us. (its not me =.=" im a goodboy).
Can anyone explain to me why when one is left alone he will think of crappy stuffs which would re-jog his memory? Even the faintest memory from the past would just make his day worthwhile. Slaps *piakpiak* wake up boy! stop dreaming~~~~~
but what if i want to dream? dreaming is good. dreaming makes me smile =D~.
does it make you smile? or does it make your heart ache a lil? mine hurts as far as i know.
was it me? was it my fault? who cares right?
nobody is perfect anyway... not even you !
still can't let go of the past? why ?
i know why ! i gave you light and made you smile!
yes you did ! and i thank you for that !
days have been dim since the day you left...
and it's such a shame that we didn't end it with a ...
goodbye~
>.<
-dimiliki sekali lagi-!
Monday blues once again and I felt goddamn lazy to get out from my bed and go to work. Luckily shift changed from 7 am to 10.15 am now. Meaning i have more sleep in the morning. ( Weee) For 2 nights, i've done nothing but watching my old DVDs back-to-back.Trying to spent some quiet night alone by myself contemplating on some twisted stuffs that i've been thinking lately. (and NO its not about suiciding or wanking)
Anyway, yesterday came across my first DVD that i bought and decided to watch it once more. Pulp Fiction. Freaking good movie , and you just gotta respect Quentin Tarentino and his wicked sense of directing. Simply fantastic and will make the audience goes "WTF" ? Although i watched it several times, i still couldnt get what he is trying to portray in the movie.Even so, dont miss the movie cos its a rarity to see travolta, jackson , thurman, willis and a black nigga who get f**ked in the ass all in the same show .
On Friday night, I got lured by my ex-colleague to some so-called function held in Times Square. From my office to the venue, it took merely 1 1/2 hours , thanks to the overpopulated KL filled with cars. JAM JAM JAM. Goddamn it, invent flying cars now ! anyhow, once i reached there, what caught my eyes was most people on the ground floor were all well dressed with blazers , coats and well-groomed. Even for the ladies of course.At first, he didnt tell me what the event was until we reached 5th floor where i saw some familiar faces. Right at that moment , i know i naik kereta already. As we proceed to 14th floor, i realized that it was a monthly gathering for SYN network. (SYN = Lampe Berge) . *-tengtengtengteng!* I've gotta admit that most of their members have great enthusiasm trying to make the event as cheerful and happening as possible.
Another thing that caught my attention was the way the speaker address his speech. You gotta be there to believe it. Of course everything he said made alot of sense but if you think it in another way, just imagine a salesman trying to sell stuffs to you. The speaker was trying to sell an idea , a money opportunity idea to you, and regardless of whether you wanna take a step into it, it's another thing. Obviously i had my mindset on listen mode and not on brain wash mode.
After that night, i just realized how weird some people talk when it involves money. Haih ...money, a root to all evil! ! ! ( even though u are evil , stay close with me *winkwink* ).
It seems like my working place just built a lil tension among ourselves. I realized that politics in working place are unavoidable. Mild back stabbing has started and i just hope that it doesnt go too far till it strains relationship among us. (its not me =.=" im a goodboy).
Can anyone explain to me why when one is left alone he will think of crappy stuffs which would re-jog his memory? Even the faintest memory from the past would just make his day worthwhile. Slaps *piakpiak* wake up boy! stop dreaming~~~~~
but what if i want to dream? dreaming is good. dreaming makes me smile =D~.
does it make you smile? or does it make your heart ache a lil? mine hurts as far as i know.
was it me? was it my fault? who cares right?
nobody is perfect anyway... not even you !
still can't let go of the past? why ?
i know why ! i gave you light and made you smile!
yes you did ! and i thank you for that !
days have been dim since the day you left...
and it's such a shame that we didn't end it with a ...
goodbye~
>.<
-dimiliki sekali lagi-!
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
The ugly side~
Merdeka Merdeka Merdeka!
Happy 48th Birthday Malaysia!!! It's been 5 years since i last sang Negaraku (In case you guys forgotten what's negaraku, It's actually our national anthem =p ). I didnt forgot the lyrics. yipee!!
Celebrated national day in Sunway this year, and , boy what a sight it was. All walks of life living the independence spirit. Aunty, uncle, grandma, small lil children, lala , ah beng,ah lian, and also leng lui lar of course *winkwink*. (unfortunately no nose bleed). However, i felt abit dissapointed with how Malaysians behaved during the event. Impatiently, people are pushing and shoving just to get things going their way.
After the event, Seehoe and I wanted to take the pedestrian bridge to cross over the other side of the road, but what we saw while waiting for our turn is a swarm of machans pushing those people infront of them. Pity those small kids who was stucked in between the adults. You have to climb the stairs, so just wait your fucking turn! Someone could have seriously get hurt cos the bridge was overcrowded and those jokers find it amusing and started cheering. For fucks ar? In the end, we decided to take a long walk on the road and forget about the eyesore. Damn it was a long walk to the car. Legs hurting like mad but luckily the fireworks display was awesome! Simply beautiful! I wished someone was there to watch it with me =/.
Chill out at McDs that night and coincidently met up with my ah cheh. No change in her though, still look the same. I still remembered during school days, when we stand next to each other, we would trick people by saying we are actually brother and sister, and surprisingly they believed us. =P Owned! . Anyway, hang out with the crazy gang till the lights went off in McDs. Gosh i hate the fact that i had to work today on a PUBLIC HOLIDAY! Sad leh... haih... somemore no double/triple pay. Haih x2.
But look at the brightside, i have an extra day off now =) *winkwink*. Im going to gather all my Off-In-Lieu and take a long vacation during Christmas. I need a good rest now. Slept for 3 hours only and my eyes look like i've put on mascara. Any cure for eye-bags? Need it badly. Ok lar, enough of nonsense post.
Just wana take this opportunity to wish my old friend Brian Oliver who past away 4 years ago ,... may you live eternally on a paradise world fill with hot chicks and no sufferings... God bless ya. You may never be forgotten.
Ok , quiz time, What do you get if you mix a BISON and a GORILLA?
give up?
Answer = Bismilla
-dimiliki-
Happy 48th Birthday Malaysia!!! It's been 5 years since i last sang Negaraku (In case you guys forgotten what's negaraku, It's actually our national anthem =p ). I didnt forgot the lyrics. yipee!!
