The real football icons !

My glory days.. three of us were the only chinese guys among the football team. Proud neh!


Champions FC. See the guy in the middle, next to the blue Nike cap? Superstar man! Patah tangan also still can play football. =)

Anyone willing to scan pics for me?

Changing paths

And so my holiday has started...
Great, now I have more time for myself and nothing to prove.

I wanted to embark into some great adventure of travelling alone into some foreign country, get lost in translation and in the process met up with some hot chick who then invites me to her house for a bong session.
Such fantasies are so not going to happen when you dun have enough moolah. =(

Money surrounds us all whether you like it or not and at times, it swallows up your wildest imagination and breaks your heart, leaving you with nothing but dissapointment.

A few things which I never thought I would have done, happened. Like for example, I never threw a letter of resignation before and somehow I did. Many asked, whether I regretted doing so, and I can clearly say, NO.

Life's made of many choices , and regretting only makes you feel remorse and shitty. I chose to be happy, so that's why I'm leaving the company.

It wasn't a desperate measure, I just needed a break instead of sitting in the office and doing nothing. I feel useless ok.

Looking at the bright side, I got a job at the same time. Something which I wanted to do at some point of my life. Event line ! !! Couldn't be happier enough, cos my life's gonna change for sure. I get to keep myself busy and stop thinking about stupid stuffs. You know , those kind of things you think about when you are alone. ;)

Need to control my excitement for now, I know I'll feel likewise when things started to get real tough. Wish me luck k. Shon shon lei lei!

Anyone wants Lipton or Excel, just let me know, i make sure you drink until you jelak!

Heading out for lunch now...

pics for weekends here
Casualty for the week , OaK!

Tulan with Backstabbers

It's pathetic how human being can become in a corporate world.

Eventhough it's a dog eat dog world, never can I imagine someone who can come across such old school tactic of backstabbing. Whatever it takes to climb up the hierarchy chart really makes me puke.
As sly as he can be, I ain't fuking care no more. You can have my post or who ever's fuking post you desire. Go be a fuking shoe polisher for all I care and crawl in your own butt-licking world of yours.
For all the shit in the world , you are the dirtiest piece of shit you fuking maggot!
I'm ashamed to even know you what more you being a chinese yourself. Fuking disgrace.

I live my life the way I want too, you on the other hand, are 1 sadistic gutless bastard who prey for people consider you as a friend to make mistakes.

Good job prick.

Spoil only my holiday mood.

Kaninabehchaocibaitiunyamahhamkachan!

Sick

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
and that's why i'm wondering why
you had to tell me what's going on in your head
what's wrong
come around to another time when you don't have to run
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm dead sick. Don't even know why i bothered coming to work today. Cough is getting worse I hardly can recognise my voice anymore. Couldn't breath properly , just relying on my mouth to breath.

Going back from work. Took Half day today. I need more rest.

Definitely

A blank wish

I can barely sleep nowadays. Somehow part of me is draining away and I can't replenish it by sleeping early. My eyes just won't close , get it? I roll and roll to make myself tired but it doesn't help much.

Eventually, all i get is a big bad blank stare at the ceiling.

My weekend was fantastic, but I ain't talking much about it. Just to cut it short, there are moments where I felt embarassed and some which are rather surprising. At the end of the day, everyone enjoyed the company of each other and I sure enjoyed mine.

Yesterday night , something amazing happened. A group of us saw this shooting star out of nowhere and it was indeed remarkable, a once in a lifetime experience for me. I haven't seen 1 before in my entire 24 years of walking on the planent , so I was kindda thrilled with the whole thing.

It lid the dark sky for a moment and vanished quickly into sparkle of lights.

Somehow, I managed to make 2 wishes. I'm greedy >.<

But is it true that somethings are better just left unsaid?

For the time being , I think I'll keep it to myself 'first' .

I guess I'm introvert after all. ;)

No point spilling the beans if it's not going to happen anytime soon.

If only those words are meant to be heard, and you really mean it, that would have been great. For sure!

Busy as a bee now, Bye

Weekend pics as usual are here

Privacy please

Why do I have to wake up in the weee hours just to drag my sorry ass to work when the weather is so freaking nice to sleep? It was drizzling and apart of me wanted to just lay back and enjoy the cool morning breeze ...

I don't want to risk my reliable rice bowl by not turning up to work too=( .
......but but i want to sleep as well.

Bleh, screw the indecisiveness.

Don't you just hate making decisions?

It's gonna be another wicked weekend once again.. cos it's CLUBBINGGGG time~!!!!!

nothing excites me more than alcohol... muahhaha

yea babeh.. Next week too o1!!!!! I want my freaking doze of Malibuuuu

On a side note, I was reading Malay Mail yesterday and they mention about spreading false news on blog. Spreading rumours about politics can land the blogger in hot soup till the point that they can interrogate the owner.

Wow, cyberlaw taking effect in Malaysia heh ? Why the sudden urgency need of knowing what we post on our private space? Kaniniabu. Don't monitor our hamsap blog lar.
Lucky for me, i couldn't careless about politics and what's going on around the world. Yea , I'm a katak di bawah tempurung..

Give me sports ! and nothing but sports ! maybe add in a lil bit of saucy news about celebrities..
that's all i need to know. haha

Educative am I? =)
I thought so too.

I think I've done enough good deed to deserve my reward. I demand to have my candies placed on my doorsteps by hook or by crook . You know who you are !!!! Muahahaha

OK peeps, enjoy the weekend like there's no tomorrow cos that's what I'll be doing.

ciow de miow

Freaky

Freaky test.




