Nothing to do at work, been reading alot of funny stuffz...
take a look at some of the top bumper stickers from askmen.com =P
enjoy
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence : Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full -- Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians -- So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. Cat: The Other White Meat2. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
24. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
25. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
26. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
27. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
28. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
29. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
30. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
31. Grow Your Own Dope - Plant A Man
32. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
33. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
34. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
35. Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship
36. Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore
37. So you're a feminist... Isn't that precious
38. I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?
39. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
40. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
heheh be back for more..learning new stuffs for blog
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13 comments:
Lols classy stickers you've got there ;)
me myself would use, ermm..no.7,14,19.30 haha:P ,33, 36,
and definitely 40 :)
would like to be able to put up no.26 :)
wahahahahah!!! adui sakit perut... wahahahah! good one. thanx for making me laugh today. lolz!
Hehehe thanks man, i just got it from somewhere on the internet >.<
glad i made everyone's day.
cheers
oi uncle..just realised that your page time is suuuper off!
tek jahat seh!
oi...what jahat..i am doing a public service announcement ey :P
soo innocent kena frame!
lol, i didnt realize that man..let me go adjust
cheh..not even a word of thanks..ish ish ish..budak budak zaman sekarang..kurang hajar betul!
:P
Spam kao hoiiiiii
wahahahahahah!!! kay la kay la, community service provider lolz! alvin, faster ucapkan terima kasih hahahah
art noob lar
never say i help oso =(
i got help oso ok!
alrites..tilimah kasih manyak manyak...u guys rox =p
i need a tag board so u guys can stop spamming here >.<
SPAM!!!! SPAM!!! I LOVE SPAM!!!
you know those meat. delicious SPAM i tell you.. SPAM!! WOOO! SPAM!!! =)
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