Celebrated national day in Sunway this year, and , boy what a sight it was. All walks of life living the independence spirit. Aunty, uncle, grandma, small lil children, lala , ah beng,ah lian, and also leng lui lar of course *winkwink*. (unfortunately no nose bleed). However, i felt abit dissapointed with how Malaysians behaved during the event. Impatiently, people are pushing and shoving just to get things going their way.
After the event, Seehoe and I wanted to take the pedestrian bridge to cross over the other side of the road, but what we saw while waiting for our turn is a swarm of machans pushing those people infront of them. Pity those small kids who was stucked in between the adults. You have to climb the stairs, so just wait your fucking turn! Someone could have seriously get hurt cos the bridge was overcrowded and those jokers find it amusing and started cheering. For fucks ar? In the end, we decided to take a long walk on the road and forget about the eyesore. Damn it was a long walk to the car. Legs hurting like mad but luckily the fireworks display was awesome! Simply beautiful! I wished someone was there to watch it with me =/.
Chill out at McDs that night and coincidently met up with my ah cheh. No change in her though, still look the same. I still remembered during school days, when we stand next to each other, we would trick people by saying we are actually brother and sister, and surprisingly they believed us. =P Owned! . Anyway, hang out with the crazy gang till the lights went off in McDs. Gosh i hate the fact that i had to work today on a PUBLIC HOLIDAY! Sad leh... haih... somemore no double/triple pay. Haih x2.
But look at the brightside, i have an extra day off now =) *winkwink*. Im going to gather all my Off-In-Lieu and take a long vacation during Christmas. I need a good rest now. Slept for 3 hours only and my eyes look like i've put on mascara. Any cure for eye-bags? Need it badly. Ok lar, enough of nonsense post.
Just wana take this opportunity to wish my old friend Brian Oliver who past away 4 years ago ,... may you live eternally on a paradise world fill with hot chicks and no sufferings... God bless ya. You may never be forgotten.
Ok , quiz time, What do you get if you mix a BISON and a GORILLA?
give up?
Answer = Bismilla
-dimiliki-
Monday, August 29, 2005
Recaps and Blues~
Over the weekend it was more like a reunion for me.Obviously it was with my friends and ex-colleagues. I felt really guilty for not able to attend a gathering in Hartamas on Saturday due to some circumstances (and it wasnt for dota ok! maybe part of it =P ) but anyway, i just dont want to leave the 2 bozos all by themselves and walk home later that night. So, what i did, let an aeroplane go....haih. Couldnt reach those guys in Hartamas either cos my phone can't call at the moment due to the fact that my bill got lost somewhere and my dad couldn't pay it up. I'm such a bad person =(. At first i thought i wasn't going cos it was getting late and i still haven't receive any phone calls from her. Haih haih talk about bad timing. Thats how i ended my Saturday, with guilt and partly regret.
Sunday was more lively besides the fact that i slept till 3.30 in the afternoon . What a pig! Yes i know (Those who slept in the same room as me would want to engage war with me). Got up, ate some half-rotten spagetthi which doesn't even taste like the italian noodle at all. It was a horrible lunch. Couldn't believe myself finishing up that miserable bowl of noodle. (Maybe i was too hungry). Went and check out the new Futsal Court in the field. Catch a game of soccer with some cute lil kids and some grown up noobtards (You know who you are! =O ). I'll teach my son to play fooball 1 day. So freaking adorable! How come my dad doesn't watch me play soccer =/ hmm, sometimes i wished he did. Although i'm not that good , but i'm sure ill do something to impress him. Crap , i'm too old for this shit anymore. Can't change back the time can i .
Later that night, had a nice drink at William's . (Goddamn you kensei for giving me the wrong directions! ! ! ) Luckily i trusted my instinct the 2nd time and found that place. I'm such a forgetfull person when it comes to direction or places. Don't ask me to remember landmarks, i just suck at it. (The only direction i remember is the arrow on the ceiling =P *winkwink* ). What a nice night of gathering. Good food , good drink and the only slack part is the smell of 'longkang'. Prolly it's nice because its FREE! hehehe *evil grin*. Anyway, thanks whoever who paid for my drinks =D~. Next time if you guys go there, try the Ribena Longan or Blue Cheese Naan! Totally roxor... Craving for it now ~~~~
Nothing feels better than to end Sunday with your favourite football team winning!! Hooray Man U and Inter!!!
Monday Blues~~
Reluctantly got out from my bed and washed up. Whoever likes monday are just nut cases that ought to be shot ! As usual, went to work and caught up in a jam for 15 minutes at 6.45 in the morning! Normally, it would be smooth traffic all the way, but today was 'special'. First case, 3 cars piled up together. Jam no.1 solved. 2 KM away, another jam , this time 4 cars kissed each other bumper to bumper, jam no.2 solved. Cool accident as i was driving next to it and I think the only person who loves Monday would be the call man who got hold on all the accident case. After passing those lovely 'mini trains' i cursed myself. Wanna know why?
Forgot to jot down the numbe plate.. KNNMCBCCBPEPETNATHAN!!! Not only did i missed out on possible fortune, working today was sheer shit ass experience. Australian customers are real pain in the ass . Stress sial~~~~I'm going to start smoking if this continues to happen. (woosha woosha woosha).
Ok i guess that wraps up my weekend and my bloody monday. Be back for more i hope (if im not lazy). Looking forward to weekend once more =*(
Ciow
Sunday was more lively besides the fact that i slept till 3.30 in the afternoon . What a pig! Yes i know (Those who slept in the same room as me would want to engage war with me). Got up, ate some half-rotten spagetthi which doesn't even taste like the italian noodle at all. It was a horrible lunch. Couldn't believe myself finishing up that miserable bowl of noodle. (Maybe i was too hungry). Went and check out the new Futsal Court in the field. Catch a game of soccer with some cute lil kids and some grown up noobtards (You know who you are! =O ). I'll teach my son to play fooball 1 day. So freaking adorable! How come my dad doesn't watch me play soccer =/ hmm, sometimes i wished he did. Although i'm not that good , but i'm sure ill do something to impress him. Crap , i'm too old for this shit anymore. Can't change back the time can i .
