Day 2 of sleepless night. My sleeping time table is really messed up. It's 12pm now in the afternoon and all i do is browse the net. Help me!!! I'm normally energetic when it comes to nightfall. Like today, i came home at 5am! Yea luckily i dont have my parents waiting for me at the doorstep. What is happening to me. I can't seem to find my sleeping rhythm anymore!!!
Oh well, it's not a bad thing after all. At least now i can do my work in the morning.
Check this out:
The next time you're having a bad day,imagine this:
You're a Siamese Twin.
Your brother,attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You only have one ass.
ROFL...Jokes work wonders i tell you. Thought i can watched 'dodgeball' after i downloaded it today.But the stupid file had bad sectors, so the movie keep jerking every 2 minutes and replay back from the beginning. AHHHH screw it, i'm gonna watch it in cinema.
Okay another good joke before i go and find some food.
Bad Car Day
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk.
" This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out,
"I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
Enjoy =P
Good day.
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