The species called Morons

Sorry for not updating, I somehow lost my post yesterday due to IE flaws.

I'm a proud member of Moron.Inc, a group for the guys who knows nuts about woman. It is a corporation that unite useless, stupid, uncaring guys to fight for the one they dearly love.

Mind you, we do have our own way of expressing to the 'one', but sometimes it's hard to do so.


Don't say we are useless - because we still love you eventhough u know nothing about changing tyres.

Don't say we are stupid - because we still love you eventhough you end up in lunatic hospital

Don't say we are uncaring - because we still love you eventhough you have a figure of a Michelin mascott during pregnancy.

Don't say we are heartless - because we still love you eventhough you killed a cat or murdered a hamster accidently

Don't say we don't spend enough time with you - because we sometimes miss our soccer game with our buddies just to watch soap drama with you.

Don't say we don't communicate - because we always think of how to please you and how not to make you down.

Don't say we don't know how to make you smile - because we always think off the lamest jokes around just to put the smile back on your face.

Don't say we don't shower with you with gifts - because most of the time we picked you up from your saloon, spend you eat, bring you to the movies, and you think petrol cheap ar? j/k.

We know you always wanted a Knight with shininig armor or a handsome hunk who would sweep you off your feet. Too bad for the fairy tale , hooray to reality.

That's why we guys unite together to share opinions and exchange ideas so that we can be your Knight with tulang body or the man who snores next to you. 10 points for the girl who accept who we are.

Can't blame us leh, we are just plain morons who fall in love with someone.

=p

Cheers buddy!