Later that night, had a nice drink at William's . (Goddamn you kensei for giving me the wrong directions! ! ! ) Luckily i trusted my instinct the 2nd time and found that place. I'm such a forgetfull person when it comes to direction or places. Don't ask me to remember landmarks, i just suck at it. (The only direction i remember is the arrow on the ceiling =P *winkwink* ). What a nice night of gathering. Good food , good drink and the only slack part is the smell of 'longkang'. Prolly it's nice because its FREE! hehehe *evil grin*. Anyway, thanks whoever who paid for my drinks =D~. Next time if you guys go there, try the Ribena Longan or Blue Cheese Naan! Totally roxor... Craving for it now ~~~~
Nothing feels better than to end Sunday with your favourite football team winning!! Hooray Man U and Inter!!!
Monday Blues~~
Reluctantly got out from my bed and washed up. Whoever likes monday are just nut cases that ought to be shot ! As usual, went to work and caught up in a jam for 15 minutes at 6.45 in the morning! Normally, it would be smooth traffic all the way, but today was 'special'. First case, 3 cars piled up together. Jam no.1 solved. 2 KM away, another jam , this time 4 cars kissed each other bumper to bumper, jam no.2 solved. Cool accident as i was driving next to it and I think the only person who loves Monday would be the call man who got hold on all the accident case. After passing those lovely 'mini trains' i cursed myself. Wanna know why?
Forgot to jot down the numbe plate.. KNNMCBCCBPEPETNATHAN!!! Not only did i missed out on possible fortune, working today was sheer shit ass experience. Australian customers are real pain in the ass . Stress sial~~~~I'm going to start smoking if this continues to happen. (woosha woosha woosha).
Ok i guess that wraps up my weekend and my bloody monday. Be back for more i hope (if im not lazy). Looking forward to weekend once more =*(
Ciow
Friday, August 26, 2005
Lazy day, Sicko day~
Rain + sick + not enough tissues = Suffering !!! I'm having a hard time talking to customer cos i have 2 pieces of tissue paper stuck right up my....... nose! (not my ass ok) . God knows how many wantans' i made today.
Adding to the egony, it's currently raining in KL and i just had my lunch so i'm quite sleepy Zzz. It has always been a nice trip to the cafeteria on the ground floor not because of the food (it's ok ok nia) but for the working ladies =P. dimiliki!!! You guys should come check it out man..totally phewiittt!! The only thing that motivates me in this job is the trip to the ground floor! hahah . J u s t j o k i n g. (lamer).
Anyway,here i am , spending my remaining lunch break writing craps again. Some thoughts to ponder upon. . .
I think being rich holds more advantage to those who are poor in getting all the girls...Look at the latest news regarding the Datuk who gets to wed Normalla Shamsuddin, or Panny Lancaster with Rod Steward, or the infamous Mick Jagger who dont even remember who he slept with.
Ironic?
If you are poor as a dog, it's near impossible to sustain what most of us call 'true love'. Somewhere in the middle, you have to insert the 'money' factor in a relationship. No Money = No Love; its as simple as that. However, there are exceptional cases like the guy from phua chu kang who donated half his kidney to his gf. I think that is love. Or anyone who stand by their wife when she enters labour or how miserable she looked like but still stay by her side. That's love.
So, i guess when you find the person you love, just keep in mind that she will be growing old with you, sharing your laughters , sharing your pain, taking care of you when you are sick, and vice versa of course!. If you have this mindset when you enter a relationship, i'm sure you'll learn alot about her and you'll treasure her even more.That's for sure , i guarantee you. =P
Enough of mushi-mushi stuffs, it's weekend!! i cant wait. Stress week... Beer anyone? Thumbmasta anyone? ? Call me yahhhh
ciows
Adding to the egony, it's currently raining in KL and i just had my lunch so i'm quite sleepy Zzz. It has always been a nice trip to the cafeteria on the ground floor not because of the food (it's ok ok nia) but for the working ladies =P. dimiliki!!! You guys should come check it out man..totally phewiittt!! The only thing that motivates me in this job is the trip to the ground floor! hahah . J u s t j o k i n g. (lamer).
Anyway,here i am , spending my remaining lunch break writing craps again. Some thoughts to ponder upon. . .
I think being rich holds more advantage to those who are poor in getting all the girls...Look at the latest news regarding the Datuk who gets to wed Normalla Shamsuddin, or Panny Lancaster with Rod Steward, or the infamous Mick Jagger who dont even remember who he slept with.
Ironic?
If you are poor as a dog, it's near impossible to sustain what most of us call 'true love'. Somewhere in the middle, you have to insert the 'money' factor in a relationship. No Money = No Love; its as simple as that. However, there are exceptional cases like the guy from phua chu kang who donated half his kidney to his gf. I think that is love. Or anyone who stand by their wife when she enters labour or how miserable she looked like but still stay by her side. That's love.
So, i guess when you find the person you love, just keep in mind that she will be growing old with you, sharing your laughters , sharing your pain, taking care of you when you are sick, and vice versa of course!. If you have this mindset when you enter a relationship, i'm sure you'll learn alot about her and you'll treasure her even more.That's for sure , i guarantee you. =P
Enough of mushi-mushi stuffs, it's weekend!! i cant wait. Stress week... Beer anyone? Thumbmasta anyone? ? Call me yahhhh
ciows
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Top Bumper Stickers~
Nothing to do at work, been reading alot of funny stuffz...
take a look at some of the top bumper stickers from askmen.com =P
enjoy
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence : Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. Cat: The Other White Meat2. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
24. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
25. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
26. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
27. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
28. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
29. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
30. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
31. Grow Your Own Dope - Plant A Man
32. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
33. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
34. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
35. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
36. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore
37. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious
38. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
39. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
40. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
heheh be back for more..learning new stuffs for blog
take a look at some of the top bumper stickers from askmen.com =P
enjoy
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence : Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. Cat: The Other White Meat2. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
24. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
25. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
26. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
27. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
28. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
29. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
30. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
31. Grow Your Own Dope - Plant A Man
32. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
33. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
34. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
35. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
36. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore
37. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious
38. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
39. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
40. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
heheh be back for more..learning new stuffs for blog
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Happy weeks = happy art ~
Looks like everyone has been updating their blog and i've been the one who's been too lazy to do so. Well just recaping some nice stuffz for the past 2 weeks =P.