If you can't see the instructions ;

Thinks of any 2 digit numbers EG: 14 , 23 , 67, 69

Add those 2 numbers and substract it with the original number. EG : 14 - 5 = 9

Stare at number 9.

Scary leh?

Japanese Crazy Stunts.

Gotta give Japanese game show producers credit.They are single handedly the most sadistic and hilarious people ever. On this game show contestants have to recite a tongue twister under a certain amount of time or they get slapped in the balls. Brilliant!



SAKITGILABABISENAKKAOKAO. I remembered being hit in the ballz during high school. and mind you, it's not accident. Some jokers from out of nowhere will come grab your balls and hit it hard like you've killed their parents.
It was a trend back then to hit someone's balls hard and see him suffer in agony for momentarily.

Yea and most of the time, you can hear people cursing "Mak KO!" and some fuckers laughing hysterically.

Really.

=)

My family gathering

It was family gathering again during the weekend as my uncle and aunty and their spouses came all the way down from Germany. My first time meeting my 5 year old Hongkie cousin and 3rd time meeting my German cousin.

Ok lar, lazy to write, without further adew a run through introduction of my family =)

We gathered ourselves in Restoran Sam You somewhere near PJ Assunta hospital.

This is my family. Serious or not my face? Actually leh, I acting only, i'm very easy going and like to hee-ha 1

My Sam Yee Mah's family (3rd aunty)

My Sei Yee Mah's family (4th aunty)

This is my uncle and aunty from Germany lah! Leng lui leh my cousins? The small girl is so adorable and guess what, she enjoys playing football!!!

This is my Tai Yee Mah . She's the queen of the whole family and I respect her alot because she can be the coolest aunty one can ever have. My uncle look like the guy from KFC or not? hehe j/k.

Cheeky. She makes all the clown face when taking pictures. Typical notti lil kid. =)

My parents with notti kid. Wait, where am I? Holding the camera lar whatelse. !@#$%^

Me and cousins. I'm the second eldest in the whole family.

This is my gong-gong. If I'm not wrong he is around 80+. Still going strong !! He does most of the household work in my grandma's house. Terra leh?

Cousins.

Amboi, see lar...she damn layan me =) Muahahahah

=)

That's all. She'll be back to Malaysia.....in the next 4 years

or more.

Snow Patrol - Run

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I'll sing it one last time for you
Then we really have to go
You've been the only thing that's right
In all I've done

And I can barely look at you
But every single time I do
I know we'll make it anywhere
Away from here

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder, louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

To think I might not see those eyes
Makes it so hard not to cry
And as we say our long goodbye
I nearly do

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

Louder, louder
And we'll run for our lives
I can hardly speak I understand
Why you can't raise your voice to say

Slower, slower
We don't have time for that
All I want is to find an easier way
To get out of our little heads

Have heart my dear
We're bound to be afraid
Even if it's just for a few days
Making up for all this mess

Light up, light up
As if you have a choice
Even if you cannot hear my voice
I'll be right beside you dear

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No mood to do anything, internet is in snail speed , can't update blog, cannot upload photos, nothing to write, no appetite,

Symptoms of holiday?

Yea I badly neeed 1

Sinners

I HAVE SINNED

I'm not afraid to go to hell

I'm just afraid that I won't feel sorry for what I have done

For the booze and love flick

Alcohol Count
1 1/2 Bottle of Chivas
1 Bottle of Vodka
1 Jug of Malibu
1 Jug of Long Island Tea
2 Bottles Of Heineken
(I only had a few sips and 3/4 of the Malibu)

Kill Count
none -.-"(dang)

Coconut + Rum + Pineapple Juice = Mega ROX!
Malibu is so heavenly delicious makes my taste buds go wild . The next time I'm going to have 1 all by myself !!! ANyone who steals the straw from my jug is going to get castrated !
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ! muahahah

It's been awhile since my last clubbing scene, and Saturday night was a blast. I was very very tipsy but not into the 'floating' mode yet. There was times I looked at the D-Link bottle and asked myself , why oh why in heaven did they fill it up with so much alcohol.
Much to my surprise was this Korean guy who just down the Chivas right from the cap. Prolly mixed with 1 gulp of Coke and that was IT. The gf followed his other halve's footsteps but was not that extreme.

Still, what a crazy couple O.o

We had our bottoms up in the carpark opposite the road as the bottles in Ruums are very pricey. I don't really enjoy Soul-T spinning , mainly because his set is just plain monotonous beat of bass. Imho , I think bass agents are much better that night. But still, I still feng a deng. Damn layan sial. Partly because of the alcohol kicking in lar. =)
The night ended early due to rumours of a police raid. Potong.

When we thought the night has ended, Ivan called all the way from Poppy. 3 of us sped down again to KL to help him only to find out that the 'drama' has been settled. -.-""""" Tulander.
It was cool though, cos we smoked a Skyline ! Tubby did. With alcohol influence of course.

Sunday.
11 peeple watched "Lake house" and only 1 couple, so do the maths. 9 mah lat lous watching sappy romantic flick and I had to sit next to Oak =) . He was trying so hard to coverline and just hiding his smirk. Hahahah I swear I saw water in his eyes >.< . He's full of love.

It's a good love story and there are a few phrases which really catches the heart. The love letters remind me of my youth. What happen to snail mail nowadays? Hmm

Watch it with your love ones. It's really good.

Sadly to say , I'm not even near there.

(pics on Saturday link here )
ciows.

