Hoi!~~~

My daily talks...

Morning:

Mom: Vin ! hei san ar! ngan jor lor ! tai lei lar, cham man mm kam yun fun, yee kah jau hak ngan fan...sei chai pao

Translates ( wake up ar, late already lor , see you lar, yesterday night dont want to sleep, now pulak sleepy ....Dont want to translate the last part)

Me: *Grumbles* and goes back to sleep.*


Driving to Work:

Me: Lalalala *singing* (no conversation cos i drive alone! )


At Work :

Me: Welcome to Mcafee Bla bla bla ...
Customer: Mcafee Sucks!!! Norton Rules!!! F**k Mcafee!!!!
Me: ... *sweats*
Customer: toot toot toot toot toot *hangs up phone*.

Me: Oi 'karper suni'. (Means Black Cock in Indian)
Colleagues : Bloody cina , apa suni suni knnccb (btw, my colleagues are mostly indian ) *laughs*
Me: Hehe macha, relax ya.. *laughs*.

At night :

Phone Conversation

Me: Yup?
Friend 1: GODLIKE!!!
Me: ... *sweats* . What time?
Friend 1: Coming now. Ciow
Me:... *sweat no.2*

2nd Home aka globalnet

WARNING: COMPUTER TERMS ARE USED IN THE FOLLOWING LINE. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, GUESS WHAT? .................................NONE OF MY BUSINESS!

Morons (including me) : Muahahahahah damn noob lar you ;Like chicken only ; Wah full liow, dont feed lor; Buffet sial, hou pao ar!!!!!
Oi knnccb, why kill me; jibai you ; Kap PC ar pokai? Zzzzz Please dont kill me art ; I 'm not sending you home !


Yumcha Sessions:

Conversation no.1
Note: the conversations below are in cantonese.

Moron 1: art, this friday are you going?
Me : Go where?
Moron 1: GO DIE LAR !!
Me: ..... *raise his fist*
Moron + Me: Hahahahhahahahaha


Conversation no.2
Moron 2: art, take already or not?
Me: Take what?
Moron 2: Take F*ck lar!
Me: ...


As you can see, my conversation througout the day is either non-constructive or plain just plain dumb. I swear like nobody's business and i dont give a flying fuck about it , so SUE ME!
Great friends i have, god damn proud to have them! =P

CHEERS!