First of all, i've been confirmed as a permanent staff of Teletech. Meaning that i'll be entitled to have benefits such as annual leave (woohoo), hospitalization funds and also maternity leave (wtf?) . No joke man. If i can get myself pregnant, ill take this leave for sure! No annual bonus apparently, but ill start receiving performance intensives of RM200 on a quarterly basis. So have to work hard, be patience with fcked up customers and extra nice to half-deaf senior citizen *^.^*. Working through a phone requires alot of patience i tell you. I think i need high blood pressure test by the end of the year.95% of the customers who called in are either stupid or pure slow. No offence , but it is true! I mean, if you dont know how to use the bloody thing, DONT USE IT! why wanna stress yourself trying to learn a whole new thing. Go enjoy your life man, dont get hooked up on a bloody computer and miss out on sex or other greater stuffs. But look on the brighter side, if it wasn't for them, i wouldnt have my job =p .
Second thing that cheered me up was Revelation 05' (R3) . OWNAGE! GODLIKE event i tell you. For those who missed it, TOO BAD! go bang your head against the wall ..Great music, great dj, and the crowd was magnificient! Met some cute chickys, *wink* , saw some cracks, mountains and learn a few things about thongs! (thanks emily for telling me that) muahaha. Tubby was drunk, wishing everyone goodnight on the way home (paisehness), loco and emily was the red lovey dovey pair (couldn't even walk straight to the car park) and what's more important is that everyone enjoyed themselves especially oak and elicia =P they were dancing babeh! Ok, i think most of my friends on my 'Kakis' have described how rox the event was, and i think the trip to PD was so memorable and satisfying that i wished it never end. We enjoyed so much , laughing non-stop, making silly jokes and still couldnt get rid of the 'Thumbmasta' game. (i have my thumb on my head, so whoever reading this, please DRINK up =P !) Imagine we would just laugh at some of the words like 'kiblat', 'bis bis' ,al hum du li ***'. Of course there were stories behind those words and thinking of it just make me smile . haha. So just wanna shout out to you guys who went for the trip, you guys are DIMILIKI !! Thanks a bunch!
Here are some photos to mark our invasion ...
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-partay!
-thumbmasta!! look at my face...santa clause
check more photos at te2k.multiply.com =p rox !
see ya soon
First of all, i've been confirmed as a permanent staff of Teletech. Meaning that i'll be entitled to have benefits such as annual leave (woohoo), hospitalization funds and also maternity leave (wtf?) . No joke man. If i can get myself pregnant, ill take this leave for sure! No annual bonus apparently, but ill start receiving performance intensives of RM200 on a quarterly basis. So have to work hard, be patience with fcked up customers and extra nice to half-deaf senior citizen *^.^*. Working through a phone requires alot of patience i tell you. I think i need high blood pressure test by the end of the year.95% of the customers who called in are either stupid or pure slow. No offence , but it is true! I mean, if you dont know how to use the bloody thing, DONT USE IT! why wanna stress yourself trying to learn a whole new thing. Go enjoy your life man, dont get hooked up on a bloody computer and miss out on sex or other greater stuffs. But look on the brighter side, if it wasn't for them, i wouldnt have my job =p .
Second thing that cheered me up was Revelation 05' (R3) . OWNAGE! GODLIKE event i tell you. For those who missed it, TOO BAD! go bang your head against the wall ..Great music, great dj, and the crowd was magnificient! Met some cute chickys, *wink* , saw some cracks, mountains and learn a few things about thongs! (thanks emily for telling me that) muahaha. Tubby was drunk, wishing everyone goodnight on the way home (paisehness), loco and emily was the red lovey dovey pair (couldn't even walk straight to the car park) and what's more important is that everyone enjoyed themselves especially oak and elicia =P they were dancing babeh! Ok, i think most of my friends on my 'Kakis' have described how rox the event was, and i think the trip to PD was so memorable and satisfying that i wished it never end. We enjoyed so much , laughing non-stop, making silly jokes and still couldnt get rid of the 'Thumbmasta' game. (i have my thumb on my head, so whoever reading this, please DRINK up =P !) Imagine we would just laugh at some of the words like 'kiblat', 'bis bis' ,al hum du li ***'. Of course there were stories behind those words and thinking of it just make me smile . haha. So just wanna shout out to you guys who went for the trip, you guys are DIMILIKI !! Thanks a bunch!
Here are some photos to mark our invasion ...
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-partay!-thumbmasta!! look at my face...santa clausecheck more photos at te2k.multiply.com =p rox !
see ya soon
Friday, August 12, 2005
Boo to the haze, Yeah to football!
I can't breathhhh!! It's so freaking hard to breath nowdays in Subang due to the freaking haze . Smell like burned wood instead of fresh air ( When did we had fresh air in subang anyway *chuckles*) Imagine the torrid for the past few days where i had to drive down to KL for work , enduring thick clouds of smoke , walk to my office and smell nothing but burned wood. Grrr~! No wonder flu masks are selling like hot cakes. Maybe i should get one. When will it be normal again ? Feel so lazy to go out nowdays, can't even have a drink in the open air. I'm starting to feel the effect with watery eyes and running nose. Gosh it's suffering you know =*( STOP THE OPEN BURNING YOU PEOPLE!
Weekend is approaching, what to do what to do ? Football season kicking off tomorrow. (hoorayyy!) Prolly go and watch live games on the weekends and have a game of dota *ngekngek* Boring right? i know .. heheh need to spice up my life a lil'bit. Been to lazy to update my blog. Although i like reading my friends blog, somehow i feel reluctant to even pen down my own stuffs here. Wonder where they get the inspiration to do it. Oh yeah , i remembered i had to go for karaoke session with my colleagues on saturday. Tell you, they are bunch of happening people, so fun working with them. Bound to be a plan on weekends where most of us are free. Luckily i had weekends off this whole month . =p
Financial is pretty tight for me after started working. So many things that i wanted to get, but don't have the money to get it. Bills bills bills pilling up like nobody's business. Where can i get lot's of money and need not have to work for it? Genie in a bottle, where are you? I need my 3 wishes. NExt week will be heading off to PD for PartyyYyYYyyY! Got our tickets and place to stay, now it's time to rock and roll. Hopefully i can see some scantily clad chicks . *perverted mind ON*.