Feeling dubious

I'm lost. Like really really lost ...
I don't have all the answers in the world
but hell I'm trying my best.

What da hell is wrong with me...
Why do I always have to be so skeptical.
I hate being cynical at times and it's really messing with my mind.

Mind putting a bullet through my head?

Please.

In exchange for a candy?

Nothing much

This song is BerRoxxing.

Dont wolli, it's not bom chak bom chak song.





Idle idle,
Suddenly i felt useless.
and the PC is really pissing me off. Keep on diskonecting only.

Why is human alwasy unsatisfied with with they have?
Does that make all of us greedy in one way?

The more I can't get it, the more I want it.Very farnee lar.. no meh?
Become monk the best, no need worry so much. Got food on the table, just eat nia. No need to worry about money and girls. So carefree. Sommore can get attention from so many peeple.

My unkle will be coming from Germany next week. Can't wait for the arrival of my Italy jersey and my angmoh cousin . *evil grin*

and NO im not bringing her out. First of all , I can't even speak German for goodness sake How am I supposed to ajak her out leh? Correct or not ?
She's also below the age limit, so got curfew and lastly I don't want her being swamped by hamsap lous . Take picture sudah lah. Kekeke

And lastly if you having a bad day, got kicked in the ass, got fried sotong or let people dump, here's a joke to cheer you up.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the *exact* words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."



WAHAHAHAAA

Got laugh or not?

Now pay me for the joke =)

No ending

I just found out something from my work place.

They had remote access to all the computers. So, if I'm really really unlucky, they are actually looking at what I'm typing in my blog.

HELLO ADMINS !! YOU GUYS SUXK!!!!KISS MY CHINESE WHITE ASS!! LALALA

One of my colleague got fired yesterday for breaching the company's policy. She failed big time man. Let's not go into it, but what she did was really extreme. =.="

I've been snoozing in the office nowadays and it's getting out of hand. Everytime i kept reminding myself to stay awake but most of the time it failed badly. Try coming to work at 5am with the office lights all off.

So tempting to oi oi leh.

----------------------------------

There's been few "What if" questions playing repetitively on my mind recently and I'm feeling really paranoid about the whole thing.

What if I quit this job now ?
What's really bothering me
-I'll be jobless . No income, no savings. Just rot at home and waiting for vultures to feed on my kutus. I don't want to sit at home with no moolah coming in.

What I intend to do
-Handing out several application form by the end of this month, my leave has approved for 10 days nearing the end of August. I just pray lar, I get what I want during that period of time.

Worst scenario
-Stay back and work my ass off on a 8.5 hours job =*(

This is the main concern right now. My career path. Others are just tiny mini personal stuffs which I don't intend to write it down.
Eventually, it will just fly off together with the wind.

Which is worse? ;
unable to express? or expressing at the wrong time?

Letting go has been very difficult. I've been holding on for something that has no ending. I didn't let go because I had faith in you. Until i realize I'm just walking on a blind path. All these while , I wanted to tell you it was a misunderstanding,and that maybe one day, against all odds, we can be together once more.

I hate being emo.

I wasn't like this before I met you.

Why did I turn out this way?

Haih.

Hooray ! Weekend !

WEEKEND POST !!! woohoo

This week is like 1 flying bullet train.. Si beh fast neh , it's only 1 hour and 15 minutes left till weekend once more. Can't wait to jet off to the car and drive home with almost empty petrol tank.
AS you know my old junk Honda drinks petrol like nobody's business and is killing me slowly. Looking at the brighter side, I better dun complain so much lar,cos' don't need to pay car installment like some of you does. Ngekngek.


It has been a very mundane week only the fact that my favvy team won the world cup. Nothing nice happen besides that.

So keen to watch back to back season of 'Lost'. I buta-buta go bought the whole DVD set after lunch yesterday =(
Tangan gatal lor, see got money in wallet cannot tahan, need to spend. Grrrr
I never regretted buying it though.

Feel like going for alcohol booze tonight , Laundry anyone? Dunno what's the hype about that place... I need to check it out !! after failing twice to land a sit because of over crowded. KNN!

And also, this weekend I'm going to show-off my inherited mahjong genes from grandma and let it all out in a session of dry-swimming ! woohoooooo~~ Watch out you 2 !! I'm coming for your wallet.

It has been awhile ! I'm missing the touch. =)

LAstly, I have not told anyone before, but I never added anonymous person in friendster before. Like a total complete stranger. I find it real awkward to know someone through the website.

But yesterday, I have no idea what went through me. Shyly, I added someone >.<. She resembles someone I wish I knew from somewhere. It's complicated. But the good news is, she approved it ! woohoo Super happy man.

Now the next thing is to get her msn. and errr cross my fingers?

Sweet looking girl i tell ya. Really one. No lie you. =)

Lastly a pic of me looking at "The Tower" ! ( I Was curious of what my mate order during a drinking session in Chinoz, Klcc,and when it came, OMFG TOWER!!! !!! So Fcuking Roxor!! )

(look at my jakun face, hehe actually leh, I was staring at something else.. sshh)

Come lar let's bottoms up !

Happy weekend peeple~

Too much free time.

No words can describe how incredibly bored I am right now.

Really, I'm bored. VERY VERY BORED. So bored to the extend that I'm fishing in the office. I need one way to stay awake, so I'm standing right. Tried slapping myself a few times on the face , but not helping much.

B
Oo
Rrr
I i i i
Nnnnn
Gggggg

B-O-R-I-N-G

Long long time ago, we made a video on Chap Goh Mei , released recently over here
Kenot see my face lar, the video was too dark.

