Penang is the place where you can just shuddup, dont think so much and just drive and end up eating something for fucks sake. Talk about food, penang has EVERYTHING!
All sui sui, shiok shiok and CHEAP! There is no way that you can get a bowl of noodles for RM2 in Subang or KL, but you can in PENANG!
I've whacked Char kuey Teow, Assam Laksa , Ho chien, Instant Kuey Teow Soup, Nasi kandar, and the famous drink that Ivan keep ordering and only can be found in Penang; ambla ! Ambla is a type of drink that taste like kat chai shin mui but x10 better. BEST!
Seafood in Tambun was overpriced, overrated and over-fly-ed. The restoran we went to was infested with hundreds of fly that can't seem to stop buzzing on our food and drinks. IRRITATING like fuck. Eat halfway need to swing our hands, drink halfway need to swing again. Niabeh. All they could come up to get rid of the problem is this sticky smelly stick that they placed on a Milo tin to trap those pest. Smart hoh? So rich but so kiamsiap to buy those purple zap-zap thing.
Anyway, penang people are all very friendly, very steady , and very FIERCE.
Day 1:
-Breakfast at McDs.
-Waihang spilled his drinks , wets his pants.
-Head up North
-Lunch in Ipoh
-56 sticks of Satay babi, 10 bowls of Kuey Teow Tng (not enough)
-Pit stop uncountable amount of time for an old man (seehoe)
-Reach Penang around noon.
-Lost our way to aparment
-Unload luggage, gamble session begin
-Evening in Ferringhi beach
-Halau-ed by stupid security guard $%^&*!
-Dinner at End of the World
-11 people , sand in the ass (after beach), smelly body odour, stomach ache, and 2 toilets.
-Gamble session no.2
-Supper at Nearby stalls ; Rm10 mahpukimak ho chien. tak best langsung, kena con
-Gamble session no.3
-SeeHoe still cannot shit
-Tidur
Day2:
-Woke up at 10
-Watch cartoon
-Gamble session no.4
-Head to Komtar
-Bad toilet experience for Ivan as he has his dick taken off Tek's camera. =P Kecik betul.
-Branch at antic restoran near Komtar
-Chicken rice add rice, char kuey teow, popiah, assam laksa, kuey teow tng and Ice Cream Soda (original 1 ok. REAL ICE CREAM+SODA) and still not enough.
-Kek Lok Si temple
-3 Buddhas; RM 2
-Shopping for souvenirs ; choose between a Samurai Sword or a Mini Mahjong. I chose mahjong. -Best assam laksa ever. Worst Scenario of people making sugar cane juice. Dirty = Nice
-Beach again !! woohooo Flex some muscles, played frisbee and wash eye also. Missed the banana boat ride.
-Bath at public toilet. Forgot to bring underwear. Cooling sensation.
-Dinner at Pelita Nasi Kandar, RM5 bucks for shitload of lauk. (not enough)
-Head over to the Chinese Restoran next door for Chee Cheong Fun and ho chien again. Now RM10 bucks for damn bloody big plate ok. knnccb
-Went back, gamble while waiting for turn to bath
-Dressed up, brush our teeth, gel our hair and head off for partying.
-Called Ampang kia and asked him where is GLO club. It's beside ESSO not ASTRO! niabeh.
-First experience in GLO - people dancing dangdut WTF? BUT chicks were everywhere! May Wan and Choy Wan was there. Missed it =(
-Went to next room with our chivas. Trance music to our liking.
-Johan Gielan music was playing by a fake DJ who doesn't know hows to spin. He played the same o' cd 3 times that night. POOOOOOSERRRR
-Finished at 3 am, head back to Bukit Jambul for supper. Maggie Goreng sucks
-Vern is still a paikia.
-Doze off pretty quickly.
-Wai Hang's leg infront of my face.
-Seehoe still haven't SHIT!
Day3:
-11 am, awake by the noise of people laughing.
-Snapshot of me snoring circulated in the apartment. =.=" fugers
-Watch cartoon while waiting to pack.
-Head to Bukit Tambun a.k.a Bukit Lalat for lunch
-Expensive sial. Bo steady restoran
-Almost ran out of gas on our Estima. Ultraman light keeps flashing indicating we have low fuel.
-Luckily Astro/Esso was there to save us.
-Dinner at Taiwan Noodle House in ss2. RM6 for kedekut kari mee. Service sucks, food sucks ,and the portion of food is 'muthafucking big'.
-Went back, unpacked and went for DOTA =p
-Yet, SEEHOE STILL HAVENT SHIT!
Nevertheless, it was a great holiday!
New word to use : Fierce !
See ya soon PENANG!
links for photo at here, here, and here
4 comments:
haha it was indeed one of the nicest trip ever.. we had our laughs and we had our fun time!! thankss people.. and yeah i agree, u snored DAMN LOUD wei! :P
chiu lin
that video clip should be send to big-boys.
u guys are evil! PURE EVIL!!
haha.. what's so evil about that? YOU SHD BE PROUD!! so now u can announce to the world that u have a darling! a very fierce and powderful one! :P
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