My mom took care of 2 new kids in the house, 1 boy and 1 girl. The girl is simply adorable i tell you. Incredibly cute and naughty. I need to bribe her with cookies and candy so she would stay behaved. haha she's driving my mom to the wall . Her brother is the quiet type. He showed me something i didn't know. Do you know your astro had interactive games? Just click channel 200 . heheh cool huh?
Oklar, time to fill my stomach. ( I have belly now ) and i 've changed my blog title. It's called 'Vida Hermosa' meaning beautiful life in spanish (which is not true) >.<
ciows
Weekend is approaching, what to do what to do ? Football season kicking off tomorrow. (hoorayyy!) Prolly go and watch live games on the weekends and have a game of dota *ngekngek* Boring right? i know .. heheh need to spice up my life a lil'bit. Been to lazy to update my blog. Although i like reading my friends blog, somehow i feel reluctant to even pen down my own stuffs here. Wonder where they get the inspiration to do it. Oh yeah , i remembered i had to go for karaoke session with my colleagues on saturday. Tell you, they are bunch of happening people, so fun working with them. Bound to be a plan on weekends where most of us are free. Luckily i had weekends off this whole month . =p
Financial is pretty tight for me after started working. So many things that i wanted to get, but don't have the money to get it. Bills bills bills pilling up like nobody's business. Where can i get lot's of money and need not have to work for it? Genie in a bottle, where are you? I need my 3 wishes. NExt week will be heading off to PD for PartyyYyYYyyY! Got our tickets and place to stay, now it's time to rock and roll. Hopefully i can see some scantily clad chicks . *perverted mind ON*.
My mom took care of 2 new kids in the house, 1 boy and 1 girl. The girl is simply adorable i tell you. Incredibly cute and naughty. I need to bribe her with cookies and candy so she would stay behaved. haha she's driving my mom to the wall . Her brother is the quiet type. He showed me something i didn't know. Do you know your astro had interactive games? Just click channel 200 . heheh cool huh?
Oklar, time to fill my stomach. ( I have belly now ) and i 've changed my blog title. It's called 'Vida Hermosa' meaning beautiful life in spanish (which is not true) >.<
ciows
Monday, August 01, 2005
Happy birthday blog! =P
1 year old, and what better way to celebrate it than to do some lame post. =P yes yes, aBout ME! ME ME ME ! I rox, thanks i know, stop it, enough , *blush* dont praise me.. come on..i mean it! thanks again .. heheh (LAMER)
Vital Statistics:
Name : Alvin Wong wai Hon ( My friends call me 'art' nowadays, so my real name is obsolete)
Birthday: 14th June 1982
Gender : Male
Height: 5'7 i think. I'm short i know =.="__
Relationship : Single =( woohoo
Starsign: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac : Wo wo/ Dog
Ethnicity: PURE CHINESE! no malay blood or whatsoever.
Hobbies: Eating, Sleeping and wanking.
Pets : Ermmm I used to have 2 fighting fish, does that count? Oh and btw, i didnt feed them , so they died >=) it wasn't fun anymore. Always wanted a dog. Prolly a bulldog.
Family Members: Dad, Mom, Small Bro and Me.
Quote: Helllooooo!
Favourites:
Drink : Milo Ping, Vanilla Coke ,Bandung and Teh O Ais.
Alcohol: Vodka ! Straight up your head boy.
Cigarettes : Dont smoke. good boy.
Food: Nasi Lemak! Nothing beats this, i can eat this anytime of the day; breakfast,lunch,dinner ANYTIME!)
Football Team: Forza Italia, Inter milan, Manchester United
Actor: Denzel Washington, Samuel L.Jackson,Ashton Kutcher
Actress: Kristin dunst *slurps* , Nicole Kidman, Ashley Judd.
Movies: Shawsank Redemption, Armageddon, Man on Fire and lots more...im a movie freak.
Comic/Manga: Bleach! X-Men.
Song: U2-with or without you, Switchfoot- On fire.
Colour: Black
Are You?
A career person: Hell no! i just want to be rich...i dont want to have a job but i just want to be rich. Is that possible?
A risk taker: I dont like risk. I only do what i think is right.
A sociable person: I guess so. I tend to be shy among girls.
A family person : nope. Never had good relations with my parents.
A party animal: Getting old for that.
A nymphomaniac : Every normal guys are a nympho.
A BDSM freak: Policeman ties nurse on bed, and start spanking o.O...just fantasies =P
A flirt : Be a man, do the right thing.
Do You...
Like furry animals: I like the cute lil fellow in Gremlin. Mowgli or something like that.. i think he is adorable. Tsih Tzu looks fine too.
Like scantily dressed members of the opposite sex: Are you kidding me? Of course.
Like to sit down with a good book: I get bored after 10 pages unless it is filled with illustrations of naked woman. >=)
Like playful,active children: Yes! Hyperactive children are fun to play with.
Like anyone in particular: Eh, got gua...i dont know , just starting to have feelings once more.
Describe...
A funny experience: A friend had to lick his shoe because he lost a bet.
A nightmare: Killing my parents, chased by a freaking big gorilla.
Your dreams: Spending my life on the beach with the person i love with nothing to worry about except for tsunami.
lastly,
Kensei SUXKS!!!! i dont want to do the "fill in the sentence"
Vital Statistics:
Name : Alvin Wong wai Hon ( My friends call me 'art' nowadays, so my real name is obsolete)
Birthday: 14th June 1982
Gender : Male
Height: 5'7 i think. I'm short i know =.="__
Relationship : Single =( woohoo
Starsign: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac : Wo wo/ Dog
Ethnicity: PURE CHINESE! no malay blood or whatsoever.
Hobbies: Eating, Sleeping and wanking.
Pets : Ermmm I used to have 2 fighting fish, does that count? Oh and btw, i didnt feed them , so they died >=) it wasn't fun anymore. Always wanted a dog. Prolly a bulldog.
Family Members: Dad, Mom, Small Bro and Me.
Quote: Helllooooo!
Favourites:
Drink : Milo Ping, Vanilla Coke ,Bandung and Teh O Ais.
Alcohol: Vodka ! Straight up your head boy.
Cigarettes : Dont smoke. good boy.