Round 1


I think both oso bodoh, Materazzi backside itchy, and Zidane of all people, lost his cool.

The head butt gotta hurt. =)











After watching the video, I can conclude that both of them undergo secret society training. Serious 1 no lie you.

Zidane's headbutt skill came from

E-HONDA from Street Fighter ! hoo hoo hoo hoo!










Materazzi's mulut bisa came from
George Semak-samun

Ok I'm officially bored.

=(

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

ITALY - 2006 WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS

4 stars babeh !!! 4 muthafucking stars!!!!


Prophecy was right all along !!!
The scandals back in domestic football, the friendly game with Switzerland , the mathematical 12 years appearance in finals , it all came through!

1 month of watching Italy going through grueling matches after matches and finally lifting the cup is simply ecstatic !!! Relishing a childhood dream. I'm sure in your lifetime, you would like to watch your favourite team lift the mother of all cup at least ONCE. I did ! and many many many young Italian fans did as well.
More of matches like this , I'll end up having heart attack. My heart runs so wild I hardly have time to catch my breath.

Honestly, Italy looked doom when it comes to penalty shootouts, (94' & 98' World Cup) but yesterday night, they buried the ghost and emerged as champions.An Italian Job well done !

Once again, sending off proves to be the turning point of the game . The departure of France's maestro, the magician , the contender of Golden Ball award, the man who change 'Les Bleus' destiny to the finals; Zinedine Zidane proves to be the decisive turn of a high profile match.

To all you sour grapes out there, sheer luck my ass ! Eat your heart out cos Italy is bringing the cup home. Remember this image as it will be remembered for years to come

FORZA AZZURRI !!!

ps : Mr.Lippi , when are you shaving your head like your promised? =)

pictures courtesy of soccernet.com. yea i curi peoples image.=)

I want back my youth!!

Weekend is around the corner once more.

I no longer wait anxiously for weekend to arrive like I used to. Minus the sleep I get, it's just a normal boring day altogether. I want back my high school carefree days where I rely heavily on my allowances to survive. It has been 8 long years since I last step foot on the school ground. Every inch and corner of the school bring back fond memories. =/ (i don't do staircase kinky stuffs ok)

I miss eating free wantans during recess
I miss pendidikan jasmani with my librarian pants.
I miss Mr.Anthony and his dirty mind.
I miss all the gossips and saucy news about girls in my school.
I miss singing Negaraku and putting stones in friends pocket/bag.
I miss skipping school just to have teh-tarik in nearby mamak
I miss jumping over the fence like an olympic champ just to go back home and pangsai.
I miss school exams and the opportunity to copy.
I miss sitting behind of Sunita and pulling her hair. (shes still hot ok)
I miss not doing homework.
I miss bullying Kirk Keong and teasing him with ManGuan. (is that how you spell her name?)
I miss those malay guys.
I miss anti-ing prefects
I miss playing conquer!
I miss spot-checks and going gelabah over liquid paper
I miss calling my headmistress 'penguin' and seeing her walk like 1.
I miss sleeping in class and the after class Royal rumble.
I miss watching school fights
I miss wet baju kurung girls =)
I miss friendly football matches and tournaments.
I miss merentas desa and sports day.
I miss those days of chorus speaking competition.
I miss playing soccer in hockey field and breaking classroom window glasses
I miss breaking tabung uji and bikar or burn stuffs with penunu bunsen.
I miss seeing people sitting outside of Maggie Mee's class because they didnt finish their homework.
I miss making fake tattoos on friends hand.
I miss playing with chemical and making intials with it.
I miss going tarkei and slot machines after school
I miss playing snooker =(

The list can go on..
and most of all I miss being myself =/

Can we actually go back 1 day?

Just one day is enough.

not again.. =(

I 'accidently' stumble upon someone's blog today.

Don't know why i'm feeling emo now =.=
Why ? Why ? Tell me why ? Ninabeh what is wrong with me .Really soh kao jor.

a looonnggg sighhhhh .

What say you now? Hah?

ITALY IS IN THE WORLD CUP 2006 FINALS!!!

Simply ecstatic !
Defying all the odds, they have made it through. Lucky? I don't think so.

Awaiting the cut kuku sessions from "you know who" =)

Hopefully they will go all the way and lift the cup

FORZA AZZURRIS!

The World is changing!!

Wah liu, the internet at home is as slow as turtle humping. Now I know why i never blogged at home jor. Niamafulat streamyX 1000 years still like that. Complains after complains, but no action taken. If i'm in Iraq , I'll hire a suicide killer and bomb their headquarters.

Seriously.

Why everyday the weather fucking hot? Is there something i miss in the newspaper? got global warming issit? Ninabeh, I switch on the air-cond and I'm still sweating like a pig. Everytime when I reach home in the afternoon and have all the urge to sleep, it turns out to be warm and sunny outside, and eventhough i fucking switch the aircond to 17 degrees, the room is still damn bloody hot.
Kei lun turn-off =.= (maybe i should try sleeping naked for a change)

For all you shopaholics, ZARA is on sale. I don't know whats the hype about but it seems that people are skipping their lunch break just to catch a glimpse of what they are offering. Gila punya orang. LAter you see outside the shop got ambulans fler ready to carry those who pengsan while shopping. If anyone of you masuk hospital like tat dun call me k. I tembak you more.

