June~

JUNE

* Thinks far with vision - Oh yes i have a dream. Dream of overtaking Mr.Gates as the richest man on planet earth seems surreal.

* Easily influenced by kindness - Minor stuffs melts my heart. =( Don't show too much kindness to me or i might just bite you.

* Polite and soft-spoken - Ermmm , does swearing in a lower tone voice actually qualifies for this? Nah i'm not rude....i'm soooo nice to singaporean and aussies. Crap!

* Having lots of ideas - Apparently, i have alot of ideas in my mind, but 99% of it are junk ideas and irrelevant. I was born that way. Friends of mine like Franklin , Bell and the Wright brothers stole my ideas and made a fortune out of it. Want to know how they repay my kindness? They died and didn't leave a single penny for me =( . How sad how sad. Selfish bastards. Hmph~

* Sensitive - I 'm sensitive babeh !! YEsh!! Can i touch you ar leng lui? I'm sensitive you know.. Very nice fingers. See see..*pipakpipak* Alamak, sensitive oso let ppl slap =.=.

* Active mind - I have wild imaginations . Very very very wild you wouldn't want to know..

* Hesitating - No wonder i don't make decisions. So fucking true ! Hesitation gotta be 1 of my weaknesses.

* Tends to delay - So that explains why i always arrive late for work.. Ohhh I Seeeee. Blame it on June!

* Choosy and always wants the best - How true =(. When i choose, it's the best. When it's best, it's a pest. If it's a pest, give it a rest. Good things will come to those who wait.

* Temperamental - Eh, I do have a temperamental mood sometimes. It's called mood swing.

* Funny and humorous - GGTHXBYE.

* Loves to joke - I'm a serious guy ok....Dont play play ok ....I got no time to joke ok....if i joke too much later ho lang ong .

* Good debating skills - I don't agree on this. I always lose my debate to a species call female

* Talkative - Sometimes. When i don't talk, they say "Hey , are you ok? Why you not talking? Got ploblem issit?". When i talk they will scold me "AIyoh, lei pei yan tui lar! Gum toh Fai Wah Lei Kong " . Justify and tell me please. ISSIT WRONG TO TALK CRAP???? i know you bloody bastards will say yes =.=" so screw it.. haha

* Daydreamer - Wet dreams too.

* Friendly - *winks* leng lui, ho boh? Ai jadi kawan mah?

* Knows how to make friends - Nope. I just know how to irritate them with my comments and feed them with shit load of craps that could last the whole day.

* Abiding - I'm a rebel. 'Nuff said

* Easily hurt - Oh yes...you hurt me real bad alright...See this deep scar? Never healed never will be . I'm just as fragile as you are.

* Prone to getting colds - Craving for some delicious homemade wan tans in the morning? Come and find me.

* Loves to dress up - I don't dress to impress, I dress to kill =P But failed in so many attempts. Ceh , nobody to kill oso lar...

* Easily bored - Yalor. Everything oso sien. Work sien. Go home sien. Want go shopping, sien. No money sien. Tar fei kei , sien.The only 1 thing not sien, DOTA!

* Fussy - I'm not pussy ok, i mean fussy ! I love everything except cucumber, inconsiderate Malaysians, Singaporeans who hates Malaysian, fussy customers and arrogant pricks who thinks they are so godlike in this world. Go fug urself and if i can , i would shove my 5 tiny lil toes and my feet up your bloody ass.

* Seldom show emotions - Build a wall so thick, noone can penetrate. I left a small room if i ever need company. I'll spill the beans once i'm in the mood.

* Takes time to recover when hurt - Still counting the days ....

* Brand conscious - I don't wear pasar malam tai foo , or pirated goods like Georgio Airmani or Kuccit. Whatever that's bought from a decent shop, i'll wear it.

* Executive - Eh? Apa executive? i got executive chair at home lar.

* Stubborn - Bite me.

* Those who loves me are enemies - Those who loves me, of course i love them oso lar. Siow ar love your enemy? Sayang enemies can lar, not love please..damn gay.

* Those who hates me are friends - Those who hates me please tell me, i want to know who you are. I bring parang to your house and ask ur mommy and daddy why they born you to hate me ar...knnccb !@#$%^& =D

This post abit long hoh, but what to do, I'm part of the wonderful June babies mah...pai seh pai seh, so leng chai and so many cock story to tell.

To all those people who are born in the month of June, aren't we similiar in 1 way or another. No matter what they say about us, whether its bad , good or both, we are special in our own way. Ignore all the bad remarks and take the good 1's of course. Cheers

14th June babies that i know; Junie, Danni , Winnie , Zaffri (They all end with 'i' at the back =/ )

My new name ; Alvinie <-----fucking homo name =.='

Don't care lar, we rox!!! Woohoo