Food: Nasi Lemak! Nothing beats this, i can eat this anytime of the day; breakfast,lunch,dinner ANYTIME!)
Football Team: Forza Italia, Inter milan, Manchester United
Actor: Denzel Washington, Samuel L.Jackson,Ashton Kutcher
Actress: Kristin dunst *slurps* , Nicole Kidman, Ashley Judd.
Movies: Shawsank Redemption, Armageddon, Man on Fire and lots more...im a movie freak.
Comic/Manga: Bleach! X-Men.
Song: U2-with or without you, Switchfoot- On fire.
Colour: Black
Are You?
A career person: Hell no! i just want to be rich...i dont want to have a job but i just want to be rich. Is that possible?
A risk taker: I dont like risk. I only do what i think is right.
A sociable person: I guess so. I tend to be shy among girls.
A family person : nope. Never had good relations with my parents.
A party animal: Getting old for that.
A nymphomaniac : Every normal guys are a nympho.
A BDSM freak: Policeman ties nurse on bed, and start spanking o.O...just fantasies =P
A flirt : Be a man, do the right thing.
Do You...
Like furry animals: I like the cute lil fellow in Gremlin. Mowgli or something like that.. i think he is adorable. Tsih Tzu looks fine too.
Like scantily dressed members of the opposite sex: Are you kidding me? Of course.
Like to sit down with a good book: I get bored after 10 pages unless it is filled with illustrations of naked woman. >=)
Like playful,active children: Yes! Hyperactive children are fun to play with.
Like anyone in particular: Eh, got gua...i dont know , just starting to have feelings once more.
Describe...
A funny experience: A friend had to lick his shoe because he lost a bet.
A nightmare: Killing my parents, chased by a freaking big gorilla.
Your dreams: Spending my life on the beach with the person i love with nothing to worry about except for tsunami.
lastly,
Kensei SUXKS!!!! i dont want to do the "fill in the sentence"
Saturday, July 23, 2005
The bloody weekend...
The Wonder of It All
by Ralph Marston
Do you ever wonderAt the wonder of it all?
Do you ever stand in awe
of the tiniest things
and how perfectly they work together?
Do you ever stop to think
about all the possibilities
and how even though they have no limit
they grow in number with every minute?
Do you ever wonderwhen the leaves flutter down in autumn
at the incomprehensible power of life
that brings them back in spring?
Do you watch the waves roll in
and then look out far beyond them
where the water seems to touch the sky
and realize
that the vast expanse before your eyes
is only a small little corner
of all there really is?
And do you comprehend that all there really is,
as unimaginably grand as it may seem,
is only a smaller corner stillof all that there can be?
Do you ever wonder
how love can stay alive
past every pleasure and every pain
and even when there can be no hope
there is more than ever?
Do you ever struggle to lift a heavy rock and wonder
how a massive mountain can rise
thousands of feet above the plain
without even trying?
Do you ever realize that
no matter how much you may know,
no matter how many wonders you may have experienced,
there will always, always be more?
Do you ever wonder
why it is you wonder
and why you know what beauty is
even though you can't define it?
Do you ever wonder
who is doing the wondering,
who is looking out through your eyes
and feeling completely at home
with the wonder of it all?
Whatever you believe,
whatever you profess,
whatever you doubt or fear or hope for,
there are some things
your heart cannot deny
when you let go and let yourself know
the wonder of it all.
Copyright © 2003 Ralph S. Marston, Jr.
Wondering the wonderful things are just mysteries in one person's life. There are lots of things that surpass beyond my imagination. Kudos to Mr.Ralph for that poem. Read it,means alot and it'll just make you wonder about the things to find out in this world than to sit around in the office doing stupid things.
by Ralph Marston
Do you ever wonderAt the wonder of it all?
Do you ever stand in awe
of the tiniest things
and how perfectly they work together?
Do you ever stop to think
about all the possibilities
and how even though they have no limit
they grow in number with every minute?
Do you ever wonderwhen the leaves flutter down in autumn
at the incomprehensible power of life
that brings them back in spring?
Do you watch the waves roll in
and then look out far beyond them
where the water seems to touch the sky
and realize
that the vast expanse before your eyes
is only a small little corner
of all there really is?
And do you comprehend that all there really is,
as unimaginably grand as it may seem,
is only a smaller corner stillof all that there can be?
Do you ever wonder
how love can stay alive
past every pleasure and every pain
and even when there can be no hope
there is more than ever?
Do you ever struggle to lift a heavy rock and wonder
how a massive mountain can rise
thousands of feet above the plain
without even trying?
Do you ever realize that
no matter how much you may know,
no matter how many wonders you may have experienced,
there will always, always be more?
Do you ever wonder
why it is you wonder
and why you know what beauty is
even though you can't define it?
Do you ever wonder
who is doing the wondering,
who is looking out through your eyes
and feeling completely at home
with the wonder of it all?
Whatever you believe,
whatever you profess,
whatever you doubt or fear or hope for,
there are some things
your heart cannot deny
when you let go and let yourself know
the wonder of it all.
Copyright © 2003 Ralph S. Marston, Jr.
Wondering the wonderful things are just mysteries in one person's life. There are lots of things that surpass beyond my imagination. Kudos to Mr.Ralph for that poem. Read it,means alot and it'll just make you wonder about the things to find out in this world than to sit around in the office doing stupid things.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Wonders of the world
Howdy howdo, been long time since i'm on this page. Almost forgotten all about it. No idea what made me started this back again. Few months ago, i received an ultimum from her , realising that what a fool i am trying to rekindle things which never meant to have in the first place.
Plain emotions driving my mind right now. Not only am i sleepy, im also dead bored. The only thing that keeps me awake now is the daily dosage of blog from a horny girl and a good friend of mine. What is wrong with some people in this world? Religion plays a major part in shaping a person, but too much of it just make you a dumber person. Why do you follow blindly on something that you don't know whether it exists or not? Yeah, you actually saw the book drop down from the sky, or yeah, i m following this book because it was given to me by some 'sifu'.
Duh, go learn kungfu then. It will still be the same , if i wrote a book on all the great stuffs and leave it there on some shelves, make it collect dust, and a 100 years from now, it would just be another religion to follow if someone discovered the book. Don't you think is abit ridiculous to follow something blindly? No offence, just my point of view.