Today in office I got burfday cake again. Don't know what flava but it was yummy and like MAx said, you can feel the fats passing through the veins. Had a birthday card as well, will post it up once I get hold of it. Then went off to lunch in KLCC with CL. KFC was good but the fact that lining up for alomst 10 minutes is not good. Anyhow i rewarded myself with Zinger and the ever so tasty CHEeSY wedges!! Heavenly satisfied though.

I'm so bored I don't know what to blog. Haha , oh yeah I found this very interesting blog recently and for all you hamsap fler out there. HERE!
It's a hamsap girl with a hamsap blog and hamsap story. Singaporeans are born horny. I haven't stumble upon any Malaysian bloggers with such high sex fantasies. Go girl! !

A twist of tale, saw this article gotten from Sin Chew Daily about girl tar kao . Gangsta sial budak budak zaman sekarang. They removed it from youtube jor, but check out the video in rojaks . Damn kesian this girl ok, kena whack and just stood helplessly there. Maybe she was in a wrong lar, but still, where got Malaysian so heartless one? Ninabeh, those guys standing there and laugh are pure fuckheads. Got lanciao but still useless,go chop it off and make goreng pisang lar kaninias'.
What happened to those si si man man (ladylike) girls who can barely hurt a fly? Haih, they ought to be taught some meaningful lessons from our generations.

*update* got it from Malaysia kini >.< here!
Watch out for the girl who did the *peace* sign in the midst of this recording, you feel like giving her a tight bitch slap =.=

Oklar,enough for today, going off for futsal.

FORZA AZZURIS!

The men in black

Drama , drama and more drama. You can't get enough of real life actions than any soap opera you've seen on tv.

World cup has been very entertaining so far with twists like brawling match and controversial goals. The joga bonito factor is instantly killed by the referees conducting the match. Seriously, all of them deserve to be head shot. To the extreme, there was a match ended with 20 cards shown ; 4 reds, 16 yellow cards. OMFG !!!

Kelong or what? you tell me. Yesterday match between Italy and Australia was another pulsative match. Another heart attack display by the Italians who had Marco Materazzi sent off early in the game for a reckless tackle which only looked like a yellow card to most of the viewers. And yet, once again the referee decided to flash the red card gracefully without using their freaking brains.


It could have been an ill-fated match for the Italians once more who are famously known for their ruthless behaviour on the field. But they held on, keeping their spirits high and fighting for their pride.
Playing with 10 men and being attacked constantly,the Socerroos couldn't barge their way through the Azzuri's solid defence. Brilliant displays by Buffon and Co. kept the Aussies at bay.

In the end, Italy survived the onslaught and was emerged as winners through another controversial call by the infamous men in black. A heartbreaker moment for Australia and the fans. A cruel blow to Hiddink and his debut team in the knockout stage, but you can only have 1 winner.

Somehow, whether you hate the calls and the blunders made,the referee still holds the power to decide matches and to some people, they may even considered as saviour in times of trouble. =)
Let's just hope as the game goes by, they improve their judgement and not make any bad calls that proves to be a decisive turn for a team.

Forza Azurris!!!

KNN Company.

First they block my only source of football news,

then they block my radio...

then they block everything connecting to the word "Soccer"

NOW they block my MSN!!!!!! Fuckanathan!

Too much sial.

So have to find alternative way to login to MSN, and was introduced to Meebo.

Then some joker played a prank on me...


Tulaness..

What next? Take my computer away lar tius...

14th June

*Thanks for the cake!*

and all you guys who made it there

more pictures at http://alvinn.multiply.com

24

It's my birthday, I can post whatever rant I WANT =)

Another year gone by like a blink of an eye
So many unforgetable memories throughout this 1 year I hardly recall most of the small ones.
My life is merely like a walk in the park.
Easy going, not much worries and not much to think about.
IT doesn't feel old when people don't mention your age and when they do, you feel so fucked up about it.
I miss old school days so very much, I'll shorten my life just to live those years if I have to.
It's been awhile since I last visited school ground. To fresh smell of padang and the early morning breeze that's so energizing
7 years ago down the road and I'm not even living my dream.

5 years ago,
who would have thought I have fallen head over hills over someone whom I barely knew. Yea, I did and it was a painful experience all in. It hit me in the face real hard and I'm slowly picking up the pieces. Still doing it once awhile. Don't blame me, I was left hanging and not knowing who to turn to. Anyhow I'm really glad that she found someone now =)
Just wish that 1 day we'll start talking back again...as friends of course.

I never thought I would find someone similiar like how i felt from the one before. I was so wrong. February was the turning point and it was a whole new experience. It was a great take off and it hit rock bottom pretty real quick too. I thought I could be a real nice guy and patch things up. Doesn't pay really well to be one.

There were moments where we were so close I thought there was a beginning somewhere. But in the end,we somehow never got together.
I wished it did, and somehow I'm glad it didn't. It would have been difficult, for both of us if it happened. I would never let slip the chance if was given another 1 to try.

What better ways to learn the ugly truth then your birthday. So I was waiting, just like 5 years ago for a message. It never came.

Deep down, wasn't expecting this to happen. But it did happened. Thanks for all the messages guys! It really meant alot to me.

I'll be moving on with life...this time around, I have my friends... =)

Happy birthday to me!

urban legends - sex : Conception Misconceptions

People will believe anything if they want to avoid pregancy...

You can't get pregnant if it's your first time.

Jumping up and down immediately after intercourse will prevent conception.

Douching with Coca-Cola or 7-Up will kill whatever sperm the process doesn't wash away.

It's impossible to get pregnant if you have sex during your period.

After intercourse, a hot bath or a heating pad on the stomach prevents conception.