I'm still searching something that would enlighten me. Buzz off people who are trying to convert me. It will never work. Prolly if i see 'Him' , i would start to believe. I don't believe in God , nor do i judge his powers, mind you, when i'm in trouble, i just pray to the mighty 1, even though i dont believe in him entirely. I just long for something to believe in when i'm in trouble , thats all.
If there is a God somewhere, and if he loves us dearly, why wont he create everyone equally?
Too many questions that clouds the curious mind of a growing human being. =P O' wisemen , please answer me...
Ciow ciow, be back for more
Plain emotions driving my mind right now. Not only am i sleepy, im also dead bored. The only thing that keeps me awake now is the daily dosage of blog from a horny girl and a good friend of mine. What is wrong with some people in this world? Religion plays a major part in shaping a person, but too much of it just make you a dumber person. Why do you follow blindly on something that you don't know whether it exists or not? Yeah, you actually saw the book drop down from the sky, or yeah, i m following this book because it was given to me by some 'sifu'.
Duh, go learn kungfu then. It will still be the same , if i wrote a book on all the great stuffs and leave it there on some shelves, make it collect dust, and a 100 years from now, it would just be another religion to follow if someone discovered the book. Don't you think is abit ridiculous to follow something blindly? No offence, just my point of view.
I'm still searching something that would enlighten me. Buzz off people who are trying to convert me. It will never work. Prolly if i see 'Him' , i would start to believe. I don't believe in God , nor do i judge his powers, mind you, when i'm in trouble, i just pray to the mighty 1, even though i dont believe in him entirely. I just long for something to believe in when i'm in trouble , thats all.
If there is a God somewhere, and if he loves us dearly, why wont he create everyone equally?
Too many questions that clouds the curious mind of a growing human being. =P O' wisemen , please answer me...
Ciow ciow, be back for more
Saturday, April 16, 2005
The Dream...
As if it's telling me something. A signal perhaps? It all begin after the silence goodbye. The occurence of her in 2 dreams out of 2 sleep is such a rare sight. Oh, how i wanted to tell her, how i wished she knew, the things i said, the gestures she made, the laugh we had, the conversation that mends the crack. It was such a pleasent dream, at least for me. I never wanted to open my eyes because i was so deeply indulged into that faithfull dream. She looked like an angel to me. Always cheerful, and smiling broadly like she had hit the lottery. I was paying so attentive to her that i even forgotten about myself and the people around me.
A ring on my cellphone shatters that precious moment. =.=" ! I woke up, staring at the ceiling, contemplating on why do i dream about her again? It was 9pm when i turn on my monitor and to my surprise, There she was! Online at the very moment! The only thing that stopped me from saying "hello" was the fact that i think she's too occupied with her other friends. And that i might be disturbing her in one way, and that she might not want to talk with me cos i'm a jerk. It really is demotivating. Don't ever be like me. A dream that can't be told is like sticking a 5 inch knife through ur heart. That's how i felt at the moment. Ok, so i decided to released myself and stop thinking of her in a game of futsal.
10pm, futsal game; houjin called for a futsal match with some of his friends. The ankle injury i had for the past 2 weeks still hurts whenever i kick the ball =(. I guess by the time i'm 30 my leg will prolly be as weak as a wet stick. Anyway, the game was nice. Got to show some skills *winkwink* that made the opponent stood helpless.Owned !
11.30pm, hungry; went for dinner at Asia Cafe, and after that, ended up in friend's place to watch Futurama! Bender rocks =P "I am bender, please insert girder" Still made me smile..
Spent my time till 5.30am in the morning and when i reach home, there she was again.! ! ! but this time, she's away.
Yup, that's how i ended up writing meaningless stuffs again so early in the morning. Birds chirping already....time to doze off once more...will i dream again?
god knows...i hope
A ring on my cellphone shatters that precious moment. =.=" ! I woke up, staring at the ceiling, contemplating on why do i dream about her again? It was 9pm when i turn on my monitor and to my surprise, There she was! Online at the very moment! The only thing that stopped me from saying "hello" was the fact that i think she's too occupied with her other friends. And that i might be disturbing her in one way, and that she might not want to talk with me cos i'm a jerk. It really is demotivating. Don't ever be like me. A dream that can't be told is like sticking a 5 inch knife through ur heart. That's how i felt at the moment. Ok, so i decided to released myself and stop thinking of her in a game of futsal.
10pm, futsal game; houjin called for a futsal match with some of his friends. The ankle injury i had for the past 2 weeks still hurts whenever i kick the ball =(. I guess by the time i'm 30 my leg will prolly be as weak as a wet stick. Anyway, the game was nice. Got to show some skills *winkwink* that made the opponent stood helpless.Owned !
11.30pm, hungry; went for dinner at Asia Cafe, and after that, ended up in friend's place to watch Futurama! Bender rocks =P "I am bender, please insert girder" Still made me smile..
Spent my time till 5.30am in the morning and when i reach home, there she was again.! ! ! but this time, she's away.
Yup, that's how i ended up writing meaningless stuffs again so early in the morning. Birds chirping already....time to doze off once more...will i dream again?
god knows...i hope
Thursday, April 14, 2005
The Hello...
Woke up by the sound of raindrops. Started reading back again. Yes its not a joke, im READING! The only book that caught my interest was "Da Vinci Code" and i finally got it, thanks kensei. Though i cant seem to find the rythm to read more than 2 chapters >.<. I'll try i'll try.
Yesterday was browsing through some old songs and i didnt realize that i had this heart moving song by Switchfoot - On Fire. Amazing! This song channels so much emotion and yet the simplicity of this song make it sounds unique. It gave me the courage to once again say hello. It was no ordinary hello, mind you. I tried so many freaking times but in no vain, it failed. Anyway it was a dull and boring conversation and i felt that i lost my touch in talking. There wasn't anything that we could talk about and most of the time it was me who talks. It feels as if im answering myself. Maybe it was boring and senseless in one way. Who can blame me , just being friendly and trying not to offend anyone.Oh well, it sure pays off being a jerk once. You know what i learnt so far?
There's no room for apologies for one mistake that you wished it didnt happen. Only one. That's all it takes to ruin a friendship, trust and commitment. Time will not heal. No words are comforting enough. You just have to move on or perhaps, wait for someone else to come along.