As long as neither party takes off their underpants, no babies will result.

Taking 20 Aspirin right after will halt conception from taking place.



Provided you do it standing up or with the girl on top, the sperm will never reach the egg.

As long as he pulls out before he ejaculates, no sperm will be loosed inside the girl.

Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy.

You cannot get pregnant if you have sex in a chlorinated swimming pool.

...Or if they really want to get pregnant...

A woman can get pregnant only one day per cycle.

A woman should wait at least 3 months after stopping birth control pills before trying to conceive.

Orgasms cause women to release eggs.

Men should abstain until midcycle to increase the likelihood of conception.

A woman is more likely to become pregnant if the couple adopts a child.

The back seat of a '57 Chevy improves the odds of getting pregnant.

Coitus at the tops of tall buildings to increase gravity as you lie head-down increases your chance of becoming pregnant.

taken from http://www.warphead.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=7

Yea Right?

The party that was..

I'm back from Melaka after the long awaited trip to Maxis kick off party.
In my opinion, it wasn't so great compared to the previous raves. The DJ was good, is just that the crowd was not into it. Barely half of the place was filled with people. The ciggy booth were practically empty and the drinks counter is infested with nothing but flies.CAnnot blame them..Who wants to pay RM 10 for a mineral water? You gotta be kidding me..What an utter lot of bullshit if you ask me. Complete rip-off! I hope they generate loses in revenue and goes bankrupt!!! Not MAxis lar, the organizer =).

The before party was the killer. Easily, 3 people was taken down in our villa. Thanks to Eric and his out-of-mind crap drinking ethics. He pours drink for people like nobody's business.It's so clear he's an alcoholic now >.<. Wait let me rephrase, a MUTHAFUCKINGCRAZYALCOHOLIC! Oak and Alex were in sleeping mode when we reached the rave. The music haven't even kick in, and they were already sitting down breathing heavily and was in the world of their own. =) Fucking funny though. As the partay went on, they continued buying crates of beer. I wondered how they manage to fill their plastic bottle with beer eventhough we emptied it. Hmm, ahhh Eric the devil constantly refill his bottle with beer!! Kanasai.

in the end,he was piss drunk =P. TaiNeiSei
Tubby couldn't remember any shit, oak slept at several spots and puke at the guard's divider, eeyeeww! Alex was in wonderland and was taken advantage off. Eugene cheated and poured his drink for others to be his scapegoat, CK damn smart to keep quiet and run away from being another victim. Anyhow, i gotta respect Eric's friend who drinks like a cow and still standing at the end of the day. Respecto!

Ahhh the wonders of alcohol. Simply amazing it build memories.

Signing off, pictures soon.

Happy yappy sappy ...;)

Yea man, early post!

Wah liu, this month seems like forever.
I can't wait for it to over and get my bloody pay!!! I have debts to settle and after clearing my credit card payment for the first time, I'm BROKE!
Not really lar, got savings this month =) hehe.

I'm proud of myself being able to save RM400 bucks this month after all the frequent visits to alcoholic den and partying like a wild animal. RM400 wei! Alot sial. I saved this much also because there is noone to spend accept for MYSELF!! =)
Bought a few shirts and 2 t-shirts recently. Shiok gila. Damn long never credit myself.

X-Men 3 is a crappy movie. Cheesy and so predicatable. Mahai like making movie to cheat small kids.
The good guys are sooo outnumbered. Wolverine still the yengness with his black suit. Storm is being candy-ass whipped by Calysto. Beast is ugly. Mystique is hot only when she's naked. Juggernaut/Vinnie Jones adds a comedy touch to the movie. Cyclops/ Professor X die like pussies. Archangel the sidekick looks like a fag who poses like a proud peacock. Phoenix/JeanGrey is like the mutant of all mutants.She just stands there and everything around her incinerates. Even the mighty Magneto who is supposed to be the most vicious villain of all brotherhood could not cope with her wrath. Oh btw, Magneto lost to a needle and see him run like a sissy =) How pathetic.

Oak's party on Saturday was a blast. HE got wasted far too early in the night. Tired konon. NAH =.=_|_. So much drink left, in the end I was the second target. Niamafulat tubby.

Pictures uploaded in yahoo photos. ID : tubztubztubz PW: godlike

I wasn't drunk. Just high.

Lastly, I'm glad she finally messaged me. I left my MSN on when I went home from work. It made me smile. At least I know I'm still her friend. Who would have thought a simple message breathes a sigh of relief. Thanks ;)

I'm craving for CS. Clan match anyone?

Moving on...

Aight, my mistake for not updating.My fault for being a lazy ass. I'm so preoccupied with workloads I hardly have time for myself or to shit.

I have tonnes of photos still waiting to be uploaded from previous outings. NO time lar blahder. Come back tired. No time to blog, only got time for O.C. And yes, I'm hooked to O.C because it rocks my socks. How can you not fall for Marissa? Or or Lindsay? Ahhhh Teen dramas, just my kind of soup. Anyone who disagrees can just bang the wall. If anyone of you have the previous season please oh please I'll be your slave , I'll do whatever you want... I just need my daily doze of O.C.

I'm slacking off at work right now not knowing what to do. My PC is not working and I have to wait for the technician to fix it. Ahh what a day of enjoyment. Still envy those fuckers who get to stay away from office. Haih, i really need to get a job beyond office compound. I hate being tied down to a chair and a computer not able to move around like a free bird. I want to feel the sun !! the rain!!! the smell of polluted air our great malaysians are causing!!
Seems like everyone is job hopping. I can't bare to do so. Sadly to say, I'm too attached with my colleagues and friends over here that I hate to leave.