Oh well, hope today will be a better day than before. Nothing last forever. Forever is a lie. Remember, the only time that matters is what happens between "Hello" and "Goodbye".
goodday.
Yesterday was browsing through some old songs and i didnt realize that i had this heart moving song by Switchfoot - On Fire. Amazing! This song channels so much emotion and yet the simplicity of this song make it sounds unique. It gave me the courage to once again say hello. It was no ordinary hello, mind you. I tried so many freaking times but in no vain, it failed. Anyway it was a dull and boring conversation and i felt that i lost my touch in talking. There wasn't anything that we could talk about and most of the time it was me who talks. It feels as if im answering myself. Maybe it was boring and senseless in one way. Who can blame me , just being friendly and trying not to offend anyone.Oh well, it sure pays off being a jerk once. You know what i learnt so far?
There's no room for apologies for one mistake that you wished it didnt happen. Only one. That's all it takes to ruin a friendship, trust and commitment. Time will not heal. No words are comforting enough. You just have to move on or perhaps, wait for someone else to come along.
Oh well, hope today will be a better day than before. Nothing last forever. Forever is a lie. Remember, the only time that matters is what happens between "Hello" and "Goodbye".
goodday.
Saturday, April 09, 2005
The story so far..
Well well, looks who's back again with stories that bores and facts about life that who gives a shit.
Hmm, lets see what i ve done in these past months. Couldnt recall any benefitial things i did, but fortunately i do have some memorable moments. It was a month ago, during the "highly anticipated" Zouk fest in genting. Don't get too hyped about it, that event sucks! Honestly, i didn't enjoyed it as much as i did the previous year. Maybe it's because we went in late due to unforseen reasons. Haih , friendship was put to a test and it seems that some people are just weird? Back to the fest, the queue suckS! the crowd sucks! the organiser suxks! thank god the chicks were OK =P.
Thats the only credit i have in mind.
I was stuck in the queue to the 1st entrance for around 1 hour. Imagine a sea of crowd beside the gents toilet...GOsh it was awful..Lucky for me, there's this brazilian chick standing next to me.. AJAJAJAJA! She kept complaining someone grope her ass ...awww, bad malaysian citizen.( Hey, it wasnt me !) I just smile at her =) and ask her to move closer to her friends. Anyway, to jump into conclusion, it still SUCKS! Should have visited uncle Lim instead.
The week after, tek drag me to a shuffle event in ORANGE. It opened my eyes the moment music started playing. Guys and girls with glowing phat pants , powderly smooth floor and the beat that keeps on going. Shuffling ROCKS! now that's what i call party!! Met Hayden and in case u guys dunno who he is, "he's the man"! The man who started it all, shuffle for life!
Back to reality, still unemployed at age 23 this year. What happen to my dream of earning my first 200k by the age of 30. Gone with the wind. I need to get a stable job soon! Help meeeee . Cash running low, motivation running low, everything running low. I need inspiration! Hopefully what i applied would come back to me with a job offering ..*prays*
However,whatever happen in these past few months in my life is insignificant compare to the events that happen around the world. 2nd earthquake that shook Indonesia again, and the sudden death of Pope John Paul II shocked the world. He was a great figure , a leader, and i think its a great loss to human civilization. I hoped to meet him 1 day though im not a Christian.
April month excites me in 1 way, and in the other , it kills the inner me. Celebrating my dad's birthday today! Woohoo go DAD! Sorry to have cause worries and make ur life miserable. My bro and i got a card for him. Yes, it's been cards and cards year after year. Hopefully he doesn;t mind , moreover, it's the thoughts that counts rite?
Well, i guess that's all to blog , im hungry, dirty and unsatisfied! I wan my hair back!!!! It's sso short now, i look like "chi hua hua". Dinner and soccer. Be back for more!
Hmm, lets see what i ve done in these past months. Couldnt recall any benefitial things i did, but fortunately i do have some memorable moments. It was a month ago, during the "highly anticipated" Zouk fest in genting. Don't get too hyped about it, that event sucks! Honestly, i didn't enjoyed it as much as i did the previous year. Maybe it's because we went in late due to unforseen reasons. Haih , friendship was put to a test and it seems that some people are just weird? Back to the fest, the queue suckS! the crowd sucks! the organiser suxks! thank god the chicks were OK =P.
Thats the only credit i have in mind.
I was stuck in the queue to the 1st entrance for around 1 hour. Imagine a sea of crowd beside the gents toilet...GOsh it was awful..Lucky for me, there's this brazilian chick standing next to me.. AJAJAJAJA! She kept complaining someone grope her ass ...awww, bad malaysian citizen.( Hey, it wasnt me !) I just smile at her =) and ask her to move closer to her friends. Anyway, to jump into conclusion, it still SUCKS! Should have visited uncle Lim instead.
The week after, tek drag me to a shuffle event in ORANGE. It opened my eyes the moment music started playing. Guys and girls with glowing phat pants , powderly smooth floor and the beat that keeps on going. Shuffling ROCKS! now that's what i call party!! Met Hayden and in case u guys dunno who he is, "he's the man"! The man who started it all, shuffle for life!
Back to reality, still unemployed at age 23 this year. What happen to my dream of earning my first 200k by the age of 30. Gone with the wind. I need to get a stable job soon! Help meeeee . Cash running low, motivation running low, everything running low. I need inspiration! Hopefully what i applied would come back to me with a job offering ..*prays*
However,whatever happen in these past few months in my life is insignificant compare to the events that happen around the world. 2nd earthquake that shook Indonesia again, and the sudden death of Pope John Paul II shocked the world. He was a great figure , a leader, and i think its a great loss to human civilization. I hoped to meet him 1 day though im not a Christian.
April month excites me in 1 way, and in the other , it kills the inner me. Celebrating my dad's birthday today! Woohoo go DAD! Sorry to have cause worries and make ur life miserable. My bro and i got a card for him. Yes, it's been cards and cards year after year. Hopefully he doesn;t mind , moreover, it's the thoughts that counts rite?
Well, i guess that's all to blog , im hungry, dirty and unsatisfied! I wan my hair back!!!! It's sso short now, i look like "chi hua hua". Dinner and soccer. Be back for more!
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