I know, i know..that shouldn't be the way. I'm reluctant ok! and i'm different. I just don't jump into new things that easily.

I've been thinking lately about relationships and getting involved with girls. I know nuts about them. Honestly, it's like a bloody holy grail altogether understanding them. Dig deep my friend, and you shall be granted with your wildest imagination. Oh yeah, and don't ever ever ever ever ever get involved with someone who doesn't have feelings for you in return. It really sucks being the only jerk who claps alone. You know what makes a bigger jerk? Being ignored =.=. Basket!
Maybe I've done it before not realizing it. Sakit gila babi punya balasan.

It's ok...I'm moving forward like a new Toyota. It just have to end this way? Very da bagus.

Looking forward to weekend!!!! Oak's birthday man..we gonna have booze! yummie!!! He is so going to get wasted. Those with credit cards, please fork out cash and kasi dia graveyard!! We see how many glass he can tahan before white foams oozes out from his mouth. LAn C sommore lar.. =.= You WILL pay for your sombongness. Who joining me? *support sikit ok, i don't want to be the only sohai here who does it >.<*

Before i forget, today is my mom's birthday. I'll buy you cake ok. Don't be grumpy and stay healthy! Happy birthday!! Love ya!

Adios

If only....I had a million bucks...

Weekend is here again..for once I'm not looking forward to it. Weekend or weekdays, it's still crappy for me.
Sien until tulan. Tulan until can grow moss. My life need a major zh'ng. A big big transition. If only i had money , things will be different then.

IF I had a million bucks right now,

-I'll buy a Honda Civic.
-I'll get my ass to Amsterdam and eat space cakes all day long.
-I want to feel heaven in Shinjuku.
-I'll get world cup tickets for all Italy matches.
-My friends will get a grandfather chivas each.
-Get Dark by Design to play live set in ss18 padang.
-Build a nice house.
-Bribe my way to dinner with Sarah Tan.
-Send my parents for a nice holiday.
-Buy a billboard and hang my face with the title "I rox"
-Quit the company and self employed
-Put 100k in the bank for rainy days.

and the list go on...

I knew my name means something...

You'll know that you are addicted to Dota when your name resembles 1 of the heroes name.

alvin wong -- [adjective]: Banshee-like 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Behold my friends! Fear my Spiritsssss ! Watch out for my swarm of beessssss .

Wait i try something else

alvin wong wai hon -- [noun]: An alien 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

WHAT THE FUCK? Bloody random generator. Now I'm ET.

Last 1

sohai -- [noun]: A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

The meaning more yeng than my name, but no thanks =)

*WARNING*Another emo rant.

This is one of the entries that I wished you would stumble upon.
Just to let you know how much I missed you so.

You had me wandering helplessly since the day it took a twist.
Somehow the conversation just stopped.
No more laughing, no more silly jokes, no more 'what you've been through'
and no more 'I miss you'.

Who do I turn to now when I can't sleep in the middle of the night?
Sometimes, I just stare blankly to the ceiling just thinking..
What the hell have I done wrong?

I'm stuck between a hello and a goodbye.
Not knowing whether to move on or to stay or wait for a miraculous spark to happen.
Confused like a bird who lost his mother.
Where do I go from here since I have clipped wings.

I stand by here every single day, hoping to get and answer from you.
Just because I don't want to assume and get all the wrong ideas.
The cold treatment, the "I will call you back" but didnt are signs...
Are you asking me to stay away from you?
Call me stupid , call me naive... Is it really that hard to tell me?
I realized i hit the wall far too many times I'm immuned to it.

Ever wonder why I still do so?
I still like you that's why and I'm not asking you to like me back.
I just need to know, where do I stand at this moment.

I've come to a point where there is no turning back.
You taught me things I never knew and I've not been who you always wanted me to be.
You can't change people.
At least in this world, there are still people who cares about you.

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.

All i wanted is to be close to you and my hope still floats..

A visit to Kinokuniya

Today I was so semangat I walked all the way to KLCC just for fucks.
I was thinking what I should do with my 45 minutes break?

Hmmm

*kacheng*
Walk walk lor, take many many pictures like a tourist lor...and off I went under the bright sunny sky. I sweat, embraced the hot day and endured the heavy traffic just for the Fucks of it. =( How mo liu .

Thinking of not spending any money,I headed to Kinokuniya just to kill my time. And I know,I wouldn't spend my money on BOOKS.

Now,I present to you, books for the book enthusiast and books that are soooo wrong to be even selling on the shelf!!! Very very wrong indeed.

1.) Soccer Star's Bibiography

They sell english speaking superstar soccer player's biography like Beckham, Rooney, Lampard , Keane ; you name it they got it, but can they actually WRITE? Hmmm....We don't see any Malaysian players like Dollah,or Zainal or Bambang writing biography =.=" Maybe they did, in Indon or Malay...who knows.

2.) The Da Vinci Mania

Here:

and more of it

You can't get enough of Da Vinci do you...Already one of the all time best seller, published in numerous languages, got a movie coming soon, been critizied by the Pope, hmm what else?
Maybe start writing about other Da Vinci's painting?

3.) For the crusades.

A must have for Jesus freak. I would buy it if I were a Christian. Read the title of the book oso scared lor.. "HOLY BLOOD, HOLY GRAIL"! and they forgotten to include "HOLY COW,HOLY EXPENSIVE! and HOLY MACORONI"

4.) Shocking book on tourism

Hmmmmmmm...Book says tourism, but the cover shows nen-nen. ? CONFUSED? Me too. Sommore got star on the nip =.=" , This Nirpal guy really twisted. What was he thinking anyway.

5.) Book for the losers

Ever wonder why you have no money, no life, no gf, no goals? This is an alternative solution to people who doesn't have mirror at home.

6.)WTF Book.

A book that goes OMGWTFBBQKKTHXBYE..What's wrong with these people anyway ?

7.) A book for guys

If you still love your gf eventhough she's a pain in the ass, spending all your money, and keep telling you that your friends suck big time...read this;

You ain't alone buddy.

I had to stop snapping photos because this cannot-make-it lady who happens to work at the counter asked me not to do so. =/ Dissapointed sial. So i walked away and it was time for work soon. I make my way to the exit and couldn't help myself but to take one last shot on this lovely book.

=)

Remember i said no buying things?

I contradicted myself and bought this magazine..

20 bucks down the drain =*( but it was worth it!!!!
WORLD CUP ROX OK! and AZZURI ROX! other country can go saupei!

I'll definitely be going back there again one fine day.

Genting trip , revisited...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5 Mou lais went up the hill
G-E-N-T-I-N-G
What to do with time to fill
C-A-M-W-H-O-R-I-N-G

It was raining in Genting and we had to stay back awhile. Startlar the cam whoring session.

Directions:

The mist in genting:

Starbucks in Genting:

Seehoe: "Wei, just now i saw this girl, her ass was thisssssss big! "

All: Must be Sin Ka Lan lar this Seehoe

Act cool but more like poser.

Now never ever ever leave your camera alone with Ivan.
These are the shots he take of HIMSELF!! Super Pei man ...

WAHLAUEH! CANNOT WEI

WAH THIS 1 Lagi VOMIT BLOOD

This is 1 of the only picture of Tek. Konon lar want to act cool, don't want to take picture with us. Nah kena penumbuk

And lastly, Seehoe's malay CMI chick. Cardboard oso don't want to let go. You say lar, how desperate is he.

We tried to adjourn to the carpark, but unfortunantely it was still raining. Then some joker had a brilliant idea of making prank calls to our beloved friends in Subang. =)
We dig deep into our pockets for loose change, and we managed to prank 4 people in total.
That night, we had 3 personalities; "Ah Hiu", "Ah Tan" , and "Ah dont know what" the loansharks =P

Steady lar our acting.






Got more pictures, but lazy to upload . Check it at alvinn.multiply.com

Random rant.

During those times when Internet was not a boom yet, I had a small diary book to keep me company. It was a black classy book with a book mark attached to it. Writing was more like a hobby back then. When you read back what you wrote couple of years down the road, somehow you remember back the good old days. That's the best part.

I was never good in writing. One of the things that i regretted is having myself joining the IT industries. If I had the choice back then, I would have join journalism Or Psychiatric studies. I have the habit of thinking for other people. I know when people is 'tulan' or 'bohsong', but it only applies to guys. So damn easy to read. When it comes to woman, then there will be a lil bit of problem there.

Most guys would say they are from a different planet. I would agree so. Their ego , emo , banging sessions, they are like a class above the guy species. 'Terra' like hell. The mood swings are worse than share market. It would be a man's dream to possess power to read woman just like Mel Gibson in "What Woman Wants".

My weekend was great. Uncle lim handed over some cash to me just when I desperately needed them. Although it's not alot, but sufficient enough to last me through 2 weeks. We played prank calls using public phone in genting and it was fucking hilarious. I'll youtube it when i bring my camera. =)

Sorry to all the victims. Please don't report to 'mata' ok. We are just bunch of innocent people who just wants to kill time.

Feeling very drowsy now, I'm heading back home at 2.15pm soon.

Catch you guys later.

The story so far...

Sorry for the lack of updates.

Alot of things messing in my mind like a fucking washing machine. I'm trying to clear things out one at a time. Here are the breakdown of what is going on with my life..

Work
Corporate support job is not as easy as I thought it was. I hardly have enough sleep nowadays due to the fact that I'm working a 5 am shift right now. I can't sleep at night as well because the weather is playing a major part in screwing my mood to sleep. I'm so busy i hardly notice the time flies so fast. Thank god for work, or else I'll be fucking bored to death.

Don't get me wrong, I hate working in this company. It's just that I need to have a sense of believing I'm doing something for money and not wasting my life like a sampah masyarakat.

Family
Mom and dad are surprisingly cheerful nowadays. At least now I have the time to talk with my dad before I go to work because sometimes he sleeps on the mattress downstairs.
Somehow i didn't tell them the truth about her not being who they wanted her to become. I just kept silent about the whole thing,they assume she was who she was, I leaked nothing out to them hoping that maybe 1 day they figured it out for themselves.

Her
Honestly, I have no flying fuck what went wrong here. Maybe I should have seen it coming a long long time ago. The calls and SMSes just ended . Don't ask me why, I'm dumbstruck as well. She said she will return the calls, but never did. Somehow I get the picture. The truth hurts like hell , but being ignored is just worst than that.
Am i too pushy? am i taking things for granted? am i not worth your 5 minutes?

You tell me...

Somethings are never meant to be together. All i ever wanted to be is to prove to her that I'm not those type of guys who she thinks I am. So much for trying hard, it ended up nowhere. At least i gave it a shot,and only if was given more time.
I guess that was it. I don't whether it's the end or not, hopefully i'll get the answer 1 day.

I'm not eyeing for the silent goodbye.